When Pigs Fly

I think this pig just might be able to fly but she's resting right now from the heat and horribleness of summer. I spent a lot of the day reading and the oh so fun of washing things and hopefully my hands won't pay the price for that since I didn't have gloves to use. I guess I'd be sitting there blinking too if I had a hole in my head like that. Maybe an extra hole would scare away headaches? I'm not going to try that theory since I don't have a drill handy to just up and drill a hole in my head.

Last night was Wednesday which means Big Brother was on although it used to be on Thursday but some stupid dog show is on. Who are these ten million people anyway? I'm not one of them are you? I'm sorry but the following words shouldn't be in a sentence: greatest reality show. That is just so very wrong. I have nothing against dogs since they can be cute except for those Cujo types but come on what's so exciting about these dogs that supposedly draw this huge audience?

Well Brian left the house which was nice but if you're a betting sort I urge you to go with Jessie since it never fails when I can't stand someone they usually go far in the game. I give you Will as an example. This guy was a total idiot and he paid the price. Is it me or are some of the people in the house not getting airtime? I'm not going to subscribe for more or watch it on Showtime since that would requiring having Showtime and anyway I'd rather watch True Blood whenever that comes out and it could be on HBO. I know it will be on one of those stations.

Steven was finally on since he stayed out of the charge and stupid moron boy I'm not sure which since they look alike to me I think it might have been Dan thinks that it was Ollie leading the charge as they called it to get Brian up for eviction. He also thought April was the mastermind when she wasn't not that I'm calling her a dumb blonde since blondes aren't always dumb and many blondes aren't really blonde. Hello it was Libra. I do wonder if the girl was a Libra. It would be odd if she was an Aries or a Taurus and her name's Libra. Come on I can't be the only one that thought of this or maybe I did since I'm odd.

Damn it I still haven't heard about my Birds Of Prey coming in. Unless they do it here which I couldn't say since I've never gone to a movie in this state but when a movie comes out you don't get to the theater to find out that the movie hasn't arrived because they didn't get it yet. I do know that if I found it somewhere else and that's a big if considering where I am and my past crappy luck in finding Point Pleasant and Hex I'll get it then because I'm annoyed and for all I know she cancelled my order since she thought I was being a bitch. Don't I have some right to be a bitch when something that was supposed to come out on Tuesday wasn't there waiting for me on Wednesday? Aren't I entitled to be annoyed about that?

I'm hoping to get the rest of that story done and possibly have it posted over at LJ tonight but it all depends on whether my pen wants to cooperate with me. It is nearly done and I know how I want it to end so I just have to finish writing it and I won't have as much to type up since I've typed up most of it providing Microsoft Word cooperates with me since I had to do the oh so fun pull the plug and replug it when the thing froze yesterday but it should be there since the day when the power went out for like an hour or so the thing I was typing up was brought back. I would have been pissed wouldn't you if you were typing something and were almost done only to have the power turn out and come back out to find the thing missing? Did that make sense?

Currently Reading: Witch Blood by Anya Bast