Perdition

Srange but I don't recall Ann being an evil bitch. Richard wakes up shirtless which is always enjoyable so of course while enjoying the view there wasn't much thinking about how he got back there since Verna woke him up. So he's actually trapped in Perdition the same patch of desert where that bitch Livia turned Eve realized what a coldhearted bitch she was for killing poor Joxer and once again two chicks were watching from above. Verna wanted to help him but Ann didn't want to. I guess she didn't like the idea of losing her crazy hat.

They go back to the palace while some Dark Sisters are plotting and reading perhaps some erotic stories while figuring out a way to rescue Sister Nicci who everyone calls Nicky for some reason. Or Nikki? Whatever! So Nicci gets tortured a bit since Ann wants the names of the bad sisters or rather evil sisters and she gives some up but they aren't around. The do send a spider in to rescue Nicci. Hell no you couldn't get me to have a spider that big crawling up me. Okay maybe you could have me at a million but damn I'd be feeling the creepy little legs all over me for who knows how long after that. But how did they get a spider to do that? Unless it was a fake spider. It releases Nicci and sacrifices itself to the Keeper.

Cara likes Leo and I have to admit that he's kind of grown on me. So of course he's going to end up dead. He gets really friendly with Cara and Kahlan tells her to tell him how she feels. Well she does make a move and hello instead of keeping watch she's doing Leo instead. He isn't used to the girl making the first move. So why does he seem clueless about Mord Sith? Sure she doesn't have the ponytail and took the top part that they wear around the neck but she has her agiel and screams Mord Sith with that leather.

Since Richard is trapped in Perdition he's living out his worst nightmare. You have to now that something's wrong when Kahlan shows up with a daughter and husband the newest Seeker. What the hell? Kahlan would never do that. She lost her powers so she got sick of waiting around for Richard so she grabbed a Seeker and went at it. Poor Richard but things aren't getting any better since the stone is lost and the hole can't be repaired. It also looks like Cara's a goner too but she ends up showing up.

Of course Richard wants to let her in so he ignores everyone shouting Baneling at him and lets her in. Dude that was a big mistake so everyone ends up dead which includes Cara doing Kahlan and her doing her back. Okay that sounds dirty but whatever Kahlan's dying but Richard wants to save her with the powers that he just all of a sudden knows how to use. He lifted an urn which is something anyone wants to do although Xena wanted to break her urn. He offers to heal her but nope Richard she wants to die with Sonya and Phillip. So he's crying the poor guy.

Everything looks like it's gone to shit and of course big brother Darken Rahl shows up who should be his father but come on that would be a bit ridiculous now wouldn't it? Damn Kevin Smith would have been a great Darken Rahl and since he was a little older he could have been the father instead of the brother. He's outside and staring at the hole which is just bigger and bigger. Kahlan shows up and asks him to join her although she had just died to be with her husband and daughter. Richard finally realizes that something is really wrong because Kahlan would never wnat him to just give in like that since she'd want him to live.

He's able to break free and that's a good thing because the others could use his help right about now. Kahlan and the others go to the palace and Ann lies to them about Richard. She ends up locking the place down so no one can leave. One problem is that Kahlan can't read Ann but she asks a sister who tells her that Richard isn't there. Hey Ann leave poor Zedd alone his back is already him so he doesn't need your dacra in it.

I do like the dacra since it is a pretty cool weapon and it is kind of chakramish. But only a sister can yank it out. Kahlan grabs a sister and has her take it out. Verna ends up tossing one at Ann because she realizes what a bitch Ann's being so she's toast now. They of course go to Perdition and find Richard wandering around but hello they forgot about the Dark sisters coming which include Nicci with Richard's powers.

There's a fight and Cara's doing her thing. Leo ends up jumping in the way when Kahlan is attacked. Yes when you're the Mother Confessor expect to be attacked but at least Zedd wasn't turned into a pile of ash. Leo I barely knew you but you were kind of growing on me. Richard comes along and grabs the sword and Zedd flames the bitch Nicci although now that leads me to wonder about his powers. Sure they might have gone back to him when she exploded but since she's coming back in another meat suit I have to wonder about that.

So it was kind of amusing that they'd make a funeral pyre where Cara lit the body up which was already pretty charred. Sadly Cara wasn't able to give him the breath of life because he didn't really have much of a face or anything left sine it was just a black burnt hunk of flesh at that point. She did say she cared about him which is probably a first for her but at least she got some before he had to go. I guess he was burned so he couldn't come back as a baneling,

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Only one more left. I've noticed that almost any time BBCAmerica airs a show it has already been cancelled in England. And when is the rest of season two of Hex coming out on DVD anyway? They did really dumb where they put some of season two with season one calling it season one even though it was both seasons that they were calling season one. See the confusion and isn't just me being confusing either. Now this show could be remade since it is cancelled instead of remaking two shows in progress although Torchwood could have potential if they brought in James Marsters as Captain John and sort of tied it to the original but hey no one listens to me.

Some guy is attacked and killed which means there's a trip to the morgue for Mina and Galvin. Oops I almost put Giles. Well they go have the same first name and initials for that matter. So it was a little like Emerson going to the morgue with Ned. She did her thing and saw a bloody Luke which doesn't sound good. She wasn't sure if he was dead or not. I'm still a bit confused about why she's blind. Is that because she doesn't drink blood and cleans it to keep herself from snacking on people? But of course there's also the weirdness of only a vampire's DNA killing a vampire.

Gee what a not shocker Luke notices the new girl who happens to be blond in the canteen. See that would be British for cafeteria although there is the mystery of what they call a canteen although I'm not sure if they have canteens anymore? Do they? I had one that was round. I guess a flask would be handier since I could just do what Rebecca always did with her flask or maybe not since that probably wouldn't work. She acts very uninterested and of course Luke is totally clueless about Ruby being in love with him. I kind of wished he heard that phone call she made to him when she thought she was going to blow up. I'm just not sure why she didn't just drag Mina out and get away before the place blew up.

Alice ends up running into a couple of guys that are being total assholes. See that would be a good reason to carry pepper spray or something to make them go away. Luke comes to her rescue because he knows Kung Fu although she already gave that line to the guys. They don't believe it until he starts fighting. They leave and he offers to walk her home. He even offers to take her on a tour but he doesn't seem to know what any of the buildings are. Crappy tour guide if you ask me but he's probably distracted by little Miss Blonde.

Mina and Galvin go to a dwarf because they need information and someone's after Luke. Galvin nearly gets sliced and diced but Mina pulls him back in time. Why was the dwarf in that cupboard? I guess he was hoping the unwanted guests would go away. He promises to get information for them but instead he ends up a pile of ash or would that be smited although it wasn't done by Galvin.

They do some research and find out that a harpy's after Luke because one of his ancestors killed two of them. Yep the bitches were torched so this sister is out for revenge. Well isn't that handy to have the book reveal that she can look like a girl. He flipped through the pages and figured that out with the drawing. Of course Luke doesn't want to think that Alice is the harpy because she's as you Brits say fit or does that just apply to guys. Sorry but I'm not fluent in British. I'm still clueless about what an errands cupboard is although I know that you call a closet a cupboard but what do you call a cupboard?

Well it is handy to know that if you suspect someone is a harpy you just need to put some wormwood in their drink. Of course having a weapon handy would be a good idea too. He finally agrees to test her because he didn't want them kidnapping his girlfriend although I'm sure Ruby would be fine with that. They are at some other location while Luke is at the flat which is British for apartment where he gives her a drink with wormwood in it.

See this is where he was dumb because he turned his back on his drink so I knew she was going to switch drinks. Also she was able to smell it so he thought everything was all hunky dory. So when you're answering the phone bring your drink with you dummy and pick something that will mask the smell since they must have a good sense of smell. So he thinks Alice is in the clear but of course she's the harpy and she ends up eating the Banana Guy who was wearing a yellow jacket who just had the bad luck of being around when she was harpying out or whatever you call it.

Luke decides to go to Alice's place bringing her coffee. He's knocking on the door and she's cleaning up after all you have to get rid of the body since it will just smell up the place and not in a good way like chocolate chips cookies. But at least he has the sense to notice blood on the door so he walked away and went peeking in he window. He finds her with the dead guy and knows that she's the one. He arranges to meet her at a club which strikes me as a dumb idea although I suppose it is sort of a good one since it would show that he doesn't suspect what she really is. Galvin doesn't seem to like the place any more than Giles liked the Bronze.

This time Luke was successful in getting Alice to drink a beer that has wormwood in it. Instead of just shooting the bitch while he had the chance he wanted to wait for her to change. Did he not see a picture of what she looks like in harpy mode? Did he not hear what happened in that alley with Galvin and Mina where they had to run from the what I thought was a dragon at first with flamey breath? She ends up slipping away when a couple of people walk by. So he has to find her and while that's going on Mina and Ruby are stuck in the car. Did Mina tell Ruby to get herself a girl or was she saying that Luke should find a nice girl?

Luke ends up on the roof and he's looking around for Alice. She's all harpy looking and huge. See you should have shot when she was girl shaped since that would have been easier. But luck was with him and he torched the bitch. I think Galvin stopped for a drink or maybe he was chased by a crowd of angry chicks call him him a perv since he did go in the ladies room where he checked the stalls. I know I wouldn't be too happy about that happening.

