Well it's Saturday and it's another day with that pesky sun out. Doesn't it ever take a holiday in the summer like people do? Can't it go somewhere else and bug someone else? As you may have noticed I'm not exactly a fan of the sun which makes my theory about being part vampire valid. I take an umbrella out in the sun. Yes you can use an umbrella when it's raining but you can also use it to keep out the pesky sunlight. You carry around your little patch of shade without the tree because it would be pretty hard to carry around a tree especially if you're trying to read a book at the time that you're walking around. Could you imagine doing that? You'd have to be uber strong to be able to do that and it would look seriously weird.
There is a bug on the ceiling but I can't reach it and I can keep an eye on it in case it should move. I'm upstairs so it's a nice change because I've had a few buggy encounters that aren't exactly on my list of fun things to do. Make sure to check for a bug before going into the shower or you may find yourself out of the shower and in the process of getting dressed only to find one hiding by the wall which you wouldn't have noticed hiding behind the door when walking in. That would be followed by running for the swatter with a sock half on and a towel to smack it dead followed by sucking it up with the vacuum. Make sure the bug is dead before doing that because the bug will just crawl right on out if you just suck it up because it won't be dead.
The end is coming to Hex which only has three more shows to go before it ends which sucks. I wonder if there is any good fan fict out there or maybe books. A lot of shows are books and sometimes they are books first followed by getting turned back into books to match the show because usually the show isn't totally like the books in the first place. Did that even make a shred of sense? It just seems like lately there are a lot of shows that were books first. I guess my being a book slut would notice something like that before someone that isn't so much a book slut.
Myspace is driving me crazy. I finally got my page working and was finally able to change it to this background I really liked although the bats were cute. There are a lot of error messages so that's getting on my nerves so I'm even wondering if I should track down another place. I just might do that if things keep going the way they are. I don't want to have to keep clicking the button until it lets me on. It's a real pain in the butt if you ask me. There is Mind Viz but I don't know much about the place although I did pop by and signed up. If I could figure out how to change the background and be able to switch it around like on Myspace I might just switch over there and not look back. I'm just weighing my options so I'm not writing off Myspace quite yet since this might be a temporary sitch. The fingers are crossed that will be the case.
Well I discovered something very special about the socks that I just bought. It turns out that they come complete with moisture wicking. Isn't that exciting? Now I'm never been one to read the labels on my socks but it just happened to catch by eye when after the fun of taking that sticker thing that goes around them I got to have fun with the plastic things that people just love to stick through things. They obviously detract people from shoplifting socks otherwise there'd be a sock shortage. So make sure that your socks have this special addition too. I have no idea what it is so it might be Wikipedia time if I am really dying to find out.
The heat is back and broiling but I needed to exchange something at Walmart. Aren't old people supposed to be friendly? The guy in the commercial is but this guy was a total ass. I should have just walked by to get the item I was getting and afterwards just go to the returns counter but no I had to be nice and ask him if I needed a sticker but he was a total dick and to make matters worse he called me the M word which I don't appreciate at all. Hello the guy is a total Gramps and he's going around calling me that. Whatever dude! I'll know better should there be a next time.
I found a stick and I wish I had picked it up on my way to Walmart. I go the back way to avoid morons and yet I ran into not one but three of them and of course on the way back got cut off by this bitch which I called her on. I don't care who you are or more likely think you are there's no way that I'm letting you cut me off without letting you know what a bitch or asshole you are. Sure I wouldn't do it if there was a cop in a cop car because that would be totally dumb the drivers around here are so shitty. There are some nice ones but they seem to be few and far between.
Oh great there was a guy passing on the stupidity of riding on the sidewalk to his son but no I didn't let that stop me from telling him off. Ok I was nicer about it and I made him stew for a bit behind me where he kept demanding that I moved so he ended up having to squeeze by. It's just a shame I didn't have the stick with me at the time because I would have poked the both of them and told the son that he shouldn't follow in his father's very stupid footsteps. There was another guy behind me who was all quiet like and stealthy in his passing. It was actually one of the few sidewalks that can actually be considered a sidewalk because most of them are just ridiuclous. So I told him he should get on the street because this is a sidewalk or something like that. The thing is that he did go into the street. Maybe he got a clue or something.
On the way back I grabbed a stick I saw by the button you get to push to cross the street. So now I have a stick all ready to use when I go out and about. I will certainly use it. I'm trying to decide about which method to use. I could hold it out as sort of a gate to stop a person. I've been walking in the middle of the sidewalk. I also ran into an idiot walking. Ok just because I'm reading a book doesn't mean I haven't noticed you and so of course he moves right into my way so I'm forced to move over because he's a total moron. I'm more observey than a lot of people around here and the place seems to be overflowing with dumb ones. I could also poke the person as they go by and allow them to go by as I say something because I refuse to let someone just go right by me on a bike and not speak up.
I think people here are conditioned to not say a word and put up with a lot of crap. I don't think it's too much to expect a person to ride their damn bike on the street. It is called a sidewalk for a reason. Would they be so nasty if I happened to be in a wheelchair? Something tells me that some of them would be just as shitty. I just wish people would say something so I'm not the only one but I'm not going to stop so if you see a girl with an umbrella and reading a book you better get your ass off the sidewalk. It's supposed illegal but nothing gets done about it and this place is just utterly lame. There isn't even a decent library I can go to. I even hate the library now and that's just not me because I always enjoyed going. The place has ruined it for me so now I go in and just stay for as long as I can tolerate because it's teeming with stupid.
I just hope that the heat doesn't last because I don't like it. I'd rather be somewhere else with cooler weather like Frisco because it doesn't usually get too hot there and I could go hang out on the Golden Gate Bridge or maybe in Golden Gate Park because they probably frown on people hanging out on a bridge. If you haven't already guessed I'm a fan of Charmed. I do wonder about that house and if they painted it because it is a standout because you don't really find all that many houses that color. At least there I wouldn't be afraid of melting into a puddle of mush because of the bloody heat.
After a couple days of weather that was totally tolerable the heat is coming back with a vengeance because it's back up into the seriously hot zone and tomorrow is gonna be even hotter which totally sucks. In case you haven't clued in I'm not exactly a fan of the heat because it's just too bloody hot if you ask me. So it's a case of wanting to be Anywhere But Here in more ways than one. I would pick somewhere much cooler weatherwise as well as everything elsewise.
I only had a moron encounter with one person and I made sure to tell her to ride her bike on the street. She didn't say anything but since I'm not from here and never plan to be from here I will continue to speak up. It just sucks that it seems like I'm the only one willing to do that. I guess they are just conditioned to expect inferiorness or something. I had a not so fun time at the library. I really wish there was one around that I would actually enjoy going to instead of tolerating. At least the cops weren't called and I didn't have it out with anyone. They always start it and I'm the one that is made out to be the bad guy.
Well that sucks it was two minutes until Footballers Wives was over when Tanya finally turns up and it was like deja vu all over again because they showed the same little clip in Footballers Overtime. As if that wasn't bad enough now I have to wait two weeks to watch it again because for some reason it won't be on next week. What is up with that? I wonder if that will happen with HollyOaks which is a British soap. I don't think it's too far behind here because they didn't show it from the start so it's been a few weeks and I'm trying to figure out who is who. It is on five days a week and I don't know how it's aired in England because it could be a daytime show or maybe a night one. Who knows because I'm not there I'm here in CO home of yet another Hellmouth.
At least I didn't melt today when I was out which is something and now there is a computer that is working much better. I tried to fix the problem at Myspace but I got nowhere and I couldn't even send an email for help so I'll try here now that I'm at home and the computer is now really high speed Internet. What was it before turtle speed Internet? It was crazy because I couldn't get to websites that I should have been able to and others just took an eternity to pop up if they wanted to or I got that stupid message wondering if I was hooked up to the Internet which is crazy because I was able to get into my email and I think that means Internet.
Yikes how horrible there's yet another show to not watch that's involves singing. It's basically get the lyrics right and you have a shot at a cash prize. Why must they put this crap on TV and why do people watch it? I'm not saying that I've never watched a reality show but it has gone absolutely insane. How many shows are on that invovle singing and I'm not too crazy about American Idol because that is to blame for shows I like getting jerked off and eventually cancelled so that show can disappear which would make me totally happy. There is no reason for it to be on more than once a week because for me that's one too many times but apparently people like it for some reason that I can't grasp.
So I was watching House because I only started watching it this season so there's quite a few episodes that I've missed. I also decided to watch MI5 because Tony Head was on it and what can I say if someone from Buffy is on something I try to catch it. It's kinda like a British Alias. So much for Tony coming back because the one episode I do watch comes with him hanging himself with a belt. Hugh Laurie was on it and it was so weird to hear his real voice. I know he's a Brit but the accent sounded kinda fake. Is that just me?
