Shopping Adventures And Other Ramblings

So I had to go back to Target which I did today but I went elsewhere first. So here are some tips when you're going shopping.

1. If you need to return something make sure that you leave the house with it. I was walking down the street noticing how cold it was which led to me buttoning up my jacket which I never did back in Cali but in the asshole of the world it's mandatory and realized that I didn't have my Target bag.

Oh crap I had to go back and heard some music coming from who knows where. I guess that will be a mystery much like the times when it sounds like there are people in the backyard when they're aren't. Maybe there are ghosts around here. So who to call Taps or the Winchesters? Duh the Winchesters of course no offense Jason and Grant but you are all married with kids and the Winchesters aren't. Don't ruin things by mentioning the fact that I'm talking about fictional characters.

2. Take advantage of a good sale like I did when I went to JC Penney's. After all Monday is Columbo Day er sorry I mean Columbus Day so take advantage of the sales that are popping up.

Sure the ring was tempting but I went with the charm bracelet so I could start my Supernatural bracelet and there's already a heart on it for the love of Supernatural. Sadly they didn't have any charms which was quite a bummer. They used to and damn it I forgot to look when I was in Walmart so I'm thinking a return trip is in order which is something I was thinking about doing anyway. Maybe I could go back for the ring later if the sale continues on. I did see two rings I liked but one was too big and I did like the other but the charm bracelet won.

3. When you're returning an item and are thinking about going to other stores decide on the best route like I did. It was handy that I had my Tinkerbell purse instead of the Winx Club one because that allowed me to stuff the Care Bear inside and go to the bookstore first. So keep that in mind when choosing a purse for your next outing.

Sadly I still couldn't figure out the Cow Halloween thing but the sign was still there.

4. Don't ask someone about smelling an item in the store.

This one needs some explaining which I'll do right now. I was looking to see if I could spot a Care Bear that I didn't have even though I didn't have the list with me which I should to avoid having to do this again. The chick asked me if it was defective. Didn't she see it for herself? There was nothing wrong with the bear except for me not needing two of them. I noticed Cabbage Patch Kids so I looked at them. I did have three but sadly due to stupidity and a garage sale two of them went off who knows where so I only have the one boy now.

So she asked me at least I think she was asking me if they still smelled? What the fuck? Do I look like I'm sniffing the box? Hello they are in a box so I'm not sniffing anything. What kind of person sniffs stuff in a store anyway? So I just ignored her since I could have been deaf or something for all she knew because I just didn't know what to say. Do they still smell? Would you have been able to reply to that?

5. It is nice to put the stick thing behind your order. I do it so why are other people incapable of doing it? It's one thing when there isn't a stick thing there or the stick thing is out of your reach but when the thing is staring right at you please put it up.

6. It is also a nice gesture to allow the person with two items which would be me go ahead of you with your full ass cart so I don't have to go wandering down the long line of registers to find one with less items. Also the express lanes are rarely as advertised. I think the one guy in line mugged an apple tree since his cart was full of apples or something. Maybe he was planning on baking some pies. I don't know because I didn't ask.

When I was leaving the store a guy that worked there told us to have a good day or something like that. I did notice the reference to more than one person and I even looked around and found no one. Can he see my invisible friend Bob? I think he was seeing double or something because I couldn't find this other person anywhere. I guess they could have put on an invisibility cloak or something.

Now on to Smallville and if it wasn't for the promised skin shot I'm not sure I would have bothered with it. Maxima? Really? She was some dominatrix looking chick. If I ran into her I'd ask her about her whip since she didn't have one. She even grand theft dressed the dress that supposedly Ollie sent Tess who I still don't like. The only reason it appears to be from Ollie is the fact that the dress was green. I wasn't excited about it but I'm not a fan of dresses although I can say a dress is pretty even if I'm not wearing it.

So the crystal which has turned blue for some reason was set off hence Miss Slut's arrival. Wasn't it clear before? This chick has a deadly kiss since only a Kryptonian can kiss without dropping dead and it looked pretty bad there for Jimmy. Shame on you for kissing another girl. He needs a slap but the trip to the hospital might have been enough punishment after all he did go to that bar or whatever after finding an old love letter that Chloe wrote to Clark. So once again Clark went a little nuts since she had some hypno power thingie over guys and he fell for it too but hey I'm glad for the shirt off. It was nice to see him in black.

Are they going to rotate people or something? Once again my left handed theory is being proven once again when Maxima tossed Lois in her car across the street. Whoops it isn't good to be left handed in the Smallvilleverse. Just think about it so I'm not going anywhere near that place since every leftie on that show ends up stabbed over and over and over, dead, or missing and of course knocked out and potentially shot and now thrown in while still in the car. That should make her think about walking instead.

Chloe's brain upgrade includes planets since she knew about Maxima whose planet seems to be Amazony since they fight to become Queen and I guess head to Earth to find a King. Well you can't blame her since Clark is cute but that wasn't very nice to kill all those men. This concludes this latest babblefest so take a breathe and come back next time when I talk about who knows what. I guess I'm not done after all since there's at least one more paragraph in me but I'll try to make it short so you can recover and wait until the next time I post.

Oops I forgot to mention the writing portion. I'm inspired by some pictures so I'm thinking some drabbling will be had. Why yes they are Supernatural pictures from next week's episode. Thank you for keeping the show going while others are not being seen for two weeks. At least something will be on. I wonder about CSI which just started last night. That would suck to have that get a back in two weeks bullshit thing. Hopefully I'll find it on On Demand. They are usually pretty good about it but sometimes they just drive me crazy. So I'm going to see what I can write about those pictures and do my magical shrinking thingie.

Currently Reading: Lover Awakened by JR Ward and Spellbinder by Melanie Rawn