Thursday, December 24, 2009

Couldn't Both Use Them?

Yes I'm weird and sometimes I do notice commercials although I more often than not actually read or sometimes write during them. But for the past few days while I've been ironically watching days I saw these two commercials. First it was one for the Emery Cat and I couldn't find a picture for it and the Potty Patch which I did find a picture of. The Emery Cat does seem like a good idea since it allows your beloved cat to do his or her own nails. But I wonder about the back paws since they just showed the front paws. They do have four feet with nails on them.


Cutting a cat's nails isn't fun and there's always the worry that you might cut too far down. I know I don't like when that happens to me but I can speak up unlike the cat. I can't speak cat although that's a thought. I don't think they have a Berlitz course for that. And as a bonus it comes with a cat toy that I'm sure will give the cat hours of fun or maybe five minutes. I know I'd be bored after batting that thing around for a while. I really need to find that nail clipper since I've having a toenail issue. Yes it seems the pinky toe or whatever you call the toe version has been split. I have no idea what I do in my sleep but I'm pretty sure it happened during that time since it was intact when I went to bed.



So last night it was the Potty Patch. Oh yes that's quite a lovely name. The dogs were all excited about it too. Um isn't this basically another type of kitty litter box? And yes for those of you with big dogs they have one for them too. It does make a kind of sense since all dogs can't use the toilet during the day. Now this takes care of the pee but what about the poo. Don't they need to take a crap sometime during the day? Unless they are scheduled. And supposedly it helps when you're training the dog. If you're training the dog why  not try to get them to use the toilet instead. This sounds pretty nifty but I don't have a dog so I doubt I'll get one unless they want to give me one free. I guess I could try it out after all people pee too although there's no toilet paper that comes with it.


But what I wonder is whether or not either of these items could be used by a dog or a cat. Don't dogs need to trim their nails too? It says it holds large cats which might be fit with a large dog. They really should look into that since that might be an untapped gold mine so consider giving this gift for the cat or dog lover in your life. I know I'd be curious to see how they work but only if I get them free since I don't actually have money to buy them and no animals to try them on. Well there is that black puppy that is all eager. Sorry sweetie you're cute but I was read walking and trying to forget about the cold so no jumping on me please.


Ooh does this impress I was able to walk write last night? Well I wanted to take a few notes and I happened to be walking at the time. I've been thinking about that Days/Supernatural crossover that I'm thinking will be crackfic. I might see about getting started on it today but it depends on a few things like whether or not the muse if that's what she is after all I do have that comma phobia to deal with and there are a few other things I could be writing instead. And the weather isn't making me all that thrilled either. Yes it is quite dreadful and there's talking with numbers that I reject as temperatures. 

Bah Humbug to that crap. I don't like the cold and never will. I can't even use the word cold because that doesn't  begin to cover the horror that awaits me outside. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw a penguin walking outside. I did spot a squirrel going up the roof although I'm not sure why. He sat on the edge for a bit and I'm guessing he went to join his buddy in the tree. I'm not sure who they were since I've lost track of the squirrels around here after the tragic hit and run accident involving Chester Squirrel. I know I didn't do it since I don't drive so it would be hard for me to to.


The Bug Slayer had to come out but it was a tiny spider so no worries. I just killed and flushed the little fucker. No I don't like bugs at all. I hope they all freeze to death and leave me the hell alone. You would think they should know better by now that the Bug Slayer means business. I don't like any bugs escape not that the place is crawling with bugs since it is more an odd bug here and there. I have noticed that the ants are smart enough to stay away. I guess the spiders don't listen to the ants or maybe they want me to kill them off. If that's the case I really think they should compensate me for my trouble.

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