One other thing that I noticed was the extreme baldingness on the top of his head in the back which I haven't noticed on House. Maybe they don't show the right part of his head for a person to see or maybe over here he did the Bosley thing. Hey the weather guy from KTLA did it so why not him. I am going to make a point to see that part of his head to see if he got some hair or maybe he got some spray on stuff that just works wonder. That just amuses me the whole spray in a can to hide a bald patch because why in the world would it work? Are people really fooled by spray on hair?
Well that was nice for a change to actually go back to sleep after waking up at the ungodly hour of five and getting some more sleep. I really hate the whole sleep for a few hours and wake up and do it again. I would much rather announce what time I'd like to fall asleep at and announce the time I want to wake up. It just isn't fair that there are people out there that fall asleep the second they get comfy. I'm lucky if I'm asleep by midnight which usually follows with a few hours of sleep and the whole waking up thing at least a few times. I guess I should be glad that I'm actually sleeping because the year where I slept for maybe three hours a night wasn't too fun.
The Sci Fi channel has jumped onto the anime band wagon and I like the one called Tokko. It has demons and swords so it really appeals to this Buffy fan. There's a lot of slamming cable but I have to say as someone that has had DirectTV and Comcast I so prefer Comcast because of OnDemand which is totally awesome. This year after ditching DirectTV we got Comcast and the OnDemand had added more to it including not one but two Anime channels. I think they are probably both stations. I know that Anime Network is a station but it's not on Comcast and I think Anime Selects is probably the same. At least they are avaialble on OnDemand. My head would probably explode or something to have 24/7 access to anime. There wouldn't be enough recording time since the highest as far as I know is eight hours.
It's Wednesday which means Footballers Wives is one. I wish they didn't show so much of Footballers Overtime because season five of FW is something that took place before FO. So I already know that Amber does't kill Bruno. It's like a backwards trip into what happened with Bruno and Lucy since they got back together. What I'm excited about is the arrival of Tanya and Joan Collins joining the cast. So it's sure to be a total bitchfest as well as some slapping and fun hair pulling tonight. I even learned a new word last night watching BBCAmerica and I'll share with you it's bog and that means the bathroom. I've never heard that one before since it's usually loo or toilet.
Well I came across Mindviz last night and took a few of the tests. It turns out that I'm 20% nerd although the test seemed to be more for guys than girls. The whole thing about the erection kinda screamed guy. Aren't girls nerds too? I also took one for freak and that would be 30% so there's 50% unaccounted for. I think that part is probably weird. There are some amusing things in the freak test so you should go to Mindviz which is sorta like another Myspace.
So next time you're bored and feel like doing something try taking the blow dryer outside and holding it up when cars go by to see if they stop. I liked that one and it gives the blow dryer something to do since I don't use one. I think there's one around somewhere. It's just a pain in the ass to use a blow dryer so I just put my hair up in a clip when I wash it and let it dry naturally which is easier on the hair. See if someone's dumb enough to slow down or even stop. It might be entertaining for a little while anyway.
There was also a question about super gluing quarters to the floor in the mall. You can watch people try to pick them up and mix things up a bit and try different objects as well as money. Now I'm not suggesting breaking out the paper money to do this unless you can get a realistic photocopy to do it and who knows if it would work because glue and paper doesn't always mix but wouldn't that be funny to see someone bend down to pick up what looks like a five dollar bill only to have it stuck and be fake? Use your imagination and glue down other things but who knows what would happen if someone caught you doing this. So do it with caution and realize that security might come after you.
At last there's a little relief from the heat because today is supposed to be a lot cooler which is great because I'm not a fan of the heat. The thing that sucks is that it's supposed to go up by Thursday again so there's only two days before it gets all melt worthy again. Don't leave home without the umbrella because it helps a little bit. I want to find a weather dance but I'm not sure if someone with two right feet would be able to do it successfully since the Weather Gods might just get pissed and make the weather even worse. I suppose the intent should count for something. Do they even work? Well I've only actually heard of rain dances and I don't really know much about them but a little rain at this point wouldn't be too horrible.
So I've decided that I need to get my hands on a stick. There are just too many morons around here. Am I the only one that has the balls in a manner of speaking since I am a girl with girl parts to speak up when an idiot goes back. Oh real great comeback the idiot says he knows after I told him something along the lines of Sidewalk moron. Hello I wasn't declaring it I was telling him he should get his ass of the sidewalk and into the street where he belongs along with the chick he was riding with so I ended with Bike asshole or something like that.
I think if I had a stick I could poke those who are riding bikes. I'm not talking a major poke just a small one as they go by because that might give them a clue. Who knows maybe I'll find an on switch for their brain. Does no one think this way? The sidewalks are a total joke around here. On the way back one guy was riding towards me but at a distance and there was a opening from a parking lot so he turned instead of heading towards me because I decided to walk in the middle instead of to the side. That could be why he decided to get the hell out of the way. Another idiot decided to go onto the grass so I should have told him that he was lucky that I didn't have my stick with me and to get the hell off the grass as well as the sidewalk and get into the street. The poor grass had to suffer for his stupidity.
Now I just need to find a stick because I don't want to use my umbrella since that's my little patch of shade in this godawful heat. I'm just glad that I didn't turn into a puddle of good before I got home and into the air conditioned place. When it's hot it's good to be living in the basement. So when I'm stickless I'll just walk in the middle and force the idiot to ride into the rocks or whatever and tell them to get into the street. Is that such a difficult concept to comprehend? Maybe it is for people around here but there was a guy who was riding on the street like he was supposed to. I don't mind getting out of the way if there's a person in a wheelchair or if there's someone blind but I don't like it when it's someone on a bike because they are often acting all superior simply because they are sitting on a thing that they can peddle with their two wheels moving them faster than a person who is walking. So speak up and get a stick so you too can poke these idiots.
Wouldn't it be cool to have workouts with a theme? It's weird but even the workouts are even given a rating. The ones I do are PG which is strange if you ask me. Does that mean the stripper workouts are rated MA? Gosh darn it I broke my stripper pole so I guess that workout is out.
I think themes might encourage people to keep up with working out. It is fairly easy to say I don't feel like it today which could lead to stopping altogether. I've been very good as well as consistent. Sure I've slowed down a little bit when the period arrives but I didn't stop completely and I'm doing it every day. Some busty blonde with a squeaky voice just doesn't appeal to me. On Demand has a decent selection of workouts to choose from and best of all it's free. No gym membership or peeping in the locker room for this girl. I do a couple of the workouts so I'm doing pretty good and don't look like too much of an idiot but just in case I do it solo aside from the people on the screen and unless I'm mistaken they can't see me.
I wouldn't mind a Buffy workout. Remember to clench your jaw. They could play songs from the musical. Spike's little workout comes to mind. Try push ups in bed although there actually was an invisible Buffy beneath him at the time. As a reward for working out Spike could turn up nude as a sign of encouragement. I know that would help me out a lot if that was my incentive.
There could be staking with some kind of dummy where you throw stakes aiming for the heart how else are you going to be able to stake a vampire when you need to. You could practice using a stake with both hands and throwing them. You could also practice kicking to see if you can get the dummy flying across the room as you try to tap into that Slayer strength. You can also perfect your plunge and move on technique. Make sure to also play music that will make the guy in tweed suffer bits of his brain dribbling out his ears.
There could be other TV themed workouts. Maybe there could be a brooding in the dark workout. I could teach that one but I'd prefer to see Angel myself. I'd so have that mastered lickety split although I'd want some extra help from the teacher. Try crawling down into the sewer for a nice walk in the dark except for the flashlight since you need to see where you're going. Don't forget to bring along a stake or some kind of weapon since you won't be alone down there. The rat might be the least of your worries so don't wig if you see one. Maybe you could try climbing up a bridge and look for a Whitelighter or Elder to give you some words of wisdom.
That would be the tea cosie that Buffy wanted so I thought I'd add this picture even though poor Cassie is dead but not forgotten. A couple people were deserving of the smack and as much as I love Thelma she was one of them because that wasn't very nice to go and grass on Leon. Hello he's a muggle so he needed as much help as he could get. So much for getting Malachi to down some St John's Wort. It doesn't sound like a very nice drug but it's supposed to help with depression and something else but I'm blanking on the what else. I don't think it's sleep because that's melatonin isn't that it? Something like that which helps with sleep. So no drugging for Malachi. Hey at least it would have been in the Bourbon and here I thought it was whiskey. I thought it looked like a Jack Daniels bottle but maybe that's just me.
So the boils are gone but so was her free will and Malachi liked it too the prat. Talk about disgusting how casual he was about offering Ella up as a whore even though in her time whore was a term of affection he didn't mean it that way. Who knows maybe Tom is gay. If he liked anyone I would have thought it was Alex. Is she trying to take Roxanne's place as bitch? Yes take me Malachi and flaunt it in front of your supposed girlfriend because I'm an uber cow.