Sacramentum Gladiatorum

Won't Gabrielle be jealous that some other chick is kissing you? And there's the part where someone has to get her juices flowing and her husband Batty before they do it against the wall talking about water. Now Six Paxus on the other hand doesn't have that problem at all.

Yes I've named him Six Paxus and that name's sticking. I'm just glad that no one is telling me to say the name of this episode at loud because I know I'd stumble all over the first word although the second flows a bit easier off the tongue. It is good that he's able to sleep on that bench with a bunch of other scantily clad men around along with guards of course. It was good at first because his wife Sura shows up so of course they're going to have sex like bunnies so I'm sure he's making some happy puppy sounds but all of a sudden her head explodes in a gesyer of blood which always ruins a dream.

He wakes up and reality sets in as he looks around at the previously mention scantily clad men and he's on a bench. Yeah I'm sure that's really good for sleeping on. Crisco Codpiece is just as charming as ever and by charming I mean a total asshole. The guys get taken down to whatever the hell you call the yard where they do their training. There's Mr Whippy with his whip and he isn't afraid to use it either. Oh Six Paxus your poor hair since it was taken away from him although I do think shaving was a good idea. They were just jealous of you being pretty even all dirty and sweaty wearing nothing but a loincloth at least that's what I think you call it.

Damn how are they not cold? Not that I'm complaining about the scantily clad men because who's going to do that right? Six Paxus doesn't like this one bit and I don't blame him since they won't even let him reveal his name. Yes Spartacus has stuck but I'm calling him Six Paxus instead since Spartacus is just a dumb name. I'm entitled to my opinion and Batty's a silly name too although his hair does kind of remind me a little of Fidicus on Young Hercules. So Six Paxus gets whipped a bit and Crisco Codpiece continues to be an asshole.

Goldilocks shows up. No idea what her name is and she certainly likes having scantily clad me all sweaty and half naked right there for the enjoyment. I almost expected her to ask Darken Rahl or rather L if he wanted to do it like bunnies near the training gladiators but nope she ended up kissing Lucretia instead although she did imply she was old because she didn't have kids. What a bitch. You'd be lucky to have someone hot like her just ask Gabrielle. Now where is she anyway?

L continues to be an asshole but he's no Darken Rahl that's for sure. He taunts poor Six Paxus with the ribbon that Six Paxus tied around Sura's thigh. He's all full of himself and it wasn't until he threw the ribbon down and Six Paxus went after it that he went on about Six Paxus finally showing him the proper respect or some bullshit but dude he wasn't getting on his knees for you he was getting the ribbon since that's all he has of Sura. I do wonder what happened to her and I know Six Paxus is eager to know.

Six Paxus ends up making a deal with Batty to get his precious Sura back. I still don't like Crisco Codpiece because he was an asshole to Six Pazxus and dropped the bad porridge or whatever the hell that was. Well at least the guy's a better cook than Joxer. Imagine being forced to eat his cooking. Now I love Joxer but his cooking not so much since they'd be all on the ground groaning and farting with some puking if he made radish stew.

So now the boys get tested which means the have to fight to prove themselves. One dude just was sad since he was spitted in about five seconds and I just might be generous to say five seconds. Crisco Codpiece up course is the guy that Six Paxus has to fight and it looks like he isn't going to but he does end up doing it because the precious ribbon gets stomped on which pisses off Six Paxus. So he knocks Crisco Codpiece over the edge and is about to kill him when Batty steps in saying he passed the test.

Well there was a bit more storyline this week since it wasn't all fighting all the time and there's a toning down of the blood which did get a bit out of hand in the first episode. So I guess I'll continue to watch and see what happens. At the very least I can enjoy Six Paxus and make fun of Crisco Codpiece a bit. That dude is full of himself not to mention that codpiece of his looks pretty damn full too.

Disciple

Well once again I found a location although it has an extra word in it. I thought I'd type in locations like Smallville or Mystic Falls to see what happens and voila there's a place with the name sort of. Oh thank you Justin for taking your shirt off. You really should talk to Jensen and Jared about their shirtoffaphobia. Now where was I? I got distracted by the shirtless hottie and another one too so it was a pretty good night for taking the shirts off. Oh brain where did you go?

Well that was kind of rude Clark just taking off like that to save someone leaving Lois alone with her bum car since it wouldn't start followed by getting shot by someone that was looking like Ollie but in a black version of the outfit. So she ends up getting shot which I'm guessing isn't that much fun. So once again she ends up at the hospital. I hope she gets a discount but she isn't the only one that gets shot because Chloe ends up getting shot too. So it isn't looking good for Ollie since they suspect it might be him. He suspects that someone is falling him so he has pictures of himself to try to figure things out.

It turns out that Ollie's teacher has come back to kill everyone close to Ollie since he joined some secret society where you have no one but the brothers. And it was Steve who of course was on Andromeda and he later turned up on Blood Ties. So after going after Lois and Chloe he ends up kidnapping Mia. I don't really care about her since I'd rather Ollie get shirtless again. Well he's very pretty. Come on like you weren't enjoying the view? Admit it even if you won't admit it to me.

Oh Mia why did you have to interrupt Ollie shirtless meditating. Yes a new porn has been born which would be Shirtless Meditating Porn. She comes in like a Ninja and he fights her off but he's a bit too fighty which freaks her out a bit. She wanted to impress him while I just wanted to gaze at that chest of his. So she ends up in a maze and Voredagain or whatever the hell Steve's name was since it was a dumb one and no he wasn't wearing a gas mask. I don't know what the hell that was about since there was someone wearing one in the commercial. Maybe some farted and it smelled really bad. How much worse is a Kryptonian fart? Clark had some pretty powerful sneezes so it isn't crazy to think the other end would be the same way.

Chloe fesses up to the stunt she pulled with Ollie and Clark's mad. Well she does has a point that there are some things he isn't willing to do. If he was smart he'd take out Zod and his band of merry twits. What happened to shirtless guy with that Kryptonian powered heart. John? I'm talking about Brian's character who might be John at least I think he was John who just so happened to be shirtless. And Zod ends up seeing Lois in the hospital pretending to be a friend of Clark's. I do wonder about that charm he gave her.

He'd be stupid to believe Zod's the good guy. But of course Clark ahs this issue with not killing. Dude you should do that before he makes the sun red and your powers go all kablooey. But at least he saved Ollie from getting shot with a bow which would have been bad although on second thought it might lead to him taking his shirt off. Hey I found a silver lining so Mia's all safe and eager to continue training with the incredibly hot Ollie who needs to be shirtless more but that's just my opinion on the matter.

Epitaph Two: Return

I have to admit that I felt like I missed something while watching this. It should have been a two hour finale because there was stuff missing. How the hell did Alpha turn into a good guy for starters? Hello did I miss something? I'm pretty sure I watched every episode so I would have liked to know how that happened. Echo just said he evolved. And running the Dollhouse? What the hell?

So there was confusion along with the bummer of this being the end of Dollhouse. Stupid network yes let's put that damn yelling British guy on. Like cooking and a yelling good is a good combo and of course the stupid other British guy with the moronic American Idol that whores out the whole week. Okay you shouldn't be surprised if some ranting shows up because this show had such promise but things were so rushed and of course the blame goes to Fox of course. So now I'm wondering who Clare was before she became a doll? And there's the mystery of Bennett since I just found it odd that she'd be so fine with being used.

Instead of staying in the present they jumped right back into 2019 where Epitaph took place. Of course if people didn't actually see that I'm sure they wouldn't know what the hell was going on. Maybe airing that episode would have been a good idea. So they went from trashing the Dollhouse in Arizona thinking they saved the world to ten years in the future where Pyria has a son and Tony's I think Victor with uploads that you can switch by putting these thingies on your face. What language was he speaking when he came to Safe Haven anyway?

Megan along with Mini Caroline and Dude from Charmed that wanted to become a demon whose name I can't think of although it might be Zone. Of course that isn't a name but I think that's what Meg or Megan or whatever called him. They finally make it to after avoiding the crazy suit people out for blood which is where But they ended up getting captured so they had to be rescued which is where Paul and Echo came in. I think the headquarters was next to the bad guy's lair which isn't such a good idea but hey at least I got naked Paul which isn't a bad thing although I'm thinking a dumb show or dumb shoe isn't a good thing to be called.

So they are able to escape and get Topher who has gone crazy because he's the one that created the tech. They bring him to the house where Pyria, Adelle, and T are staying. Aw how sweet was Adelle with Topher? They end up needing some help which is where Tony comes in or it might be Victor since I'm not really sure. He's a techie with all that stuff on his face so they end up going back to the Dollhouse. Why they thought destroying the one place was enough is beyond me? Like I said I blame Fox for canceling such a great show when there was so much story to tell.

Sorry Zone but you aren't getting lucky with Meg since she likes the Asian girl who I think doesn't have a name. They go to LA and start shooting and I'm pretty sure they were shooting first just killing anyone that happened to be there. Meg gets shot and then Paul gets killed again. Maybe he's been reunited with Mellie. I always did prefer those two to the whole Echo and Paul thing since that was more of an obsession on his part. So she survives and they take her in and I think her legs are gone but I'm not sure. See it really needed to be two hours or better yet an actual season where Fox didn't screw us over.

