Well Edie you don't have good judgement at all considering you married Dave so limit your time with the bleach since it is clearly affecting your brain. I knew something was wrong with Dave the minute I spotted him. There was just something about him and he also looks odd. Am I the only one to think that? I don't know what it is maybe he's just too blonde or something. So she gives her psycho husband the perfect scapegoat for the seven murders. Hello is it so odd to say something that you don't really mean in the heat of the moment? And Porter had a gun so he could just shoot the asshole instead of killing a guy in the supply closet and setting the place on fire to cover the murder. That would be one thing if the guy was what's his face Mr Wife Beater but it wasn't since it was Shrink Dude.Oh Lynette that's sweet that you want to protect your son but is it really a good idea to want to protect a son that could have potentially killed so many people? Didn't what's her face Miss Bitchy Kid whose name I can't remember talk the boys into setting that fire? No one got hurt so that's one hell of a leap from setting a fire where no one was killed to one where many people were hurt and seven were killed. I'm not even sure I believe Anne saying that she isn't pregnant now that she has that big stack of money. Where did she get that? People certainly love pizza in Fairview don't they? And where is Karen?
Gabi am I seeing what you aren't seeing? Since when did a size zero qualify as fat? Yes we tend to be our own worst critic but come on girl are you going blind or something? How sweet Carlos was when he said when he knew that he was going to marry her. The only difference is that her clothes aren't as fancy and she doesn't really wear makeup but aside from that she's gorgeous so what mirror is she looking into. Oh I should be that fat. Just be happy your husband is getting his site back and get rid of that awful stuff you were trying to eat. Well I can't stand fish so I wouldn't have been able to stay in the same room since the smell would drive me away. Maybe that's the key having stinky food that makes you want to barf instead of eat.
Just go with chocolate chips that actually look like chocolate chips. They come in white? Well in my world that doesn't count because chocolate is brown and I'm not talking that dark stuff either since that's nasty too. Also I'm not a fan of the nuts so I would have spit out the cookie too although I probably wouldn't have taken a bite out of a cookie that had what appeared to be white chips in it because that just wouldn't appeal to me. So the cat is out of the bag about Mike and Katherine. The cookies said it all. Who is Lisa anyway with her booby tops? Do you have any booby tops? What is a booby top? Is it a top that shows off the boobs?
Oh Orson that is one evil snore. Bree should have recorded it to play back to him so he'd know just how horrible it was. Could you imagine lying next to someone that did that? It would scare the crap out of me. Imagine this you're in bed sleeping and that sound wakes you out of a sound sleep? I'd reach for a baseball bat since I'd be thinking a rhino or something really big wanted to attack me. Also not such a good idea to dose your wife when she already took a sleeping pill. Sure you stopped her but your dumbass didn't bother to remove the tea so she couldn't drink it in the morning when she had to be up to go to the mall to make breakfast.
So Orson you do owe Bree so you can miss out on your day of golf a game that I just don't understand. I guess it's funner to play than watch but either way I won't be doing any playing or watching ever unless Jensen wants to. Well I certainly didn't expect the doctor to turn out to be Andrew's boyfriend. I wonder if he knew that was his boyfriend's mom and step father. I guess not because Andrew didn't change his name so he's still named after the baked goods. You go Andrew the boy is cute and hey a doctor too so good for you. He better introduce his boyfriend quick if he's planning on getting married to his possibly gay porn star boyfriend. Hey maybe he did it to earn his way through medical school since that sure ain't cheap.



