Well that's a good thing to know if we ever have an immortal friend who was burned at the stake to jump into her dream and threaten her with fire to get her back to normal. See who says you can't learn anything from TV? You actually can and in the case of Americans watching British shows you learn a new language. So I'm slowly but surely being bilingual in not just American but also British. After all not everyone knows that in British a jumper is actually a sweater. What they call a jumper I have yet to find out.
Oh Thelma the poor girl didn't want to fade away and how could she tell Maya after Maya said, "I love you." That isn't a good position for her to be in but she nearly got poor Leon killed. Sure I didn't like him much at first but the guy has grown on me and not like fungus. That was very mean of Raphael to use him like that. How exactly was Leon supposed to remain immune to Malachi's charms? I guess maybe his love for Ella protects him or something. Talk about a total sleaze because he wanted Ella for himself. That isn't very angelic behavior. So like Buffy she decides to go things along when the so called bosses are just too moronic for words.
What is the deal with Mephistopheles anyway? Isn't he supposed to be the bad guy? He certainly was on Xena but much uglier with the horns and stuff but she kicked his ass and killed him. He actually wanted Leon alive for some reason that I can't figure out. Maybe he has a crush on him. It's a little confusing when the good guys seem more bad and the bad guys don't seem so bad. Well I guess I'll just have to wait and see.
Darn there are only three more episodes before the end. This is just another show in a line of shows getting killed way too soon while crap marches on. What is the deal with that? I guess England does the same thing but I don't know if they do it as frequently as they do here. At least Doctor Who is still going strong because I really dig that show and look forward to season three or how you Brits say it series three. I would think that would lead to confusion with a series finale because that could be the season or the show itself. Too bad they don't have books for Hex because that would be cool.
I'm reading well about to finish Bewitched, Bothered & BeVampryered which is an anthology but not like the typical one. This is set out like a season with a variety of authors each writing episodes and it continues into another book. Why can't they do something like this with shows that get killed? I would love to read about shows that I loved that got killed because stories would be better than the empty wasteland left behind when the plug is pulled on them. It's a great book so I suggest it if you like things of the weird and if you like MaryJanice Davidson since she's included and I just love her. It's one of those books that you don't have to read all at once because you could just read a bit and read a regular book which is what I do since I've been known to read double.
With the heat of summer comes the disgust for heat. I may be part vampire because I'm not a fan of the sun. Sure it's handy because it helps you see but other than that it's a pain in the butt. It sends beams of burning rays to burn the flesh and my flesh is just so burnable unless I put on the sunscreen which I do year round. I don't tan anyway and I don't want to end up looking like leather anyway. So the less contact I have with the sun the better. Hey this vampire is kinda hot but I think I'd prefer Spike or Henry. I just love that boy's hair.
Also the sun is just to darn bright if you ask me. I heard that lighter colored eyes are more sensitive which makes sense since I do have blue eyes when they aren't grey and they are sensitive so it's sunglasses year round for me also they protect against the wretched sun. I could do without the sun except for the little fact of not being able to see without it. I have pretty decent vision at night but you can't read by it. So I guess it's a necessary evil that a person has to put up with otherwise we'd all be in trouble because it would get pretty chilly without it. I just wish it would take a little vacation and get farther away so it isn't so bleeding hot in the summer. Is that too much to ask?
Oh goody I was faced with another pesky spider. I guess I should be grateful that there aren't a band of them that I have to kill with my fly swatter. Just call me the Bug Slayer. So it was almost at the ceiling and it's a good thing that the swatter adds height otherwise I wouldn't have been able to knock it down without getting a ladder. That is just wrong having to get a ladder to kill a spider. So I was able to get it onto the floor and I went after it with the swatter. That was followed up by getting the vacuum and sucking it up.
Ok creepy thought just struck me. I usually kill the bug and then suck it up with the vacuum so those bugs are technically still there only in the bag thing. Maybe it should be changed because that's giving me the wig a little bit. I just don't like grabbing for them with my hand even with the protection of tissue or toilet paper. I don't want to feel the thing in my fingers through the tissue. I want to have a bug free zone. Don't get the wrong idea there isn't a swarm of them down there. I haven't really seen more than one bug on any given day but I don't want any there.
The only bug or I guess bugs is more accurate that I wouldn't want exterminated would be the ladybug and the butterfly. If you ask me they shouldn't even fall into the same category as the other creepy crawlies. I wouldn't mind finding them in my lair but no such luck. At least I haven't waken up with one on me or something. Good that should give me a jolt of paranoia to fun things up at bedtime. I've even tried threatening them but it doesn't seem to work unless only the really dumb ones are coming out because they will be killed on sight.
Oh if you happen to read Fool Moon by Jim Butcher and it's a newer copy make sure to check page 101 because the first time I tried reading it a while ago eight lines of that page were missing. Like many others I found the show on SciFi and totally dug it and as soon as I found out that there was a series of books I got right to the online catalog and started putting them on hold. I wasn't alone in doing this and there was twenty-five holds wanting this book when I had to stop reading. It's not like when there's a word missing where you can figure it fairly easy and I didn't have the chance to look at a book at the bookstore so I had to return it. Thankfully I was able to get it at Bemis along with book number four. So this would be the fifth book that I've read and not in order. Usually I like to read in order but these books aren't strictly must read in order because it doesn't pick up right where the other one left off.
It would be pretty cool to be a wizard because of the being able to blow up cell phones. I would put that skill to use every time someone tried to use a cell in the library. There would be the problem of the computer because those would blow up too but it does paint a funny picture for me so I'll just enjoy it because the reality is much uglier. If you haven't read the books they are really great although there are some differences between the show and the books. That always seem to be the case.
Usually shows are turned into books but lately there are more books that are being turned into series and in the case of Bones it was a series of books and then a show and the show got turned into books. Well there's one book that I know of but there might be more by now or soon will be. I wonder if that missing Bones episode will ever air or if we'll just have to wait for season two on DVD. That just sucks and it's like deja vu all over again because the same thing happened to Buffy in season three and it's weird because it's around the same time as before. What is up with that?
Now I'm hooked on anime so a day without anime is much like a day without sunshine. Ok maybe I could do without the sun although the seeming lack of sun yesterday didn't detract from the horrible hotness of the day. See I'm not such a dumb girl with my umbrella after all am I? That thing does more than just keep the rain out because it gives you your own little area of shade which helps a little under the broiling sun. What amuses me about anime are the huge bouncing boobs? Are they the ideas of men? Not every anime is like this and Super Gals which I love and Ran who is like one of my favorite characters doesn't have the giant boobs bouncing around.
Now I've never taken a poll to find out if the animes in question are created by men or not because it can be tricky to tell since they are Japanese names and I'm not up on names fitting to which gender. Sometimes there have been names that have also been characters on shows and they have been for a girl character as well as a boy character so that makes things a little tricky. Kelly is usually a girl's name but it can be a boy's name after all there is Kelly Slater and of course Nicky Brendon's twin brother Kelly. As you can see from his couple of appearances on Buffy he is very much in a boy way or they had one hell of a makeup team on hand. So go back and watch when Xander is split into two. In case you're having a brain short out that would be in season five.
Well if I didn't know that it was the first day of summer the broiling temperature outside certainly tells me. I didn't turn into a puddle when I walked over to the library. I saw one person with a functioning brain and ten without their brains. Unfortunately I wasn't able to stay at the library long because of the idiot on his cell phone. He must be deaf or in the process because I could hear the chick he was talking to. See what too much cell phone use does to a person?
So I'm stuck in this state that I totally hate and am surrounded by what seems to be a super large group of morons. If any of you out there are walkers join me in letting those on bikes know that they shouldn't be on the sidewalk. No wheels allowed people. Of course people in wheelchairs and strollers have the right to use the sidewalk but those of you on bikes can just get your ass into the street. I didn't have this problem in California which is where I'd much rather be. Thanks a lot Potato Head.
Here's a piece of advice for those of you that are married if your husband cheats on you when you're pregnant with his child just toss his ass out because odds are you'll end up tossing his ass again when he cheats yet again because moving has consequences for people. As a result of that idiot I end up here and if she had just tossed him when he cheated the first time I would have been in California instead of stuck in this place of horrors.
So there were ten people I encountered today when walking to and from the library and only one of them had the sense to ride in the street. Now it seems like people are conditioned here or something not to say anything but I speak up and I was pretty nice because all I said was, "Sidewalk moron" and made it plural when the three rode by together. So of course that shows if a person is a jackass or not when they comment back. So I stoped the idiot in his tracks because only one of them said anything when I told him to get a brain. I think I left him scratching his head at that one.