They get there and hello there are dolls wandering around. And hello to the shock when it turns out that Alpha's in charge. What the hell? How did that happen? I don't know and you never will know unless they do a movie to clue us in or someone does a virtual season. Topher ends up going into a pod where he has all his stuff. So Topher reveals that he can fix everything which is good but the not so good part is that he has to set it off which means dead Topher which isn't good because I adore Topher. So he does his thing with Alpha helping which was just weird and there was a video with Bennett.

He finishes and Adelle takes all the dolls outside to get zapped while the others stay inside. So no more Topher and all the dolls have been reverted back to themselves except for Echo. She goes to the chair although I think she's Caroline and puts Paul in her which was just kind of weird. So I think he's in her head now but at least Pyria and Tony are back together again and I think T knows that Tony is his dad. It seemed like they kept him in the dark to protect him. So I'm left with questions and of course wanting more so I feel cheating but I did enjoy the naked Paul. Did I mention that part? And what is up with Alpha? What favor did he want?

What Finger Am I?

You Are the Middle Finger

A bit fragile and dependent on your friends, you're not nearly as hostile as you seem. You are balanced, easy to get along with, and quite serious. However, you can get angry and fed up with those around you. And you aren't afraid to show it! You get along well with: The Index Finger Stay away from: The Pinky

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Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

No I didn't take this over and over again to get this result. I got it on the very first try. It does amuse me. Well I do tell the morons that they're being morons when they ride on the sorry excuse for sidewalks they have around here. Oh sure my pinky isn't even talking to me although the pointer finger is the one suffering or rather the knuckle area below it since it looks like I got into a fight but with my right hand although I'm a leftie.

Necklaces

With Valentine's Day fast approaching you might be wondering what to buy that special someone. Perhaps you'd like to check out the Stainless Steel Magnetic Necklaces since some of us have allergies when it comes to metals. The Silver Cupid's Guide Stainless Steel Magnetic Therapy Necklace would be a nice choice. So go on and take a look around. You can even get a gift box with your order. They have a nice selection which includes hematite which is a really cool stone and nobility pearls. This would be a great way to pick something up for that special someone because you don't have to worry about running off to the store. There are pictures so you can see what the item looks like.

Swap Meat

Sadly there was no pudding during this episode and I have to admit to feeling cheated because there was every indication that there would be a shirtless Sam but was there? No there wasn't and that was just wrong. If Sam looking Gary is shirtless I should be seeing Sam's chest on the screen instead of Gary's I'm not sure if that even qualifies as a chest. So like Callisto having sex with Ares while she was in Xena's body he got laid but does it really count since it wasn't done in his body? Just something to think about.

Some kid Gary finds this book which allows him to summon demons which is never a good idea and ends up switching bodies with Sam. Why didn't he pick Dean instead? I make no secret for the Dean love so if I was swapping bodies I'd pick him instead. Ooh I got distracted by a naughty thought so excuse me while I try to focus again. Yeah a guy getting a salad shake is always a good choice. Really? A salad shake? Well it was good to see Dean eating because that means all is right except for the whole bounty on his head courtesy of the demons.

So he switches places which means poor Sam is stuck in that dreadful outfit for whatever that place was that the kid worked at. At least he wasn't wearing a hat with a cow/chicken on it like Buffy did. He wakes up and starts wandering around and a cop comes along and tells him he'll take him home. Of course Sam is confused because it sounded odd that his brother would call the cops but nope the guy took him to Gary's house. Oh the horrors of looking in the mirror and seeing that kid's face staring at him instead of that very handsome and dimpled face with great hair. What I like him too and he does have great hair.

Sam ends up getting a taste of what it would be like to have a family and he isn't liking it one bit. Of course the dad thinks Sam's drunk because of course he doesn't know that this isn't his kid. There's a plan that Gary has to follow so it's no wonder the kid decided to snatch a body and of course I'm sure the demon was very persuasive. Sam finds out about the book and finds it but Gary's friends stop him and tie him up in Trevor's basement. Well it was lucky the parents were away.

Dean and Gary end up going after the witch who was in the basement. It was looking bad for Dean because the witch was slamming him around but strangely enough Gary torched the remains which is odd because he was supposed to kill Dean. Of course I don't want that to happen. Dean finally figures it out because Sam isn't acting like himself especially when he's all excited about getting that chick. And Dean I think you still have a crush on your old babysitter. He punched him which really shouldn't have happened because he should have been aiming higher since Sam is like a foot taller than this kid.

Hey that's crazy Pepper chick from Glee. At least Nora has some sense unlike Trevor who decides to summon a demon. Sam's all tied up and in a body that doesn't even weight 98 pounds so he's pretty much screwed. A demon shows up and takes over Nora's body and Trevor ends up getting his heart ripped out. You should never fool around with demons you dumbass. Of course this is the perfect opportunity to take Sam's meat suit because the kid could say yes and let Lucifer in so I'm wondering if that was Meg even though nothing was actually said.

Yay Dean did some Latin porn. I really need to check the list to see if I've already covered that. The kid started the exorcism and the two ended up sending the bitch back to hell. He put Sam back where he belongs and Sam told him that Nora liked him. I wonder what they did with the book. I'm thinking the book Willow broke with the axe was way eviler. Sam told the kid his life wasn't bad and hey a girl does like him so maybe he could get lucky in his own meat suit. He told Dean that he was lying because the kid's life sucked. Strange but it seems like Dean wouldn't mind having a family while Sam not so much.

Unpleasantville

Sadly there wasn't any shirtlessness during this episode which would have been nice but it has been promised for next week so that's something to look forward to. But that doesn't mean there weren't any porn moments since there were. Well it is impossible not to have them with these brothers around. I need to check the list to see if I included dancing porn.

One thing that I'm sure everyone was wondering about was who the guy was and that includes me. I was wondering if they'd have Klaus show up or if they'd even have Klaus show up. So it turns out that it was some dude named Noah and he was around back in the day because he knew that Elena looks like Katherine so he wanted to play with her. Odd that he kept calling her when he could have just grabbed her at any time and that was smart to pose as the pizza guy although I'm thinking the real pizza guy wasn't doing too well since he was probably dead. So don't invite the pizza guy in because he just might be a vampire.

Since they don't have a Willow around the only way to deal with a vampire that has an all access pass to your place would be to kill him so Stefan gives Elena some vervain and jewelry to give to her loved ones. They only showed her with Caroline who she gave a necklace to. I wonder if witches just have some sort of immunity to vampires or if it was the necklace. That wasn't addressed. He also gives her the compass vamp detector. So Elena gets to go to the dance with both hotties.

I don't blame Bonnie for not being thrilled to see Damon. I do wonder about that apology since he might be sincere or maybe he's behaving because Stefan told him that he'd help release Katherine from the tomb and only her. Of course that was a lie. The cute bartender comes to her rescue but sadly he turns out to be a vampire. Oops I didn't see that coming but I guess Anna turned him because he's cute. I'm thinking Noah might be her brother or rather was her brother. Maybe some vampires escaped instead of getting stuck in the church.

Caroline ends up sticking her foot in her mouth when she makes a comment about Ben being a washed up jock with Matt there since he's now working at the Grill as a busboy. I'm looking forward to Melinda showing up as Kelly at least I think that's Mom's name. In a way she kind of reminds me of Cordy since she says something without thinking and doesn't realize what others might think of what's coming out of her mouth. But things did look better when Matt ended up kissing her. Sure he still has feelings for Elena but I think Caroline and Matt are cute together.

Sadly Bonnie's hottie parade has blood on it because the dude is a vampire. There's some plan going on with Anna targeting Jeremy because she wants the journal that he actually gave to Alaric. Is it a grimoire? Maybe the Gilberts are witches. And I was liking Anna but that seems to be a pattern because it looks like I won't be liking Anna on Supernatural after next week's episode. And what's the deal with vampires not being able to sense other vampires?

At least Elena and Stefan got to get a little dancing in. And a good tip would be to have the vamp detector right by you to let you know when a vampire's coming but luckily Stefan came and rescued Elena before she could become this guy's snack and besides who knows if she'll be turned into one on the show. Also look up just in case because you never know what might be on the ceiling. Noah threatens Jeremy and makes Elena leave the dance while Stefan was going after a decoy that was wearing the vampire's hoodie. You go girl she attacked him with pencils and Stefan finally came.

There was some torturing which was hot. Oh shut up you know you found it hot too. Alaric was lurking around outside. He knows that Damon killed his wife so he's keeping an eye on Damon. I'm keeping an eye on him too but mostly for shallow reasons. They end up staking him and now there's the whole thing with the journal. Damn I want to see this journal. Why did Jeremy have to give it to Alaric? The only thing I know is that he isn't a vampire and that he just might be Elena's father since he said the name Isabelle or Isabel which is the name of Elena's mother. So he could be the daddy or maybe not? And he stakes vampires but isn't one.

