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I'm not sure when I'll be posting but I have a crackfic that I ended up writing yesterday. I also have a couple of drabbles and who knows there might be a few more on the way. I'm going to go through the Breaking Dawn ones to see if I actually posted all of them since I'm coming up short for some reason and can't figure out which quotes I haven't used yet. So when that's cleared up I'll post or write the ones I haven't got around to doing yet. There are three unaccounted for which isn't too bad which is probably the only reason I'll even finish it since I'm so close to being done.

So Jerry apologized about the Judas thing. I guess this was just a case of the dude getting really pissed off and saying something really stupid. Hey it happened last time with that remark about Amanda's dad which was pretty low and if I'm not mistaken ironically that involved hanging too since I think he hung himself which made the remark pretty damn cruel. It looked like Dan might have used it on Jerry but he didn't and he didn't take Bitch Barbie's money either but that was pretty clever to mention it.

I really hope that bitch leaves tonight since I can't stand her. She mentioned being a bitch if she knew people weren't going to vote for her but what's her excuse for being a bitch the other times. Whoops does she have bitch amnesia or something that made her forget that she's been a bitch. Does it have something to do with the blonde hair? So the fingers are crossed that she walks out the door. I think Dan would have used it if he was sure that Renny would put Ollie up but it didn't look likely since she would just say, "I like Ollie."

So hopefully Jerry didn't piss anyone off which would sign his walking papers. He did amuse me when he was talking to himself in bed. Well the poor guy doesn't have anyone else to talk to and Ollie just sat there making fun of him instead of saying hi to the guy. Instead of saying the guy was losing it he could have at least said something to him. Is he really afraid of crows? He kind of amuses me. Oh it's kind of mean to be amused by other peoples phobias isn't it? Damn Jerry should have stayed in because he would won with the roaches.

I don't like roaches and those hissing ones are seriously creepy and much bigger than your average roach. I've been much to close to one and I don't want to be again. I'm surprised they didn't have clowns out there since those are scary too. Hello haven't you read or seen It? That is one scary ass clown. Who knew a British guy had it in him to be so damn scary and this British guy in particular?

Damn I had an odd dream but it just slipped away so I'm not really sure what it was about. I'm guessing it was weird since that seems to be the norm for me. I did end up waking up which sucks. It would be nice to just be able to fall asleep and stay that way for a nice eight hours or so. Is that too much to ask? Maybe if I could find the off switch to my brain I'd be able to do that. I can't seem to find it. Maybe it's in my ear somewhere. I can't help but think of Chobits and where the switch to turn on Chi was. You'll have to watch to see that one but it certainly wasn't in her ear.

Currently Reading: Minion by LA Banks