If you walk speak up especially if you live in Colorado because there are way too many people riding on the sidewalks and the sidewalks here suck. There are a lot of them that aren't even finished because they decided to leave half of dirt with a layer or rocks so I don't even consider that a part of the sidewalk. Make people think because most bikers here are rotten and downright rude. They think they own the sidewalk. Now I'm not talking about every person that rides a bike but there are a lot of them. It's the same with people in cars.
I think people should be forced to spend some time as a pedestrian and see what it's like when people think they can just force you to wait or move or whatever just because they happen to have wheels beneath them with an engine or whatever a bike has. It won't kill a person to wait the lousy ten seconds or whatever for me to cross the street. The people walking are trying to get somewhere too and I don't like waiting for a long line of cars to turn and to keep on coming simply because I'm standing at the corner waiting to cross. I don't mind letting a car or two by but not the whole damn line. So be considerate the next time you get behind the wheel.
So I solved the mystery of the blank screen which is how this entry is turning up today. Since I have a hate hate relationship with the library that I'm stuck with I can only tolerate the place in small doses. It's just too bad I can't put on that episode of Angel from season two I believe the name is Happy Anniversary where the guy creates a machine to freeze a moment in time. It would be a way for me to get to Long Beach and the Main Library which is the library that is in that episode. Yes I know that's quite a name. It would be handy since I can't teleport. Maybe if I start chanting mumbo jumbo I can open up a portal. It's just that before I was forced to come here I enjoyed going to the library but the ones around me just suck and there are no choices either. I had not one but five choices along with two other county libraries to choose from and all but one were within walking distance of me with one of the walks being five miles. Here I don't have a choice it's either Columbine or I bus it to Bemis.
I'm sure you are foaming at the mouth to figure out how I a total boob when it comes to the ways of computers solved the mystery. I just pulled the plug out and voila it came back on so I have no idea what happened or why it came back when it did that. The important thing is that it came but because I still have to finish up my manuscript because I can't rely on the trapped copy in my email. Sure it's a simple thing that I did but it worked before when the menu got stuck on the TV. Watch out computer whisperers! Ok not but I did get it working again at least at the same crap level as it was at before.
It's hard to type up a manuscript when the screen is blank. So I'm able to do that and next stop will be saving it on a disk. Oh the excitement that always awaits me. That will make it a lot easier to send it out should I go the snail mail route instead of just relying on the email route. Since I don't have the dinero to self publish that would be out. I'm not sure about that anyway. That would require research because I don't think it would be a good idea just to pick a place.
Ideally I won't have to pay to publish this book. Knock on wood or whatever that it will makes its way to the bookstores. I'm waiting to hear from soemeone so it's wait mode that I enter. Send out and wait for a reply along with inevitable rejection until someone is absolutely spellbound by my masterpiece. Oh fiddlesticks a girl can dream can't she?
So if I didn't know it was summer looming on the horizon the arrival of bugs is certainly annnouncing its arrival. The other day I found a bug on the ceiling which is always a fun thing to wait up to. It was like five in the morning and I couldn't get back to sleep so eventually I turned the light on to read and there it was. I had to get out of bed and go get the fly swatter. Why is it called a fly swatter anyway since most of the time you aren't swatting flies? I wouldn't mind if the spiders or the world and other creepy crawlies were eradicated from the planet and yes that includes the cockroach but thankfully I haven't had any sightings of them and I hope it stays that way.
What good are bugs anyway? It makes me want to get a pet bat because they eat a ton of them a day. I could just imagine that their breath is uber foul so they would need some serious breath mints. There aren't enough bugs so I wonder what else they would eat. Do they like chocolate? If they do we would have a problem because no one touches the chocolate but me unless of course I had a chocolate tree planted in the back yard. Oh yeah there are probably all kinds of goodies to feast on in the dirt beneath the grass or something. I have no idea what the squirrels find in there but they search for something and I've seen them eating.
Yes I realize that today isn't Sunday and I'm certainly not at home writing this up but what can I say other than the stupid computer has something wrong with it. I guess the fact that it was even slower on Friday should have been a big clue but sometime between Friday night and Saturday morning the screen went blank and I can't do a damn thing with it. So I'm not sure how many entries I'll be able to do this week. Hopefully two and I'm keeping the fingers crossed that the problem will be fixed.
Ok why did Ella get the boils and Malachi get the blindness? If I was force ed to chose between the two because I committed the ultimate sin of falling in love with the guy I'm supposed to kill I'd go with blindness. I simply have nothing in the wardrobe that goes with them and going outside blind wouldn't cause people to scream in horror or round up a lynch mob to string me up from the hanging tree.
I wonder why Thelma didn't get a mark when Azazeal killed her like Maya did. Maybe it's because she was killed to keep his youthful appearance so it was more like a sustenance issue and Malachi in his own twisted way was trying to be nice. It shouldn't doesn't make the lesbian ghost thing any easier when a thing like that comes up and she'd totally lose Maya forever if she ever found out the truth. Poor Thelma and it wasn't even her fault to begin with. Malachi is a dick but you kinda feel sorry for him at the same time because talk about the ultimate case of star crossed lovers and Romeo and Juliet thought they had it bad. At least them being together didn't turn the world on its ass.
So I'm at the not so fun library and it was a oh so fun trip to get here. I stopped at Penneys for some earrings and I made sure they were actually silver. You get a good deal when you get that free ten bucks so I got freshwater pearl earrings that were already half off for the grand price of three bucks and fifteen cents. I am the Queen when it comes to shopping. It just sucks that there isn't a decent jewelry store around here.
So once again I get cut off so like always I make sure to let the person know. I am not going to let them get off so they continue to think it's ok. I'm not like the others around here who don't seem to give a fuck. Unfortunately it looks like this will be a quick trip because I'm next to Skippy the twitchinator so it looks like a half hour it'll be. I just hate this fucking place when I'm trying to get some work done and people are just so damn noisy. I think he just tried to ask me something but screw that I don't want him by me. There are other computers so why did he pick this one. It would be one thing if it was the only one but it's not so this sucks.
I'll just pretend to be deaf or something and anyway he didn't continue trying to bug me. The workers here should really go around and stop the madness but of course they won't because I'm surrounded by idiots or as that line from some show that I heard in a commercial totally applies. "I'm stuck in a forest or craziness" or something like that. Oh great he tried again but I'm typing here so he can go ask someone else. I don't have to answer questions anyway. It's not like I work here and I'm not getting paid to answer the question so fuck that. Damn I thought I scared him off but he's back.
Well I must have been typing slower today or something because I didn't get as far along with my Hex site as I hoped but I did work on it so pay a visit and tell a friend. Ok that sounds like an Albertson's commercial but it still applies. Now I'm having problems on this computer. Maybe the heat has gotten to it. I don't have a name for this computer and I've never heard of a person naming them so I'd likely be the first to start the ball rolling in this weird realm.
Today I saw the cat on the porch this time when I was leaving this morning. Yes I took the oh so fun bus to the library. I even got to go on the grownup computer for a little bit before I was banished to the room where they don't believe in a person having some breathing room. When the place got too full I bounced and headed upstairs for a bit. Sure technically you're only supposed to be on the computers upstairs for only ten minutes but I stretched that a bit and no one said anything. I just couldn't stay downstairs among the masses of horror. The ironic thing is the room is called a computer lab and it says to be quiet but that didn't stop people from being loud and obnoxious and talking on the cells.
Thanks but I don't need any reminders on the dumbness of people. I had to just get away from there because it would likely turn out that I'd be the one that got screwed over like the fun time with Columbine where the cops were called. I was just voicing my opinion and the bitch called the cops because I called it like I saw it. To make that even funner it was done on my birthday which is part of the reason I hate the Columbine library. I wasn't aware that whispering was such a crime when people can make calls and talk as loud as they want and parents with screaming babies are allowed with nothing said. It's a bizarre backwards place and I hate it so I go in there for as little as possible.
My thoughts on running is this if some one's chasing you with an axe or something you run. I don't understand those that do it because they enjoy it. I've never heard of anyone drop dead from walking but they have from running. I guess to each their own but you will never catch me running unless there's a reason for it. Oh yeah running may be needed if the light changes and you don't want to wait for another green light so you start running.
In horror movies the people running for their lives never seem to have much luck because they tend to get caught and killed. It's funny how the killer just seems to stroll and have no problem catching up to the person who is literally running for their lives. If you're wearing heels lose them because it's so dumb to try and run in them. Maybe they would have better luck if the tried walking because running doesn't seem to be working for them. Just some strangeness from my head for your viewing pleasure.
Right now I'm working on typing up my manuscript because a copy is stuck in my email and I can't access it so I'm gonna be giving that top priority because I'll be sending it to this place that wants me to send at least half of it but I think I'll probably just wait and send the whole thing. I'm probably more than half way through and if I keep chipping away at it I'll hopefully get it done and the fingers are mentally crossed as I say this by the end of this week.