So could Alaric be Elena's dad. At the very least he was married to her mother. Jenna told Elena about her mother coming to them and Miranda and crap I can't recall Dad's name taking her in and letting her stay for a while. They were having problems conceiving so they gladly took Elena and since Dad was a doctor he was able to fix the birth certificate. She just up and disappeared and that's all Jenna knows. How odd that now she's hanging out with the possible biological father of her neice or at the very least he was married to Elena's mother.

The Dentist In The Ditch

Is it just me thinking this because I'm weird or has anyone else wondered about the coat that Booth's worn a few times that looks like Castiel's? I also noticed that when he wears it Castiel doesn't show up with the Winchesters. Yes I'm weird but you should already know that by now unless you stumbled across this post and haven't figured it out yet. And that guy's name whose name I don't know was on. He was the annoying Ghostfacer and before that he was Steve Sanders brother on 90210. Yep he was one of the twin brothers and Randy Spelling was the other one. He was color me stunned roleplaying some war back in the day when the Salvatores were alive maybe since history really isn't my thing when he along with his nerdy little friend found a skull.

It turned out to be a gay dentist that played football. Well why not and he had a fling with a straight guy that turned out to not be so straight so he was a suspect along with this dude's ex who enjoyed hunting and had the bow to prove it. Yes there was a gay football team. Well why not after all last week on CSI NY they had lingerie football although I would have preferred underwear football where guys played football in their underwear and oddly enough one of them was the dreaded Lauren Cohen. She wasn't on long enough for me to hate her. Okay I hated her as Bela and wasn't too thrilled when I saw her on some other show but at least this time she didn't have the snotty accent although I'll admit that I kind of wanted her to be the killer.

Jared's back or however the hell he spells it. Screw it this is one way to spell and I'm sticking with it but I have to say that I miss Brendan's hair. It just looked odd to me like someone shaved it more in the front unless he's losing his hair. Who knows it could be possible but if you have the money why not use some to get some actual hair. I just think it's because I really don't like that fuzz crap since hair looks better. He met some chick whose name I'm not going to even try to spell but it was something like Pandamae or something so I'll just call her Panda.

Booth goes all big brother and decides to run a background check on the chick. It turns out that the girl used to be a hooker before she became a teacher. It turns out that Jared already knew and Booth did end up giving her a chance. Well hookers are people too and she's not doing it anymore so why not. I do think he should wait a bit before getting married. So does this mean that Booth will be in a tux? Oops Brennan ended up kicking the wrong Booth. Maybe check under the table before kicking next time.

Nigel's back and weird as ever. Okay that's good to know. So the next time I find a body in clay I'll make rhubarb stew. At least he got all happy when Brennan told him he did a good job. And there was that glint. Well if he sees it I say let him enjoy it. Well Angela isn't alone in the non genius capacity since I'd be on the dummy bus with her along with Booth although I'm not sure if she'd call him that either.

As for bugs I'm right there with Cam since I don't like them either. I am the bug slayer after all. I don't like them one bit and I'd be flipping out too if I was near that many of them. I'd be running away and I'm sure she showered and still felt itchy after taking five showers. I guess even bugs have to eat. So it turned out to be the contractor that killed the guy because he found out that Lucas was cheating or something so he killed the guy although I was thinking it was the hygienist who blamed her catching Hep on the gay dentist. Well Booth has to give the coat back because Castiel will be on next week.

What's My True Passion?

Your True Passion is Art

You feel most alive when you are creating or appreciating art. Art truly feeds your soul. You love expressing yourself artistically, and it's likely that you dabble in many creative activities. Even when you aren't channeling your inner artist, you enjoy brainstorming and collaborating with others. You believe the world is what you make of it, and you want to make it as beautiful and interesting as possible.

What's Your True Passion?

Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist

I wonder about this because I have the drawing skills of a five year old. The only thing I can draw would be a flower and hell I can make a butterfly look like a butterfly at least it looks like one to me. Well that isn't a bad result at all I guess. I'm not sure about how accurate it is since I'm probably more weird than creative but hey I do masquerade as a writer so that's something right.

Moving On

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Moving isn't exactly on my list of fun things to do but it is a necessary evil. You might want to move on or perhaps you're expanding your office so Los Angeles Moving Companies would be a place to check out. The appeal of having a moving company would be having someone else do the heavy lifting so head on over there today and check it out.

Personal Demons

Another weird cover strikes again. Once again I'm in a series. I seem to be a series magnet since I don't always realize I'm getting a series until I get the actual book. Aside from the weird cover which I actually address over at egads not again but on the bright side if you're scared of my wordy posts this new blog might be right up your alley.

As for this book I did like it and there was a race against the clock since it was due yesterday. Thankfully the loophole was an option for me. If you read yesterday's Inside My Backpack you'll notice that I have the next book in this series which I'll be reading pretty quick since I prefer to read series one right after the other and I seem to be up to my eyeballs in them. I must reread the Morganville Vampires before getting to the new one.

Megan has a talk show on the radio with a catch line that calls her a demon slayer which gets the attention of the actual demons out there. This isn't good because now there are demons after her. At first I wondered if I didn't have the first book but luck was with me although I'll admit that I wouldn't have minded a little bit of history on Megan first because it kind of felt like I jumped into the book further along instead of on the first page if that makes any sense. I did enjoy it otherwise I wouldn't have finished it since I tend to like the books I actually finish reading. I'm just kooky that way.

So Megan's thrown into this battle against the demons and oh yeah she also is a psychic which really helps with her patients since she can read them. I do like the three bodyguards that are sent to protect her and I have to admit that I wouldn't mind have a Dante around myself. Imagine that I read a book without vampires. It is possible although there are demons around. I have to wonder if I have one or two lurking around telling me to knock over trashcans and to yell at morons that ride their bikes on the piss poor excuses for sidewalks around here.

Inside My Backpack

So here's another installment of Inside My Backpack. Okay there was also pudding and bagels along with the books. So here goes nothing this is my latest batch of books from the oh so exciting library because there's no money fairy or book fairy sending me any books.

1. All About Vee Saw this mentioned on another blog and thought I'd check it out so voila through the magic of the online catalog I was able to make the bozo at the library track the book down. Sorry but I don't think much of a library that desn't bother to shelve books which makes no sense to me.

2. The Moth Diaries: I'm pretty sure my copy doesn't look this one. I think it is a blasted hardback instead of a more convenient paperback. Well it is easier to read walk with a paperback. Just a simple fact.

3. Demon Inside I'm about thirty pages from finishing the other book so I thought I'd get this one too. I do wonder if Personal Demon is the first book or not. I think it is but I can't help but feel I'm missing something. Well I guess I'll likely babble about it tomorrow.

4. Demon's Hunger I guess even demons get hungry. I thought I'd check it out after all I just might end up liking it. I smell another series although I'm not really sure at this point.

5. Harbinger Not sure why I got this one but sometimes I go a little nuts when it comes to putting things on hold. They can't all be prizes although it might be a good book. Only time will tell on that one.

6. You Are So Undead To Me Well I think this one is pretty obvious since I make my secret about loving the vampires. So of course I had to check it out and yeah I know there's another book which I put on hold.

Putting books on hold is much better than actually trying to find anything in that horrible place. Well I guess you tend to be soured on a place where you nearly end up getting arrested. Don't ask. I don't even know where the YA section is but I think it was moved. Maybe if I'm able to tolerate the place I'll take a look around to see if it actually moved but for the time being I'll just make others take the books off the shelves since I have no idea where the damn books are which is what happens when you don't shelve them. I still wonder about that bookmobile thing. Maybe it's like the bloodmobile in the Morganville Vampires series.

I was able to get pudding and come on admit it you now giggle every time you hear the word. Someone really needs to do a animated sidebar thingie of Dean pulling his pants down and shouting, "Pudding!" because I want one. So if you do make one just let me know. I also got a couple of bagels. I think they added another flavor but I'm not sure what he said. I think he said double chocolate or something. I just went with chocolate chip. I'm just glad I missed the horrors of having to wait in line for a long time and didn't run into any morons riding bikes where they had no business riding them.

Since today is garbage day I also had the fun of kicking trashcans out of the way. Yeah I'm a rebel. Well if you're going to be an idiot that leaves it right in the middle of the pitiful excuse for a sidewalk don't expect me to not knock it over or kick it out of the way. I'm not talking major kicking since it is more like tipping or nudging out of the way. Maybe someone will get a clue and realize that they should leave the garbage in the driveway in the garbage bags instead. Sure it might be the garbageman putting them in my way but if they didn't put them out in the first place the garbageman wouldn't have to put it back.

Currently Reading: I'm nearly done since I just have about thirty pages or so left.

So Far No Blood

Well that was just weird last night when the cut on my hand just started bleeding. At least it hasn't done that today and it feels better so I think I'm typing at a more normal speed. I did put up a few poems at Moonlight Dwelling and I figured out how to do a link on Firefox. Wow I'm such a moron. You just click on the word link. Gee why didn't I think of that sooner?

I'm not liking the sounds of the weather or rather the sounds coming out of the weather people. Yep it is looking like the evil white stuff might be paying a visit on Wednesday so it's just a good thing I'm going to the library tomorrow instead of today. Hopefully the 30% will go down to no chance of evil coming back. The hand is bad enough without that happening since that just makes things worse. Oh no the bitch mentioned it. Damn it that isn't good at all. In case you haven't figured it out I don't like that white stuff although I might be blaming the wrong person.

