Son Of A

Well I did get a basket but some jackass thought it was a free for all so it was besmirched by another person's book rejection. Wouldn't I need to start drinking before I'd be reading a book about being sober? I think that would make more sense but I can't even remember the last time I've had booze and I haven't had any since I've been living in Hell so it's been a while. Hell I'd say more than a decade and it's not like I was a booze hound or something. I didn't take all of the books because that would have been insane. At least I did get mostly paperbacks because it is better to lug a bunch of paperbacks but it was still pretty heavy.

At least there were four people that had actual functioning brains so I just had to tell two idiots how stupid they were being. Well if they were in the street where they belonged I wouldn't have to point out their stupidity about riding bikes on sidewalks. I'm sure they could be doing other stupid things instead of that one because I'm going to keep doing it and I just wish other people would join me in waking these morons up. It would certainly make things a lot better since the sidewalks around here are just pathetic and hello riding on the damn sidewalk is supposedly against the law so why in the hell isn't anyone doing anything about it? Oh yeah with cops like Travis on the job no wonder nothing gets done. I wonder if he got promoted yet.

I wonder who decided those cupcakes were two bites. Is there a person that bites them and judges how many bites they take. Well I'm here to say they are wrong because it doesn't take two bites for me. I think it depends on the person since some people might get it in one or like me take more bites. So the two bite thing is way out there because the frosting is another couple of bites depending on the frosting sitch. If it gets firm and can come up you can get a few bites out of that as well. So I think it is about five or six bites for me so take there two biter declarer.

At least I found something unexpected. Now I happen to like scones so I was pleasantly surprised when I found chocolate chip scones. It isn't easy being stuck in a place that is anti donut but hey I got me some chocolate chip scones. So that helped make the day a little less crappy I guess and I finally got that damn St John's Wort. I wonder if the time I spent off it caused me to get all sluggish since I really haven't been writing. I do have that idea I liked and think I know which character I'm going to have do it. Did that sound nice and vague? Who knows I'll see about writing something today but I'm not promising anything at this point.

So I'll be starting that back up since it did help at least a little bit not that it made me jump up and start singing about how happy I am since that'll never happen. The happy thing is still a foreign concept and even if the world started spinning backwards and I was happy I sure as hell wouldn't be singing unless someone drugged me with something really good. I'd have to be on something to actually sing because that is a pretty scary thing. Do you really want your ears to bleed? Speaking of blood well sort of I woke up with blood on my nose. I think I might have been trying to pierce it in my sleep. I don't remember my dream but there's a cut so chalk it up to another weird thing.

Currently Reading: Death's Daughter by Amber Bensen