Hopefully I'll be able to work on my Hex site tomorrow and finish up Thelma's diaries at least the ones I was able to get from her. She is quite tetchy and makes me write them down for her while she's busy stuffing her face. I would say that I'm about halfway through to getting caught up so I should have some more to add tomorrow. Too bad I can't just wave a hand and have it jump from the pages onto the screen but Ella is just too busy deciding if she wants to kill Malachi or jump his bones to help me out with that. I'll at least have something up by Thursday and potentially a bit more of Friday depending on the atmosphere of the wretched place the people here laughingly call the library.
So I got a little startled when I went into the room where I have a little fridge. There was a cat in the well thingie outside the window looking back at me. Now I wasn't expecting that. Why in the world would a cat be sitting down there. It doesn't exactly seem comfortable unless it fell asleep when it was raining earlier. At least I think it was raining because I heard dripping that would be rain sounds right? So I had a slight starlement because it's not like I screamed or anything. I just wasn't expecting to have two eyes peering at me when I walked in the room.
Another thing that I wonder about is the anime and the big boobs. There is a anime that I'm watching and there's a bunny girl that can make the boobs grow by becoming one with the person or worn by the person. Her name is Deimo which I think translates to but which is ironic. It's called Cosplay Complex and I've watched two episodes so far. I wonder if I'll be able to see more soon. It's a world series for Cosplay and if you aren't into the whole anime and manga thing you have no idea what I'm talking about so go to Wikipedia and look it up for Pete's sake.
I am working on Hex and I'm about halfway through so I'm not sure how much I'll get up this week but I plan to at least be caught up on paper by the next episode. How much I get up today depends on Chris and his stupid cellphone. Oh great once again he's on the damn phone which is annoying. They really should confiscate those things at the door because it would be so much nicer. There's no reason for people to be chatting and it's not like it's ever anything interesting. I don't care about Chris and his trip to the airport and him asking for some one's address. Is that really a necessary phone call in the library? No of course it isn't but does anyone do anything no because they are a bunch of morons here. I'm surrounded by complete idiots. It would be one thing if someone ever had an interesting coversation but it's total Dullsville around here. I do think I amuse some people with my comments.
Well I'm fiddling around with the layout and it's being a bit temperamental. I got some of it done so there's going to be a little moving around of stuff. I was hoping to have it all done today but that might not happen because the computer doesn't seem to want to cooperate with me. I really hate when that happens. Maybe when I'm done with my little rant session the computer will be in a better mood. It would be so much easier if I could just tell it what I want done and have it do it without me having to push buttons and wait to see if it'll work or not. I'm fine with typing but it can be a pain in the butt if the thing just doesn't want to work.
So it's Monday which I'm not a fan of. I just finished reading Storm Front by Jim Butcher. That is one of The Dresden File books. Yes they were a series of books because the show. That's why there are so many holds on them at the library. At least the library is good for something. I'm working my way through them but not really in order but it doesn't matter so much with this series because they stand alone on their own just fine. I just prefer to read series in order but there's not much I can do when there's twenty-five people wanting the same book.
So this would be the fourth book I've read in it and Fool Moon will be next. I did start reading it a little while ago but was forced to stop when I found page 101 missing. So check for that before reading it. Time wasn't on my side so I wasn't able to get over to a bookstore to read the missing section there and continue reading the book. It's a good series and with the show gone until next season the fingers are crossed that'll it come back that'll hold the fans for a bit.
Poor Ella and Thelma. Malachi was showing his evilness when he decided to kill that girl. I think in a bizarre way that he thought he was doing Thelma a favor or something and she did turn out to like girls. Maybe he read her mind or something which is why he did it. What happened to Peggy? I think Ella's gonna have a hard time finishing her job. Why does destiny always have to ruin a girl's social life?
She's drawn to him because he's one of the few people that can understand her. He's evil but he's got that sexy bad boy thing going for him and you kinda forget about him being one of the bad guys since he's charming. Why are archangels always such assholes. Raphael was just a total dick not unlike Michael when he and Xena had it out. I guess there must be some rule that angels are just unsympathetic and uncaring towards us mere mortals or in her case immortal. Just because she's been around for centuries doesn't mean she doesn't want to be like other girls including having a nice boyfriend. I never thought I'd be saying that about Leon but the bloke has really grown on me.
I wonder how many holes that Thelma made throughout the school for her spying. Well it's a good idea since a few can see her. I wonder when Roxanne will because it shows her talking to Thelma who is dressed up like an angel. At least the girl is getting more of a wardrobe. It must get tiresome wearing the same clothes all the time. One good thing about her getting a ghostie to join her is that she won't be so lonely but Maya might be pissed if she finds out that Thelma didn't die from cancer and that Maya's death wasn't just some random accident. Thelma isn't to blame because Malachi did it. Saying that a girl is cute doesn't mean I want her dead so she can be my playmate because the love of my life is gone forever.
If anyone has been to my Hex website you'll notice that I haven't added the new episodes yet. Well it takes time and I've been trying to get other things done but I think over the next few days I'll try to get Thelma's diary up and add it to the website when I'm able to get to the library since the computer I'm on still doesn't like Tripod which indicates to me that something is wrong with it. So hopefully by Wednesday I'll have the diary entries all caught up on the site. So keep checking and I'll start up on the episodes. It can be very tricky to try to do everything all at once so that's why I'm thinking it would be better to just do the diary entries first. I'm hoping that by next week's episode I will have the four episodes down and be in the process of adding them to the site. Just so you know I am doing the episodes how they originally aired in England which means these past four episodes are the rest of seaon two and not the start of it.
Well I am continuing to do the workout thing on top of normal walking. I think it's helping. It's not like I'm gonna get all crazy and start measuring and taking notes or something. I know it takes time but it's very easy to be impatient because like many other people I want instant results. I should be proud that I've been doing this for ten weeks without flaking out. That can be an easy thing to do you decide to not do it one day and eventually you stop. So it's good that I've been able to resist that urge.
So I'm working on typing up my manuscript in the word processor part of this computer. I'm just glad that I was able to figure it out. I did a little looking and stumbled across it and now I have about twenty-five pages done. I can't get into my email to get the copy there saved as a draft and this gives me a chance to do a little more fiddling around with it. So once it's done I'll be able to save it to a disk and get to business of attracting a publisher. I think I've actually improved on it so in a way it's good that I'm forced to retype it up. I knew I'd probably have to because I'm not too sure if I could have saved a copy from an email.
It's time to dye the hair again so I have it all washed and ready for the dying tomorrow. Why do you have to wash your hair twenty-four hours before anyway? That is such a pain in the ass. Sadly dying is a part of life unless you want to see those pesky grays. You can't pluck them all. I'll admit that I've tried the plucking route but it's too tricky. To make you feel better about them just think about the little kids with gray hair. I kid you not I saw a little boy no more than ten with grays and I've heard about someone getting them at sixteen so that helps a little but that doesn't mean I want them on my head.
Go away to those grays is what I say. I heard about some vitamin that leaves your hair the natural color minus those pesky little buggers. Unfortunately I don't know what it is. That is something to look into because it would be handy to take a pill and have the color just stay the color it's supposed to be. It would save a person on dying their hair along with the damage it causes. My hair is actually in good shape and I use Loreal that is a temporary thing that colors and hides but you have to do it regularly otherwise the evil hairs start rearing their ugly selves. Why does it seem to strike most in the front and slightly underneath? Maybe it's just me and I can't see the back but I don't think any are lurking back there.
So I'm gonna see if I can find out about this pill because I'm sure that I wouldn't be the only one that would gladly take that to get away from those grays. It probably wouldn't stop me from dyeing because sometimes a girl just wants a change but it would allow a girl to not have to dye her hair all the time which can be a pain in the butt. It's just a good thing that you can buy hair color from the store instead of paying someone else to do it because that gets expensive and they charge more if you have long hair which I do.
Well I did pretty good considering I didn't go out. I just finished the workout that is double the time and it's a little different and more challenging. So I think it's a good idea for me to switch back and forth between the three instead of just doing the one. I never thought I'd actually be following along with a video but here I am doing just that. One thing I refuse is to do it when there are actual people around to watch. Sure I want to have someone see me making a fool of myself. I didn't do too bad and since this particular workout was the second time that I'd done it I wasn't quite so lost.
I guess I'm in a Hello Kitty mood but I will freely admit that I love her and am horrified to be stuck in a state that seems to be anti Kitty at least in having Sanrio stores conveniently located to me. There is a mall but there is no Sanrio store like in the fabulous Lakewood Mall in California where I wish I was. That's where the whole teleporting thing would come in handy so I could go and get my kitty fix. Sure there are some places that sell hello kitty stuff like Target but they don't have the stationary and all the other goodies that you find in the store. I guess I shouldn't expect any more from a crazy mall like Southwest Plaza because they can't even figure out what floor is which. Am I on the first or on the second? Well that depends on which store you enter.
