Thursday, April 30, 2009

Please No Pictures!

The fox is taking a nap under the bush. I guess the sun got to be too much for Tony. It doesn't sound all that comfy to me but I guess it is easier to get comfy when you have a fur coat on but the thought of sprawling out in the dirt just doesn't appeal to me. I hope the squirrels keep an eye out. I do wonder what happened to the one that got run down because there are bones so for all I know the fox ate the poor thing. Well it could be worse since I'm sure it would be worse to get eaten before you were dead. Once you're dead you could care less about someone eating you and hello that sounds a wee bit dirty.

Oh the excitement of going to the grocery store. Once again the chicken wasn't there so I ended up getting the roasted one. Of course there was a huge stack when I was pushing the cart out of the door. Is someone screwing around with me? Why can't a girl have her chicken for lunch? Is that too much to ask for? Well I did have chicken just not the chicken I was expecting. At least it was chicken since I think I just might be a chicken junkie. No I won't go to C.A. unless you're talking about the state because I'm not giving up chicken for anyone.

I just wish they didn't put pictures on this box of lotion, cream, whatever that I got. Since I've been having this weird arm thing for a while I thought I'd try something else. I was going to go with Gold Bond but then I saw this other thing and thought I'd give it a try since it looks like this might be something that could do its work. One little problem there are gross pictures on the side of the box and no warning label. I'm lucky I was able to eat my lunch. It just creeped me out and I was relieved that my problem didn't look like that and I didn't even want to touch the box.

I took the tube out of the box and hello there were testimonials on the side and it sounded very familiar since one of them mentioned stinging pain which is what goes on with my arm. It comes and goes but sometimes it just drives me up the wall and frankly I'm already crazy enough. The one area just bugs me since it will be fine for a while and then it starts itching and of course I don't want to itch it since that would be bad so I end up doing weird things to give myself some relief. I do the tugging thing with the sleeve to give the illusion of scratching or I just rub it with the sleeve or I just shake the arm about hoping it will stop.

I really hope this stuff helps. I did see a commercial for what looked like a giant ChapStick that you rub around but that just sounds very odd to me. Is it a good idea to rub something over and over again with the tube? Wouldn't I have to be like Vincent from Criminal Minds who threw the cake of soap away after he washed his hands just the one time. For now I'll just see if this works and hope for the best. I certainly don't want to be putting sunscreen on it because I can just hear my arm screaming no to that so I won't torture the poor arm.

Currently Reading: Plague Room by Steven Piziks

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