Melancholy Musings: Just Being Weird Again

Just Being Weird Again

More weirdness courtesy of Bard Girl

Since I'm weird I ended up getting a little fixated on why and when Tinkerbell became Tinker Bell. That would mean her first name is Tinker. It seems to have happened when Tinkerbell got her makeover and was revealed to live in Pixie Hollow. Am I the only one that finds the spelling of Tinker Bell weird? When you say it it is one whole word and it's always been like that until Pixie Hollow showed up. I tried to find out more but couldn't find anything beyond Tinkerbell supposedly being the wrong spelling. I say it should be one name because splitting it up just looks stupid. Sure you can shorten it to Tink but come on her first name would be Tinker although none of the other pixies including the Queen have a last name so why is she so special?

Since I'm on a weird track I'm also wondering about the mystery of the slide. How do you keep it from flipping over to the wrong side? I don't want to go around with the slide all backwards since that just seems weird? Of course I'm weird so I guess it would be fitting. Now I have something similar to this one but I'll admit it was a bit cheaper not that this one is major big bucks since it is a pretty good price. The chain runs through the holes and the gemstone's ass for lack of another word is just riding in the breeze. Sure that allows for better sparkling but is it really good to have a chain rubbing against the stone? Okay that sounds dirty but I didn't mean it that way.

After thinking about it a bit I thought maybe there's some tape like they have to keep your boobs in place. I'm not sure where you get boob tape but maybe they have slide tape so you can keep it in place and it doesn't flip around. Does anyone have any tips on how to keep it from flipping? I don't want to be looking down at the thing ever ten seconds to make sure it isn't mooning anyone with the bare ass showing although a gem doesn't really have an ass.

Sure diamonds are pretty but I don't have money which means I go with the fakes. Hey if someone asks if the thing is real you could always say yes after all it isn't fake because that would mean it didn't exist so that would be a loophole. Of course that could lead to someone mugging you for your fake diamond. Now I'm not a fan of this time of year since I find the whole thing depressing but the commercials on TV do amuse. Yes I mute the volume when they have some stupid Christmas type song playing or singing or whatever but then they have the jewelry ones.

And they use the word only like shelling out six hundred bucks is just pocket change. Oh sure I can get that in my couch. Nope I think I'd be lucky if I could find a dime but I'd be more likely to find a stale piece or cereal or maybe even a piece of chicken down there. No I wouldn't eat it if I found it since there are rules to follow when it comes to dropping food and picking it up and eating it although there was that one time I picked up the chip that I was clueless about the age of. Well it didn't kill me so I guess it wasn't too old but I drew the line when it came to that fry I found.

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