I just find it very strange how Borders can be entered from the parking lot but it's on the second floor. So that means part of the mall is underground or something. Couldn't they just build on a flat surface or was that too much for them to handle? I know it must have taken hours upon hours for all that rock placement. What is the deal with the rocks anyway? Ooh I think I'll make an area to plant a rock garden instead of putting grass there or not having anything there at all. There are too many rocks in this stupid place! Is that why they call this state The Rockies because of the excessive rocks?
I just don't get it and nobody probably has an answer for me anyway. Instead of finishing up this sidewalk lets have a bunch of rocks take up half of the sidewalk because nothing says classy like rocks in a chunk of dirt. For all I know I'm the only one that wonders about this. It's not like it keeps me up at night wondering about this tossing and turning no the lack of sleeping is due to insomnia and not the stupidity of the rock usage. Maybe the rocks are used because they are just too tired to finish up the sidewalk and then decided to put the rocks everywhere so it would blend in.
So I was reading this morning in bed which is something I usually do and I do it at night too when the power went out. Now being in the basement it gets pretty dark down there so if it wasn't for my leaving the blinds open on that one window where it wasn't blocked to prevent rain seepage because there was never a problem there it would have been pitch black down there. That's better for sleeping. I've never understood how people can just fall asleep no matter where they are. I need dark and quiet is an added bonus.
So with the power going out I decided not to go on my fun trip to the library because with my luck the power would be out there still for all I know and the computers wouldn't be working or something. I hate when things like this happen. Oh joy I get to go around the house and reset all the clocks. I wonder if the power went out even earlier because the clock on the stove said two thirtyish or whatever and sometimes clocks will start up again from twelve which could mean that the power was out before. You can't really know because most clocks just go out. So that kinda was involved in me not bothering to go because something would likely go wrong.
Well at Sanrio Town I am actually playing the games which are really cute. It just makes me realize that I kinda suck at them. There is one game and the first time I played I got one whole point. Woohoo! Isn't that amazing? I've since gotten better and I see that with this game there aren't super out there high scores so it's a tricky game at least I say that to make myself feel better. So I'm off to see if I can beat my highest score. Time to work on the digits which is probably what I should do after my hands are attached after getting chopped off by a psychotic Slayer.
Now it's been almost ten weeks since I've added the workout from On Demand to my regularly scheduled walking. I found that just walking doesn't cut it. The they whoever say that walking is good but I was walking up to ten miles a day and didn't get any results so I've cut back on the walking and added a workout to my daily routine. I almost had a oh crap moment and if I had a bladder control issue or was drunk I might have crapped my pants when I couldn't find the workout but it was there only in a different spot. That isn't very nice.
I did find a new one with the same chick. I actually like her so now I have the choice of three different workouts. The more advanced one is totally gonna be a once a week thing because I don't think it would be good to do it more than that. There is like a medium one I guess you could call it that is like the one that I've been doing only for longer. I assume it's basically the same because it's new and I haven't tried it yet. So I will continue with Leslie because a gym is so out for me and besides that costs money and this is free. I can do it in my underwear if I want to not that I would.
So I will do the more advanced one once a week and split the week up between the other two. When am I going to start looking like the gal on the screen? Isn't that the whole point of this? I'm proud of myself because I've managed to keep up with it even with the period which I really want to lose. That is something I can do without. I'm sure other girls out there are right there with me because it's an annoyance. It's not like the commercial that tells you to have a happy period because there is no such thing.
So I had the exciting decision to go to Columbine a crappy library or the slightly less so Bemis and I chose Columbine because I needed to return some books and I had some holds. Bad choice it turns out but it wasn't a total loss because I found out that my thought on the text link turned out after all. I can't check on the computer at home because this thing is very temperamental or something because it's crazy. Is this a case of the computer resembling the person on it like they say with dogs and their owners? So at least that went right but I still have to add all those links to make them working at my Myspace page. Woohoo that will be a fun time especially if I do it from home.
I did finish up titling my entries for my manuscript which is a relief so now I have to track down people to send it to that will recognize bestseller quality stuff and publish it without me having to foot the bill. I've heard that it's not such a great idea to do the self publish thing. Well one problem with that is the money of course which makes it impossible to do if you don't have the actual money. Too bad there isn't a real money tree because I'd plant that right by my chocolate tree. So now I have to do part of my quest for a publisher at home and the other part at the library.
I might go tomorrow to the other place and take the oh so fun bus. In case you missed it that would be sarcasm. Now I don't have anything against the bus but I'm not going to do cartwheels at the thought of taking the bus. At least they are usually empty so it's almost like having my very own driver that I have to pay a pretty cheap price because I'm thinking drivers are more than $1.50 a trip. So that should bring all kinds of excitement to my day. To make things even funner would be another encounter with that crazy chick who didn't like me telling her that a sidewalk is for pedestrians and not people on bikes. This isn't just said for my benefit since there are a lot of blind people around there.
I think there's a school around there because there were a couple of people and the girl was talking about having to learn how to read so I'm assuming that she lost her sight which would mean she'd have to learn how to read again in braille. I wonder how blind people write since those dots wouldn't work on the page if you were writing with a pen and paper. I guess recording plays a big part if they need to write. It's so amazing to see them get around especially when I've wandered into a wall or so in my time but that's mainly with an umbrella. I really admire people like that who don't allow the lack of eyes or legs to just go around like everyone else.
So at the library I tried the self checkout and it didn't want to check out my books so I had to go up to the counter. I was forced to leave early because there was a moron who didn't bother to either put on headphones or put the damn computer on mute. There is some mute button isn't there? It was already bad enough when someone went silent but deadly and I had to fight the urge to pass out from the fumes. It helped that at the time I just discovered that my text link worked. Too bad my success was covered in a brown moment of the horrible kind. So I left because I didn't feel like being the one that ended up getting in trouble.
I decided that I'm not going to be one of those idiots that tattle or in England grass on people. I've been on the receiving end of getting tattled on and it was just ridiculous. What are they five? I have to put up with plenty of shit so they can put up with my muttering at the computer. I'm not yelling or anything. So what I whisper at the computer. Who doesn't say something to their computer at some point? There was this old dude one time that kept saying son of a bitch and no one tattled on him. That is just really sad if you're one of those people. Aren't there more important things to occupy your time with? Would my tattling even get any results?
Now that would be a handy way to travel to just jump onto a broomstick and go. You wouldn't have to worry about idiots being in the way because you could just fly above the traffic below and laugh at all those muggles in their cars. You also wouldn't have to cross the street if you happen to be an avid pedestrian. It can suck when people in their cars don't seem to care that you're going somewhere too and can't be bothered to wait a lousy few seconds to let you cross. It's not like I'm using a walker or something I can cross pretty quickly.
Another cool way to travel would be teleporting. I could decide to go somewhere and be there in a blink. That would be cool but it looks like you need to practice with it so you don't end up in another century which could be tricky depending on the century. It could lead to getting burned at the stake which of course would be no fun at all. I just don't get how people used to do that. Well they didn't do it in the States because we just hung 'em which isn't a whole lot better because that whole witch trials thing was ridiculous. You piss off the wrong person and you find yourself arrested. That so don't sound like fun to me.
Maybe I was born in the wrong century because I use my feet and never really got all that excited about driving. I guess that's pretty odd in this day and age. Well I think I'd fit in with the New Yorkers since they walk but I think that's mainly because of the whole infestation of cars clogging the streets. What's so wrong with walking anyway? It gets you where you're going and if it's too far just hop on the bus which can be an interesting place. You might encounter a seat patter and wonder if she's hitting on you or just being nice.
Now I've always loved Hello Kitty so I was thrilled to find out that there's actual email. I found one the other day but it was bogus because it was just some picture of a cat and not Hello Kitty at all. But today I found it so of course I got an address there. What can I say I just love her and I am so deprived stuck in a state where there is only one store and it's so far away that it may as well be in Japan for all the good it does me. I did find a adorable Hello Kitty sterling silver pendant so my wish for jewelry was fulfilled.
She's just so cute even with her lack of a mouth. I don't know why they did that but that doesn't detract from her cuteness. I even wrote some fan fiction but I can't find it. I was doing a website but things just snowballed and I find myself up to my eyeballs in websites so that one has been left out in the cold. i should poke around to see if I can find it since the Hello Kitty email comes with a blog. I could put the story there. It has to be around somewhere it's just a matter of finding it or I could write something else. That's a thought so I'll let you know if that ever happens.