I was watching Reaper which if you read last weeks Inside My Backpack post was one of the things I got from the library. The Devil made it rain so maybe blaming Mother Nature isn't accurate since it might be him instead. Well there needs to be someone to blame and to complain to because I don't want that stuff anywhere near me. Is there a complaint box or a suggestion box so I can suggest better weather or request a transfer to another location?

And if you're a soap watcher you might want to read my weird take on the soaps I watch. I've moved to a new location so you can find my soap blog/website at Soap Girl. It includes fan fiction too although I still have the bulk of the fan fiction at Moonlight Dwelling but this place just has the soap related stuff. I've added Google Connect but that seems to be down right now. I'm not sure if it would work over there or not because I was able to put each soap into a separate blog.

Maybe subscribing to the feed would be better. I think the Twitterfeed might work but I don't know since the blogs don't have time on them. I've never seen a timeless blog. So how does the place know when to send the thing over to Twitter? If you do go over there you can say hi because you can leave comments. You can over here too. I did read this article and it mentioned inviting people to leave a comment. I think that's kind of weird but I was doing everything else that was mentioned in the quest to see if my posts are really as uncommentable as I think they are.

I didn't remember much about last night's dream but I think someone did a cheer. Well that was exciting. Maybe I was a cheerleader. Nah I'd just trip over my feet. I did smack myself in the head with the pole. No I have two right feet. That doesn't beat the dream I had with the huge cockroach that had an Afro since that would go on the top of the list for weird ass dream. Maybe tonight will bring a better one or maybe not since I rarely remember them.

Currently Reading: Now I'm in a fun race against the clock to finish this book which just so happens to be due tomorrow. I can't renew it at least I don't think I can but hopefully I'll get to page 200 tonight and read the last 100 tomorrow.

Dark

I know this is late but who knows if anyone actually reads these things but an unexpected babble popped up so this got delayed a bit so behold the excitement of having to wait an extra day to read my babbling about this episode. Richard is off at the palace which is somewhere I wouldn't mind going since I'm hoping it could help with my headaches but I don't have a sister offering to take me there and as far as I know I'm not a wizard.

I am a bit confused about the name. Is she Sister Nicki, Nikki, Nicky? Or is she Sister Nicci which is the spelling in the book? Now I've never heard it said out loud so I only have the way I say it but it didn't sound like Nicky when I said it. This could just be a case of people pronouncing words differently or maybe the name is different. She pretends to be his friend but apparently Richard knows right away that she's one of the bad guys. Well good for you Richard.

About ten seconds after he arrives someone dies. The Prelate says she died peacefully but her eyes looked gouged out and not in the least bit peaceful. Since Richard was observant he noticed that Nicci was the one passing out the prayer books which they all kiss so that poison that bit Richard struck this poor sister. Now Richard didn't know until he was told that time in the palace and time outside run differently so it is a lot longer for Kahlan and the others. Now this makes things a bit lopsided because what happens outside looks like it should happen over at least a few episodes but actually it makes sense since the time inside is a lot slower. Did that even make any sense?

Nicci offers to help him out. Sister Philomena was sent out to the new world to kill the newly named Seeker but she was pretty much like I'd imagined she'd be. Nicci steals a Rada'Han because the Prelate has one but someone tattled and I can't recall her name. So Richard's about to escape with the Rada'Han around his neck when Verna throws her dacra at him stopping him in his tracks. So much for that idea but he's determined to leave prophecy be damned. It turns out that the prophecies just appear on the wall so I wonder if Nathan Rahl will every show up. How can she be so sure that it is Richard that gives the stone to the enemy of the light since there's Leo.

So he sticks around because he has no choice which means more time passes. I think she said that a day inside the palace is about month outside so that's even worse than Hell. Nicci talks to him again about another option where she takes his power which means no more headaches. Sounds good to me can you help me out next? I'm not sure if I have any han but you can have my headaches because I really don't want them.

Richard goes to Verna and tells her that a Sister of the Dark is offering to help him get out of the palace along with taking his powers. At first I wondered if Verna was going to do anything but after Nicci takes Richard's han and Nicci blasts the door open or whatever putting up a barrier between Richard and the others Verna snaps a Rada'Han around her neck. Verna you were a bit slow because she wasn't able to stop Richard from leaving.

So he's able to finally leave that place and it looks like Verna actually believes that one prophecy won't come true. A new one shows up on the wall which hasn't happened in a thousand years saying basically that he'll be fine just as long as he has the love of his Confessor or something like that. So now he's searching for the others and I'm not sure how much time has passed but I'm guessing a few months at least.

Zedd ends up going to see Shota about this new Seeker who I'm not too crazy about. I did find it odd that he just wandered into their camp looking like he ws going to steal a horse. Cara got him with her agiel. I'm just a bit confused about why he didn't seem wigged about Cara being a Mord Sith. Sure she doesn't have the braid and she took a piece of the outfit off but she's still looking like a Mord Sith.

Since time is passing outside at a faster rate things might seem a bit odd but I think Cara's been getting back in touch with who she would have been if she wasn't turned into a Mord Sith at least to an extent. So of course she doesn't get why Kahlan would be crying over Richard's sword as she put it. But of course I couldn't help but think hey Richard's the one that does the chipmunk thing with Cara. It's been a while but he has her feed a chipmunk while Leo talks about training a chipmunk to attack. She actually giggled. Wow that's a first but why did it have to be with him?

As for Leo I'm not too crazy about him. He's certainly no Leo. So any time I hear his name I think of Leo Wyatt not this dude named Leo. He might grow on me but I was kind of hoping the new Seeker would be cute. Well he might be gone soon after all the compass is leading them to Richard who is on his way to find them. At least they didn't have them find each other in this episode since that would have been ridiculous since the palace isn't just down the road a piece. So for now the jury is out on Leo.

Best Laid Plans

There seems to be a theme where everyone in TV Land is getting knocked up. At least with Angela it was a false alarm on Bones. So Maya's pregnant and Naomi doesn't take it well. Yeah she flipped out big time and as you can see she even slapped Maya. She ended up demanding that Maya get an abortion which is out of character for her and Addie gets asked to do it. But ultimately the choice is Maya's. At first it seemed like she'd do it after seeing Sookie wandering around in labor. But hello to another entry to the sexy Grandpa's club since Sam's pretty darn cute.

Well I don't know what her name was or if she even had one. Yep it was Sookie from Gilmore Girls and I'm not talking Sucky either like a certain vampire says it. She must have been crazy wanting it to be all natural. That's just nuts so she's been there for the past three days. But Maya ends up changing her mind. In a way it was sort of disappointing because I don't think I've ever watched something where someone has an abortion since they always tend to be something that happened in the past rather than the present. But Naomi isn't liking it one bit after all she did slap Maya.

I agree that what's his name is full of crap. No idea what his name is. Naomi after finding out about Maya went to him and asked him about the day he found out that he'd be stuck in the wheelchair for the rest of his life since it had to be the worst day of his life. He denied that and she said he was full of crap and later on Pete said he was full of crap. Yes the dude is full of crap. He seemed to take it the wrong way since it wasn't ruined your life but worst day. Now I'm having to guess but I'm pretty sure that would be a worst day kind of thing. Of course that doesn't mean your life is ruined because people can go on with their lives but it's not like you accept it all calmly and say, "Okay that's just ducky."

Mr Full Of Crap has this patient who lost part of his arm so he had this robotic cool arm that acted like an arm instead of that creepy hook. Sorry but the hook is a bit creepy. But sometime goes wrong because there's a screw in it and Pete wants it removed. He went elsewhere to get it put in him so he could attach the arm. He wanted to dance at his wedding and dip his bride which can't be done with just the arm. I'm sure the fiancee is just glad to have him back alive but he's determined. Why not have her dip him? It was odd that she wasn't actually there with him. Pete mentions something that's experimental so the guy tries it but something goes wrong. They try something else and who knows if that worked.

Things aren't going good with Charlotte and Coop. She ends up moving out and Violet invites her to stay at her place. I kind of suspected that would happen but it makes me wonder if this will lead to a strain on Violet's friendship with Coop since he might take it as Violet picking sides. Naomi and Charlotte seemed to be on the same wavelength since they both said the same thing about this didn't happen. Charlotte threw her shoes and Naomi hugged Mr Full Of Crap because she was upset. Is is just me or does it look like she might end up having an affair with Mr Full Of Crap? Maybe I'll figure out his name before that happens if it happens since it might not happen.

Violet gets pissed off because the hospital keeps sending her baby stuff. She goes to the hospital where she meets this poor guy that just lost his wife. He's clutching the bag of his wife's belongings and he's afraid to go home. Violet tells the nurse off and implies that her son is dead so the guy thought she had lost her child. She ends up staying with him and eventually ends up going home with him. I think being with this poor guy might have helped her out. Sure she needed time to deal with the horror that happened to her but maybe not she'll be able to deal with her son.

Suckers

Well two more episodes to go before the end and this time actual vampires show up. They are level 12 so I guess in this verse vampires are on top while in the Buffy/Angelverse they are on the bottom at least according to those football head demons. And hello Mina is a vampire. Okay I guess this would be another dumb moment since I really didn't think about it and it's been ages since I read the book so I forgot about the baby too.

