Better Watch Out!

While it might seem like a funny idea maybe you should think before you decide to put a laxative in the guy's sausage like Zak did on Hollyoaks. Sure he thought it would drive Gaz away. What a name. I might be the only one amused that Barry and Gary rhyme when you say their names. Oh yes just call me Gaz. I think I'll just call you Gas instead since that's what I thought they were calling him but that was British so some confusion does happen when Brits are speaking. At least I figured out that butter was actually bitter which is some drink of the alcohol sort.

So he puts laxative on the sausage but it was poured on but had the same result. The dude ran to the bushes and plopped down. I guess he didn't want to crap his pants but I don't think I'd do that. I did wonder who was going to be cleaning up but it turns out that the little toad took his crap and smeared it over Ash's food stand or whatever they call it in England. It didn't help that I was eating at the time. So there's a lesson to think about giving someone the trots before actually doing it since it just might backfire on you. I'm thinking Zak was stuck cleaning that up and I'm thinking it wouldn't be pleasant at all.

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