So I'm on the computer and it's making me so frustrated because it doesn't want to cooperate with me. So I'm fighting with it just to get my email which is a real pain in the ass. Instead of banging my head against it I feel like throwing it across the room but that's a bad idea because it'll be even worse after that. I need the Computer Fairy to come pay me a visit and fix things up so they work right. I just haven't had much luck on this one today which is so annoying.
How can I look for something if it takes an eternity to go anywhere and sometimes decides to give that oh so wonderful cannot display message. That one seems to be a personal favorite of this computer. So I still have to go to the library to get things done but of course that brings up a whole new fun world of annoyingness. Would it kill people to shut their phones off and have the common courtesy to go outside or at least out to the lobby if they simply must talk on their bleeding phone. Is that too much to ask?
I thought I would drown in the stench of this wretched perfume. Now perfume is fine but it's really bad when you decide to pour the whole bottle on you. I almost saw a cloud forming in the air and it was horrible. So of course that wasn't an incentive to stay longer because that was horrible. Just put a little bit on and just because you can't smell it doesn't mean the rest of us can't. So for Pete's sake please be spray lightly so the rest of us don't have to suffer.
So my plans to go online and look through the listings on The Witches' Voice went out the window because it wasn't working right. I sent a message but I don't think it was actually sent because the screen just went white and it was doing nothing. Maybe the computer has decided to go on strike or something. I've been nice to it and I haven't yelled at it yet. Maybe that's what it needs to start working again a good lecture complete with a few swear words here and there.
I was thinking while I was watching the commercial for baldness about the hair that people don't want. Sure I'm thinking that most people would prefer to keep their hair on their head but what about the opposite problem. There are just some areas that I wouldn't mind going bald on. Think about all the time and money saved not to mention pain or even blood that comes with shaving your legs or whatever else you happen to shave. Now that is a product I'd like to see come to light. Am I the only one thinking like this?
Come on how much better would it be not to have the hairy jungle on your legs if you are too lazy to shave for a while and are covering the legs with pants. You wouldn't' have to rush and shave should you have a hot date or something that requires the legs to be shown to the naked eye. Also it would end the pesky nicks that are inevitable during shaving. It would be tricky in the eyebrow area because I wouldn't want it to be a bald area so that would be something a little harder to figure out.
Just think about it no more tweezers which means they don't go missing anymore. I think tweezers go the route of those socks that go missing in the dryer. It's like there's a black hole or something that decides to suck just one leaving you scratching your head and wondering where in the hell it went. Me and tweezers are the same way and now that I think about it earring backs too. There is some weirdness going on when things go missing and you don't know why.
Does anyone know why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth? Other Sanrio characters do so why not her and why doesn't her twin get any press? It's like they forget about poor Mimi who is her twin sister. Little Twin Stars both have mouths along with others which is crazy because last time I checked cats also have mouths. I guess it's just one of those mysteries that will never get answered like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop since I've never been able to do it.
I personally prefer the bath to the shower. Like a certain British guy said about tea being soothing I agree about the bath. Ok a shower isn't really tense like coffee but it tends to be a in and out thing without really lingering like you tend to do in the tub. Maybe that's just me but I can only speak for me.
I do suggest that you remember to bring a towel into the bathroom. Doing a wash and totally spacing on that leads to the oh shit moment of I don't have a towel. Then you're faced with the choice of using the shower curtain or maybe the rug on the floor or try the dog method. Shaking as a human just doesn't have the same results as it does with a dog. Of course there's always going the Full Monty which is quick and painless if you happen to be alone otherwise it could become a red faced moment.
So make sure to make a mental checklist of everything that's needed to take a nice bath. Of course you need clean clothes and all that entails. If you happen to be a book slut have the book handy because the tub is a nice place to read. It just doesn't work in the shower what with the water soaking the pages. Add bubbles or whatever to add to the comforting atmosphere. And above all make sure you have a towel to dry off with so you don't feel like a total idiot when you realize that after getting into the tub and laying back.
1. Of course you'll want to read whatever books you can get your hands on so a trip to the library is in order because it gets expensive and it's not like you have to buy every single book that mentions the W word.2. This is a path that can be done solo but there's only so far you can go by your lonesome so try to reach out to others that are on the same path as you are.3. Look for places to connect with others whether on the web or through witchy stores that are near you. Unfortunately we don't all have this luxury so online may be the only way to go.4. Check out newsletters and magazines for pen pals. Yes even in these days there are still some of us that like to write letters that go through the mail.Now I've been a bit neglecty lately but so far I haven't really had much luck with The Witches' Voice not that I'm trashing that website. I just haven't heard from people. I should really go by there and see if there are any interesting people because I guess sometimes you have to be the one that reaches out and possibly make that connection that you wouldn't have otherwise. It could be a email malfunction because I'm not sure which email is listed so it could be my bad. Happy journeying!
Well I feel partially stupid because I was able to get one success with a picture and am running into a brick wall with getting another. I don't know how I got the first one to work. It would be so much simpler if I could access photobucket on this computer but it won't let me. It won't let me do a lot of things which leads to a major case of confusion and frustration. There is no reason they shouldn't be there. Instead I get that stupid message that it cannot display and check the spelling and all that bullshit. It isn't a spelling error and obviously this computer has to be hooked up to the Internet otherwise I wouldn't be able to type this blog would I? I give up trying to upload pictures so I'll just go where the pictures are already done for me.
So it's Monday and for a nice change of pace I actually got about six hours of sleep in a row which is rare for me. It sucks to fall asleep for an hour or two or sometimes three only to wake up and have to fall back asleep and if I'm lucky get more sleep throughout the night. It makes for a little crankiness. Sleep is a good thing but it sucks when you can't just tell you brain that you want to fall asleep at such and such a time and wake up at such and such a time. That would be mighty handy and the sleeping pills don't really do the trick at least the over the counter types.
I was thinking which I often do which is probably why the headaches are so frequent and I was thinking about the difference between the two mental hospitals on Hex. Cassie's mum is away with the faeries as David calls it and her nut house kinda looked nice considering where she was. Her room looked dare I say homey and no I'm not signing up to get a room next to her. Ella's mental hospital looked dreary and what you come to expect from those places. I guess Azazeal in his own way took care of Cassie's mum even though he's probably the reason she's nuts in the first place. I wonder if this means that he won't be on anymore. They still don't show the opening.
At least in England Garbage's Number One Crush is supposed to be the theme song but that isn't the case here. Now I really like that song and the first time I saw the opening which is only available on On Demand and I'm assuming the actual DVD which I believe is out tomorrow and that song isn't Garbage at all. They only show the part where McBain is yelled. I wonder why. I guess it could be because the show might run longer than shows normally run here. It's not uncommon for an hour long show to have eighteen minutes of commercials and I've seen Hex run for up to forty-five minutes.
Well I tried to make pancakes again today and it didn't work out quite right. They don't taste too bad but they looked like shit. I have decided to throw in the towel and now I'm wondering what to do with the rest of the batter. It was originally muffins which can be turned into pancakes with the addition of a few ingredients. Oh the wonder of the cooking world. Well I'll never be a chef at this rate so I guess I should be glad that I didn't burn anything or set anything on fire. I did that one time. It was a trash can and not an actual person. Burning the finger really hurts and that I've done a few times.
I'm Hexcited and I'll babble if I want to. Well last night the rest of season two started airing. I know that here in the States for some bizarre reason the powers that be decided to split the show into half since there is a grand total of nineteen episodes for the entire series. So my website reflects the seasons as they are actually intended and not what they decided to do on BBCAmerica. So make sure you drop by my Hex site. I didn't know at the time that it would be such a short run since it look like they had just decided not too long before to kill it and then decided to air it here. So since I was already started on the website I decided to just go for it and finish it.
There is some confusion because they showed not one but three episodes last night and the first two which they put together as one was just called an unaired episode while the one hour long one was called the season premiere. What is that about? Actually it's just the rest of season two airing so now that means the show will come to an end even sooner because three episodes were aired last night.
I'm just glad that Hex is finally coming out on DVD. I think it's the fifth so I'll be heading to the store to get it if possible and I have my handy dandy coupon to help lower the price. It may sound odd but it's a good way to save. Just go to Borders and sign up for their program which is free and gets you a card that allows you to use the coupon you get with every purchase. I don't know if this is considered sneaky or not but I always go and buy a gift card so I get the coupon and then I go back to the store to get the DVD at a lower price. Hee hee!
Now I'm a huge Thelma fan. She's my favorite but I love Ella and Cassie too. Too bad Cassie doesn't turn up again but I think it's unlikely. Malachi is pretty hot. He actually reminds me of the guy from Blood Ties Kyle Schmid who plays Henry Fitzroy. I guess it's the hair. But there is a similarity between the two. I also encountered when I was poking around online that he was like Heath Ledger. I guess maybe in a way but a dark haired version. He's hard to figure out but I don't think Ella will have such an easy time of killing him.