Okay there was a little bit of deja vuing with the way that Luke was doing that training session. Oops I almost typed Giles instead of Galvin. He was going on about vampires and Luke was blindfolded while he was being attacked by two guys. I want that thing that Galvin had. It was this punching thingie. I could use that on stupid people on the sidewalk that don't seem to get the whole purpose of a sidewalk. And Galvin did end up getting knocked out which is something that would often happen to Giles.

The minion for the vamps was amusing. His name was Zippy and he had a Mohawk. Nope he didn't stand out at all when he put the coffins in he hearse and took off. Luke didn't seem to realize that there were occupants in the coffin that weren't exactly dead. And what is up with that dreadful music that Galvin was playing? I thought my brain would dribble out of my ears which isn't good because too much has leaked out already. But his head did come in handy when Quincy and Anika went bowling. Another familiar face from Hex since she was the fairy on Hex. I had to wonder if she was the blind one wearing that outfit. Oh my well I guess to each their own but I don't think I'd be caught dead wearing any of her clothes.

The thing that puzzles me is Mina's blindness. Is it because she cleans her blood which suppresses the urge although she must drink some sort of blood to keep unalive. Maybe that's why she's blind when she isn't all vampy because her sight comes back when she is. It wasn't explained either and since there are just the two episodes before it ends I'm doubting that it will get addressed. See this would be a better option for remaking a show instead of doing Being Human and Torchwood. Well Torchwood has potential if they tie it in with the original and have James Marsters on as Captain John. Oh come on you know you loved him.

I'm not so sure that red leggings are the best choice when you're following a vampire. But she was the only one that got a piece of Quincy. Say what? The only one that can kill a vampire is a vampire. This makes me think of Caligula since he was the only one that could kill himself. I find that odd and also Quincy wanting his mother's blood. She turned him because he was dying and her husband Jonathan must have been dead at that point so she gave him some of her blood. So why would he need her blood when she gave it to him? Maybe fresh from the vein makes it stronger.

I also get the feeling that Quincy and Mina's mistake have something to do with Luke's dad's death. What a sucky sitch to be in. Mina realizes that Quincy has to die but much like Gabrielle she couldn't do it which mucked things up a bit since Galvin was taken and Ruby was in the car. So maybe it wasn't such a good idea for her to be in the car. She should have waited before calling Luke since she got captured too. Quincy did have a point because that's just wrong to have your own mother turn you into a vampire. That was a huge mistake since he doesn't have the control that Mina does.

Luke was able to shoot him and he aged to over a hundred and died. Nope no staking unless you want to slow them down. I wonder what happened to Anika who got staked by Galvin but hey she deserved it since she did knock the man out. So it wasn't bad although it is amusing that while I was watching they raved about it which is strange because the show had already been cancelled before it even aired on BBCAmerica so how much of a hit can it be? Just another show yanked like a bunch of other shows. I'm going to kind of miss it. Sure it isn't Buffy but that doesn't mean I can't like it.

The Red Serpent

I guess no one pays attention when time after time I mention the whole part where I'm not too crazy about the whole starting somewhere near the end only to go back to the beginning which is what happened but I guess the kinda cute guy in the loin cloth helped makes it a bit enjoyable. Yes there is skin to be seen along with boobies if you want to see boobies but that's get back to the loin clothes. Aren't they cold in those things and imagine how much sunscreen they'd need to put on. Of course sunscreen probably wasn't invented back then but there's a possible job right there. And imagine Dean and Sam ending up there. That would cure them of their phobia pretty quickly.


Oh where was I since I did get a bit distracted at the thought of Dean wearing a loin cloth. He could yell, "Pudding" or maybe another word. Yes I'm on a one way trip to Special Hell. So the guy's just waiting for his turn to be slaughtered in the arena below since he's in a cell. He's the last one so he's all alone in that dreary place. And people say basements are bad. Try spending time in that dreary place although it might not be so bad if he was around. The poor guy doesn't even have a name so I dub thee Six Paxus,

They go back to before he ended up in the cell while his fellow scantily clad comrades are getting picked off one by one. Since I have no idea what his name is I  might slip and call him Darken Rahl a few times shows up although he's some Roman dude that I'll call L since his title or whatever seems to start with an L. Hey me and history aren't on speaking terms so if that is something a history buff would no that wouldn't be my territory. He wants men but Six Paxus speaks up about the G people who just look like orcs to me. They supposedly agree to help these villagers by fighting with them.


So these dudes from Thrace or something like that go fight these G people but unlike Darken Rahl this dude L isn't too keen on any actual fighting. Six Paxus's wife Sura which I thought was Sarah but apparently it is Sura isn't too thrilled about him going off to fight. Aw that was kind of sweet when he gave her that string thing and told her to wear it around her thigh to have him near her or something like that. I was hoping she'd do something with his ass. Why not? It is a nice one. Hey strange names don't seem to be a new thing. She tells him about a dream that she said was sent by the gods and damn it she seems familiar but from what I just don't know about some red serpent. Of course Six Paxus figures he'll be fine since the G people aren't serpent kinds of people and goes off.


Now at first I'm thinking the blood splatter is kind of cool but gradually it just gets a bit out of control and there's a little almost but not quite 3D action going on. They fight but guess what L isn't showing up until the other guys are running for the hills. He's reluctance since he's all Roman and I'm better than you peasants. Now this doesn't sit well with Six Paxus who is there to protect his village. He ends up getting into it with some other guy who didn't have a name either so I'll just call him Loudmouth. Because of them fighting L shows up and they are stuck on sentry duty at least I think that's what it is or perhaps it is reconnaissance to check out the other side. They are planning to sneak up on them from the other side.


Of course L doesn't pay attention to Six Paxus who strikes me as a not dummy at least when Sura isn't around. When it gets announced that the horn blowers are going the opposite direction he takes action. Yes he picks up a spear but unlike Gabrielle who killed a man with it he just knocks L with his fancy hat off his horse. They end up leaving after all this dude totally broke his word so they aren't obligated to help at least that's how I'm thinking they were thinking because it is the way I'm thinking and who knows what I'm thinking most of the time. I guess they each go back to their villages and it was good timing for Six Paxus.


Sura was out picking apples I think and on her way back home when she gets accosted by the orc people or the G. Oh shit she's outnumbered so I'm wondering if she's going to go into Xena mode or just scream like a helpless damsel. Luckily it turns out that she does know how to fight but there are like five of them which is going to be a bit of trouble since she isn't Xena and doesn't have Slayer strength for that matter. But Six Paxus comes with his sword which he throws at the one guy. She picks up a sword and ends up killing a few and manages to save Six Paxus's ass because it wasn't looking too good for him. They notice that the village is on fire so they take off.


Now this is where they made their mistake. The smart thing would be to just get as far away as possible. Steal a horse or something. Walk through the night. Instead they end up having sex again and the next morning when the sun is out a dark shadow appears and hello there's an angry Darken Rahl oops I mean L sitting on his horse. Poor Sura is taken away still naked and Six Paxus gets bashed in the head. Instead of getting naked he should have thought about the fact that some might consider him to be a deserter even though he wasn't really because L didn't keep his word.


He ends up waking up on a boat with the other guys chained up. It turns out that Six Paxus was out for a few days so they thought he wouldn't make it. I'm pretty sure I'd wake up if I was on a boat where I kept getting splashed with water. Imagine how pruney you'd be if you kept getting splashed with water like that. They end up going to this party since the Romans do know how to throw a bash. There are naked people and there's a little guy wearing a dildo on his head or so someone said. I really need to rewatch it since I recall the little guy but not so much the dildo. I guess I was distracted by the naked people.


L is married and she's on horny girl. Hell at first glance I thought it was Alex which made me think hey it's Aphrodite but of course that was for about half a second before I realized it wasn't her. She snuck into the camp and her Daddy's some bigwig. He's the one that threw the party and she has him wrapped around her little finger. I'm thinking Daddy didn't want her to marry L. Come on would you want Darken Rahl to be your son-in-law? I miss the hair. He offers the guys he captured calling them deserters. Of course these guys are just wide eyed because it is a pretty wild party.


Six Paxus isn't looking at the nakedness around him since he's staring at some guys fighting. The one dude isn't too thrilled about that and I think he's one of the guys that Six Paxus ends up fighting. They could have at least offered them a bit of refreshment after all the next day they were going to throw them in the arena so they could get all dead. I just don't get that part. Hell I'm probably the one person that doesn't leer when there's an accident. There was that one time when I couldn't go to Winchells because something happened in front of the place.


Six Paxus is noticed by Xena AKA Lucrietia and her constipated looking husband whose name I don't know. I think he might be gay since he doesn't seem to realize what a hottie he's married too and she's looking fab with that red hair. I don't blame her for eying Six Paxus since he's worth a strare or two. The two are plotting and they do end up buying Six Paxus. I do wonder which one actually names him Spartacus. I think I'll go with Six Paxus instead.