Amazingly Leon has kinda grown on me and I think I kinda like him now. I guess it's hard not to feel for the guy after how mean the possessed Cassie was to him followed by the whole being chained up to a tree in his underwear. He's actually sweet and the fact that he was able to kiss Ella when she was aging proves that he's not such a bad bloke after all. See who said you can't learn anything from TV? I learn how to speak British since it differs from American. I wonder if Jamie will still be on Footballers Wives. He was sent off to Spain on the show which seems to be the destination of choice. It's like Days and when they used to send characters off to Africa when the actors left. I guess it's close by or something.
I am so glad that Jez is dead. He is just despicable. I much prefer Tom on Robin Hood where he's a lovable Joxer type. If you don't know who Joxer is you should watch Xena and get some learning done. Am I the only one that found it very odd the whole him bending Roxanne over his desk and going at it? It was funny really so of course Thelma had to tape. I do wonder why Malachi helped Ella in finishing him off. He's supposed to be on the same side as Jez. Ding Dong the creepy priest not really is finally dead and David's back. At least he sensed that something was off about the guy although he could never suspect the truth but I wonder about him.
So Roxanne learned a hard life lesson that being an uber bitch can cause you to lose all your friends and not to sleep with a priest. Yes Jez wasn't really a priest in the priesty sense of things but Roxanne wasn't exactly a victim in the whole thing. She thought she was seducing him but I think it was kinda mutual because he thought she was hot. She'll be the next one to see Thelma according to the sneak peak I got of the show. Is this bad girl gonna go good?
It just really sucks that this show is so short lived but it just shows that England has the same problem as here with networks being stupid and pulling the plug. I guess we should be grateful that whoever decided to air it here even with a short run otherwise we or at least I would never have heard of it. How many shows fall by the wayside that are totally awesome? It just sucks because there is so much crap on nowadays. It ticks me off to think about the shows that were yanked before they really had a chance because they kept getting shuffled around or the time slot was crappy. Same day and same channel next week with my thoughts on Hex.
So I'm back and it's raining outside at least it was before I got on here. I can't stand the rain because it messes around with the TV but since I've already watched Hex it won't screw up anything because the shows on Adult Swim that I normally watch aren't on because of the Pokemonathon. So there really isn't anything on right now and I got bored so I decided to go with another entry. The more the merrier right? So here I am spewing out more stuff that comes out of my head.
So I watched this show that's at least new to me. I'm not sure if it's been on a while or not but I'm as of right now gonna watch it each week because Graham Norton is just funny. I'm not really a talk show watcher and the only time I'd watch the night ones would be if an actor I like is on and it's not like I didn't like the guests but it's the kind of show I'd watch even if I didn't like the guests that were on.
He's a funny guy and there was this segment at the end with this guy who had breakfast on his head. Yes that's what I said breakfast on his head and I do mean that in a permanent sense because he had it tattooed on his head. Why would someone do that? I guess the bonus of having a tat on the head would be the whole being able to grow your hair to cover it. That kinda goes out the window should the person become bald but they could always go the Bosley route and get the hair back. Wouldn't it hurt to get your head done? There's even a guy that wants a nine inch pizza on his head and he'll get the topping of his choice. I guess this is a guy thing because I can't imagine a girl doing it.
Maybe it's an England thing because I don't recall seeing someone with food on their head. I have nothing against tats and honestly I'd love to get one myself with that cream that numbs the area of course and the whole money thing and a good place to get it done and without the needle if possible but I don't get the whole I think I want eggs on my head with a couple of sausages on the side. How big is a person's head anyway? Could you have a nine inch pizza on it or is that the whole head and not just the top? It would be a real bitch if you found yourself all castaway like the folks of Lost. If you had a mirror to look at your head it would be sheer torture and you might end up trying to eat your head off. Grab something sharp and slice the top off if desperation strikes.
Well I solved the mystery of Bones and the episode I don't remember missing. That's the thing I didn't miss an episode of Bones because the episode in question was never aired. That's right people there is a missing episode called Player Under Pressure that wasn't aired due to the events in Virginia when that guy decided to shoot the place up. It's eight years later and once again a show with David Boreanaz in it doesn't get aired so it's a case of deja vu all over again. So who knows when it'll air. At least I know now that I didn't go crazy and someone forgot to tell me about it. So it's just a matter of checking to see if it'll turn up before season three airs.
Yaye tonight is the night where Hex starts the rest of season two. I say the rest of because BBCAmerica showed part of season two with season one and called it season two. I guess they liked the whole splitting eighteen episodes in half thing when airing it here in the states. So I'll be talking about that tomorrow in my daily dose from my head to my fingers to the screen for you to read. I have to say that the new Malachi is pretty hot. Sure he's evil but that never really detracts from the whole hot factor. Look at Angelus and Spike for example. I wouldn't kick either of them out of my bed even if they were evil.
Yaye I just found out that Hex is finally out here or will be shortly. I tried to get it straight from England but that didn't work because it turns out the electricity is faster here or something so a DVD from there would require some kind of an adapter so it wouldn't burn out and explode or something if it was put in a machine from here. I just looked at Amazon and the price is much better than I thought it was. I was wondering because Doctor Who is so bloody expensive being well you may as well call it a hundred bucks because the penny doesn't really matter and there's the tax unless there's somewhere else to get it way cheaper. That's why the coupons from Borders come in handy that give you at least twenty percent off your next purchase. I just buy the gift card so I get the coupon and then I go back to get what I want.
I wonder about the whole Smurf thing. There's a cute little village of these blue people and there's only the one girl there named Smurfette. The village is full of guys and one is a really old smurf they all call Papa. So if he's their papa where is mama? I guess she'd be worn out or dead after popping out all those smurfs. So who is Baby Smurf's parents? I don't think Smurfette would get it on with Papa Smurf.
There was a movie the name escapes me and I think there was a Grandpa Smurf but no Grandma Smurf. Where are the girls? It's just my opinion but I think Vanity is kinda gay. Am I the only one to notice that? Well he wears a flower on his hat and he does act a bit gay with the whole looking in the mirror bit. I guess that isn't necessarily a gay thing because anyone can do that but he has a hand mirror for Pete's sake. I don't think he's ever tried to get with Smurfette so that could be another clue. Inquring minds want to know. They are cute and I wouldn't mind living in their village of mushroom houses.
Imagine being the only girl in a village of guys. That sounds kinda cool and it wouldn't matter if you were homely or even fat since they would be stomping all over each other to get your attention. Something would have to be done about that pesky Gargamel because he's just too big although he's not smart enough to find the village and the times he's been in it he never manages to recall how to get back there. He should just leave them alone. Does a sorcerer really need to kill blue people to get his kicks?
Yaye I finally finished naming all my entries for my manuscript and found out that I'm a dummy at the same time. Ok it was more a math error and it's not like I'm alone in the whole sucking at math thing since Joss Whedon is the same not that I could compare my writing to him but I think we are kinda on the same wave length at least thinkingwise sorta. So it's a shopping I will go with it since names are much better than named entries. I was figuring that I wouldn't leave them at numbers but it turns out that I had ten more entries than I thought. I guess when I was writing I was too busy writing to notice that the seventies were counted twice in the entries. Some of them have two potential names so of course I'll have to get that down to one but the important thing is that I have each of them named. I don't think I'll bother with a calendar but I'm not totally ruling that out.
So I decided to make pancakes this morning for breakfast. Wolfgang I'm not. He's the bam idiot isn't he? I won't be putting out a cooking book anytime soon. I can follow a recipe but the pancakes didn't come out quite right. They really should have pancake cutouts that you cook with so the batter doesn't dribble all over the place. I know they have shapes but I don't know if they can be used in the pan or not. So my pancakes went all over the place and when I tried to flip them it didn't exactly go over smoothly. They didn't look all that great but they tasted a lot better than they looked. This is a case of don't judge by their appearance sitch.
Well I'm almost caught up on my Supernatural website. It's very easy to get behind when a girl has to do it from the library because the computer at home doesn't want to give me access to Tripod for some bizarre reason. I don't know why and it's annoying but I did make some good progress today. It's just a good thing that finales are done and I only have Hex which is starting tomorrow which I'm thrilled about and Winx Club which is still in the realm of repeats but that'll give me time to catch up with that too. It's just too bad that I can't put stuff that I've written down right into the website without all the pesky typing which would speed things up a whole lot. I think I'll be able to catch up before the fall season starts at least I hope so.
So far no rain which is good because whenever it rains or hints at rain there's the inevitable thing at the bottom of the screen and on certain channels the beeping which is really annoying. I don't want to hear beeping when I'm trying to watch something but there really isn't anything on tonight because nothing is new except House which is new to me because I didn't watch it from the start so I watch it on USA to catch the episodes that I missed. At least I have the place to myself so I have peace and quiet with no toxic fumes running through the air.