The dude he got into the fight with was battling it out when Six Paxus was brought up to the arena and given a sword for when his turn came. The dude died since apparently the helmet dude is a pretty good fighter. I wonder how good he'd be without that helmet. But since Six Paxus really pissed off L and boy is he lucky he isn't Darken Rahl since he'd sic a Mord Sith on him has others join helmet guy in the ring. Yes he has to battle four or five other guys and it isn't looking good for Six Paxus.


I think the blood splatter got a bit out of control. Sure to an extent it kind of looks cool but that sword to the back wound should have killed Six Paxus or sent him to the ground but nope big blood splatter didn't slow him down a bit so he ended up taking all of these guys out and what do you know the last guy had a shield with a red serpent like his wife's dream. He heard her voice telling him to kill and sure enough he does and he was just wearing a loincloth and wielding a sword. L isn't too happy about this. I think he needs to talk to Salmoneus who gave him the men or whatever his name is. Lucrieta's husband offers to buy him and gives him the name Spartacus.


Um you could just ask the guy what his name is? He does seem somewhat intelligent unless his wife happens to be around. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucrieta jumps on Six Paxus. Could you blame her really? Look who she's married to. I'm thinking this was an arranged marriage since it certainly doesn't look like love to me. So all in in I have to say I liked it so I will watch and hopefully it will get better. But at least I got to see Six Paxus in a loincloth and his bare bottom. Hopefully it won't be all fighty all the time since it was a bit much but I guess they wanted to start with a splash and damn that was a big wave of blood. I wonder why he wasn't just drenched with blood at the end.

A Little Bit Better

The hand doesn't seem to hurt as much or rather the area just under the knuckle which makes for tricky typing. Damn why can't polls come with spell check since like a moron I ended up leaving an f out of a word. I did get a little writing done so far today at both places so check out the soap website and of course Moonlight Dwelling. And there are blog posts over at the soap place since this is Crackified Saturday at least over there it is and imagine that it looks like there are actual people going over there. Well it can be hard to tell at times.

I don't think I'm affected by that FTP or whatever it is at least I don't think I am. If you get your domain through Google you're fine right? Yes this would be a question I would like an answer to. I tend to want answers when I ask something. I'm still trying to figure out what an errands cupboard is. I'm thinking it might be a closet where you can run errands. It might be something like Sabrina had where she'd go into the closet to go to the witch world. I know that a cupboard is what the Brits call the closet which makes me wonder what they call cupboards. And don't get me started on the biscuits and cookies thing.

I think the weather that actually resembles weather might be coming to an end. I certainly hope not but I don't like the words coming out of the weather asses mouths since that word I just don't want to hear is coming out. That's not good at all not to mention it makes things really shitty when I'm trying to venture outside since that stuff is just horrible to walk in and my foot is still recovering from the shoes that should be tossed. They shouldn't bite you so I'm taking that as a sign they should be trashed.

I'm still catching up on my shows from Thursday with one more to go. I might babble about Private Practice tomorrow but that would mean three posts because Demons and Legend Of The Seeker are on. And who knows maybe I'll see about writing something. I'm trying to catch up on Elena's diary which is mostly done except for about three or four of the first episodes since I did the others. I'm checking to see if I missed any along with putting some in between stuff it it applies. Yes I seem to be a diary slut but I don't think I'll be doing one for Stefan.

Maybe I will see about doing something with this line about a clown exploding. Well clowns are evil so exploding clowns would be a good thing. Come on admit it you're creeped out by them? Pennywise is top of that creepy ass clown list. If Ronald wasn't wearing that yellow what is it anyway jumpsuit thing he just might be creepy too. Come on think about it. If he was wearing something else he would totally be creepy. Put him in black leather and chains with fangs and he'd be all sorts of creepy.

I bet the Hamburglar would run away leaving his hamburgers behind and Grimace would think oh shit I really should have lost a few pounds so I could run better. What is he anyway? I've never been able to figure it out not that I've spent hours thinking about it. He's just this big purple thing. I think he might be related to the Peeps. He might have been the first Peep but he was rejected but McDonalds decided to take him in and give him a name. He is a he right? I'm pretty sure he's a he although there's no real way to tell. Also he could be related to Cousin Itt since he's all hair. If you listen to him long enough you can almost understand him.

Currently Reading: And I really need to see if they have the other book since that's out too but I'm not sure if the library will have it or not. At least I think the other book is out.

I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked

First I have to say I object to the title of this episode because there wasn't even any shirtlessness at least not that I'm aware of. Since I seem to have a haunted VCR I missed a little bit of the start of the episode since Thursdays are busy with every show back which is why I'm now babbling about it. My favorite pairs of brothers get priority on Thursdays. Not a shirtless Mark to be found.

Poor Callie she was in I think maybe the on call room or maybe a closet sneaking some time with Arizona when Arizona went into doctor mode and noticed she had a fever. Oh crap she has the chicken pox. Now I've never had them but I have had the itchy ass arm so I can sympathize at least a little bit. She lies to Callie and tells her that he's never had it so poor Callie's isolated. At least Mark shows up and helps comfort her. Is it wrong that I kind of wished for chicken pox too but only if I got the Mark treatment which included rubbing that even Arizona noticed was sexy and yes Lexie I do agree that Mark makes anything look sexy so I guess rubbing porn needs to be added to the list.

Meredith gets a text from Izzie saying that she's coming back. Is it bad that at this point I really don't care? She goes to tell Alex since there's a full house again and hello finds Lexie in bed with Alex. At least the Law Of The Post It seems to be working for Meredith and Derek. He wanted to go to the board about Richard because of his drinking but she didn't want him to so she called on the power of the post it which actually worked at least for a while.

It turns out that I'm not crazy after all because Cristina really said she'd pick surgery over love. Talk about an awkward time to come in which is what Izzie did since her Pet Scan was moved back an hour. Still have no idea what Ninja Guy's name is so I'll just call him Ninja Guy for lack of an actual name. He said he'd pick love. Alex did have a good point because surgery is more stable than love since things on that front don't always work the way you want them too while surgery is always there no matter what.

I think that one patient is someone that Cristina got completely since he was in pretty much the same kind of sitch. He was a singer that would rather die than lose his lung since they help when you're singing although Owen didn't seem too fond of his singing. I did feel sorry for poor Jeff since it sounded like he got the short end of the stick because what's his name singer guy looked down on teaching which is what the guy did. I do think that after Alex talked to Jeff he finally realized that he couldn't stay with Izzie while Jeff said he would because he loved him despite all the crap.

Yep Alex called it off which threw Izzie because she just thought she could waltz back in and expect him to be waiting for her. She's the one that took off and he was there for her through the ordeal of having Cancer. She's good now which is good but frankly I don't care if the character is here to stay or not because I just don't care anymore. Hey I'm entitled to think that after all this is my blog after all. So nyah! It was actually a nice breakup because he thanked her for making him realize that he was a good person. Well when you're told shit often enough you start to believe that it is true even if it isn't.

Meredith was totally taking advantage of Richard's drinking to get surgeries. But Derek stepped in and Bailey ended up doing the Whipple which just makes me think of toilet paper. I think that's the name of the guy that used to be in the Charmin commercials. Don't squeeze the Charmin. Hell I'll squeeze it if I want to. He gave Richard a bottle and he never showed up for the surgery. I can't help but feel like I've missed something although I'm pretty sure I've watched every episode this season. I thought Adelle gave him another chance or maybe she kicked his ass out again when he started drinking again. Now Derek's chief of staff.

So much for keeping quiet. Lexie ended up telling Callie about sleeping with Alex while Callie was trying to get some scratching in. That made it a wee bit awkward when Mark showed up but when he told her about Addison she told him to lie about it after all she knew that Lexie slept with Alex. He ended up confessing about Addison and she spilled the beans about Alex. He was really hurt because he does love Lexie but she did break up with him and there was the whole thing with his daughter and grand baby which makes Lexie sleeping with Mark worse than what he did. She broke it off and just jumped into bed with someone else which makes a person wonder if she really does love him.

Cristina ends up telling Teddy that she chooses him over Owen. She's just so glad to have someone that can teach her that she's willing to give up the man she loves which is nuts. Teddy ends up getting drunk and spills the beans to Owen about what Cristina said. I did wonder how he would react after all he should have a say in the matter. He went the kissing route and said he wouldn't let her choose surgery. Wow Cristina was actually crying. I hope Kim does stay around since I kind of like Teddy but the heart surgeons tend to not stick around very long. She did save singing guy's lung by just taking out the tumory parts.

Sam, Interrupted

Finally the boys are back and a new porn is born which would be crazy porn. I just need to remember to add it to the porn list which is located at my website Moonlight Dwelling in the Hottie Handbook. For a change the boys aren't actually lying since they tell the truth. A friend of John's contacts them. Something happened in Albuquerque which never gets revealed but I hope so. The guy is familiar but I'm not sure why and I'm getting the word sleazy.

Sam talks about being depressed since he started the Apocalypse so at first it looks like Sam's the only one getting admitted but Dean speaks up and says it was his fault because he broke the first seal. Oh sweetie anyone will break in Hell. I think even John did because I don't buy that he didn't. I think he didn't have the special whatever in his blood to make it work and of course there's the part where Dean's a better man than John. Hey isn't Babar the elephant that wears a crown? Dean said he doesn't have any elephant books but you have to wonder about him since that's the name he gave the doctor. The doctor sort of had a point when he called them codependent but they kind of have to be. I couldn't help but be reminded of the time that Leo and Piper went to a marriage counselor.

Something funky is going on and it points at the doctor because this one patient is talking about monsters only to end up dead like her roomie before her. The poor woman lost her child since she was seeing his ghost. Okay here's where I mention that I think the doctor's stupid for saying there's no such thing as monsters because there are monsters out there. No one has seen this thing and it is hard because they are dealing with a bunch of crazy people who are chock full of crazy although Martin seemed not so crazy.

There was some chick Wendy that liked kissing. Well I can't blame her for kissing Dean but ouch later on she planted one on Sam and said she wanted him instead since he was bigger. He isn't that bigger. Some other guy wanted to talk about monsters during therapy and then he gets killed. They look like suicides but the brain has been sucked on. Yep Tara wouldn't like this at all. So there's some autopsy porn I guess where Sam cuts the top of the guy's head off while Dean's outside standing guard. Damn he's pretty good at that. He could have been a doctor instead of a lawyer. Come on who wouldn't want to go to this doctor. He could be Dr Feelgood. Oops I'm losing my train of thought if I ever had any at all.

Well someone ends up coming so the two are just standing there in the morgue when Dean pulls down his pants and shouts, "Pudding" which means I'll giggle any time I hear or see the word again. It also made me want pudding. Too bad he didn't take his shirt off since that would be nice but hey there was legs porn. Come on admit it you know you giggled when he did that? They figure out that it was a wraith and they aren't pretty. The mirror is supposed to reveal the truth face but while Dean's watching the mirror he sees the doctor with the icky face.

At this point they didn't realize that the nurse who checked them in or whatever you call it was the wraith since one touch was all it took. So the boys just got dosed with crazy since that just makes the brain taste better. Oh bitch I'm sure you'd enjoy my brain and she has this poky thing that comes out of her hand so she can suck away to her heart's content. Well Sam once again gets tied up and he's in the rubber room when she comes in.

Poor Dean thinks he's losing his mind and Sam flips out hitting at people that aren't there so he gets doped up. How funny that it takes him to get drugged to say the L word. Yes Sam said, "I love you" to Dean. Well of course they do love each other but they never actually come right out and say it since they say it in other ways or in other words. Dean tells him that the doctor is the wraith so he goes after him with some kind of knife but oops it isn't him after all which is why we got bondage porn with Sam again.

Poor Wendy ends up getting attacked but she might have survived since Martin stayed with her. He distracted the guards and Dean went off to help out Sam. He was finally able to kill her and release Sam. So he's back to his regular crazy instead of paranoid crazy which never works too well. Now the alarms are going off so they need to go so they take off and run to the car. At least Dean had a single layer part of the time and pretty much for most of the time they were in robes. Robe porn and they looked better in their robes than the other patients. I guess I might be a bit biased about that since I didn't really pay attention to the other patients.

Bloodlines

Finally my favorite undead brothers are back and the identity of the guy in the road is revealed. Elena was left hanging literally upside down all this time. I think I'd be all dizzy by this point or I'd have tried to get my ass out of the car. So the mystery vamp leaves and Damon arrives so there was about a second of wondering if it was Damon but I tossed that thought out because it would have been weird for him to change jackets. He gets her out of the car and she wakes up in his car. Uh Damon you can take me across the state line anytime. What like you weren't thinking the same thing?

Luckily she wasn't hurt just a little cut on her head. Wow Damon actually behaved himself and was actually sweet. When he tells her that they're in Atlanta she doesn't believe him and wants him to pull over which he does and when she gets dizzy he rushes over so she doesn't keel over. Meanwhile back in Mystic Falls poor Stefan is frantic especially since Elena doesn't have the magic necklace. Don't ever take off the jewelry you get from the hot undead guy. He calls and Elena's too pissed to talk to him because of the Katherine thing so I can't blame her although if she was thinking she could have said Damon took her to Atlanta but what would have been the fun in that?

Well that's the answer to that question because Alaric was searching for his ring since he took it off to work out. It was daylight so he isn't a vampire. It does look like Stefan and Damon's so I wondered about that along with him waiting to be invited in. So it wasn't such a weird leap to jump to. They show his wife and he mentions that there's evil in Mystic Falls. Okay I guess that's true and he remembers that it was Damon that killed his wife or rather turned her. I wonder if he knows that she's alive. Is anyone else thinking about Gunn when he came face to face with his sister after she was turned?

Jeremy goes to the library where he meets this girl Anna. So she's from another Founder's family since she mentioned journals too. It is nice to see him out with someone and I kind of like her. She does bring up vampires but Jeremy doesn't remember all that so he just doesn't buy it and calls it folklore. How long is this assignment of his going to last? I know I never put that much effort in any of mine. I wonder what her last name is and had a thought that she might turn out to be a Pierce. He ended up telling her that he was getting over someone so they're just keeping it friendly. She's being home schooled and I have to wonder why. Hey I do a lot of wondering.

Stefan finds Bonnie hoping that he can have her use her witchy powers to see if Elena was okay. She's still a bit freaked over finding out that vampires are real. Well that is a lot to take in and there was the whole being possessed by creepy Emily and then getting snacked on by Damon only to be fed blood by Stefan which saved her. She tries to do it but she can't. She doesn't know what's wrong so she ends up back at Grams to find out what the problem is. The whole thing in the woods has her blocked so Grams has her return to the scene of the crime so to speak.

Bonnie goes to the woods to try to get her mojo working again. Of course being in the woods there's the spook factor already since they can be a spooky place. You never know what might be roaming around in them. She feels like she's being watched and unless I've gone crazy which is entirely possible I think there was someone watching her since that looked like a head at a distance but it was kind of blurry so it could have been something else. Suddenly the ground opens up beneath her and she falls into this underground chamber and there's an upside down pentagram. She can hear something going on behind that wall which is where all the trapped vampires are.

Stefan goes to see Shelia AKA Grams and gives her his hand so she knows who and what he is. She tells him about Bonnie and he goes to find her. She must have been there for a while since it's dark by the time he gets there. He jumps down and tells her to close her eyes and jumps out of the hole. Can I be next Stefan? Shut up you know you were thinking the same thing. He takes her back to Grams and she wants to talk to him. Hello it turns out that they knew each other when she was younger. Am I the only one that wondered if these two ever had a thing? I know I'd be all over him if the chance came my way. Admit it you would too.

Oh Damon you do hang out at a bar. He goes to one and there's Bree a familiar face and it was nice to see Gina on. That last couple times I've seen her were on Bones and Pushing Daisies since she was Emerson's baby mama. She called him Honey Pie which was amusing and these two definitely had a thing twenty years ago. She's a witch and Damon wanted to know if there was another way into the tomb. She made a phone call so I knew she was up to something.

Jenna called Elena and there was some lying. There was also some drinking and pool playing going on. It turns out that Damon likes pickles. So this type of vamp can eat like anyone else just as long as he keeps drinking the blood. And booze helps reduce the craving for blood. She goes outside to talk to Jenna and I think she might have given Lois some competition when it came to being drunk. She ends up getting grabbed and finally Damon notices that she's gone. He goes outside and this is one of those times when that sniffer really helps out although it is creepy if you think about it at any other time.

The other vamp shows up and Elena's fine. She was just being used as bait. I don't think the guy had a name at least not that I can think of but he's Lexie's boyfriend and he's pissed that Damon killed her. It is even possible that he might have seen it or heard someone talking about it. So he pours gas on him and I'm thinking no I don't want him on fire but at the same time I'm wondering about the ring. It protects against the daylight so it is really all that crazy to think it could protect against fire. Sure it is probably unlikely since it isn't the Gem of Amarra but that protected against the daylight along with the other ways to kill a vamp as long as you were wearing the ring so that is a possibility.

Now of course I was wondering if Damon would use compulsion on Elena but I don't think he did. He shows a different side to Elena that Stefan doesn't get to see since he hates Stefan which doesn't really make any sense because he knows that Katherine used compulsion on Stefan while Damon supposedly wasn't compulsed. She convinces the guy to not kill Damon because he's better than Damon and she mentioned that Lexie was a good person too. I totally think that Lexie and Elena could have become friends or does that sound crazy. I really liked her so I hated that she ended up staked although there's always the chance of flashbacks after all they knew each other for a long time. Jumping naked into the fountain sticks in my head for some reason. No idea why. Nope not a clue about why.

So the guy doesn't kill Damon and he tells Elena that he didn't do it for her. The poor guy I feel for him. Damon goes inside since he's no dummy and Bree tells him that she's full of vervain thinking that would stop him from killing her. I do have to wonder why she didn't use magic on him before he ripped her heart out. Once again she gets something ripped out. Damon takes Elena home and she goes to see Damon because she wants to know about Katherine. It looks like Damon doesn't know what Stefan does about the whole resemblance thing. I did wonder why they looked alike but in the books it was never addressed.

Elena goes to Stefan and no there was no crying at all. Nope that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Hello to the mind getting blown again since hello I so didn't expect that to happen. Of course Elena wanted to know why she looked like Katherine and I'm sure everyone did. It turns out that before they met where Elena had just stepped out of the men's room wasn't the first time they'd seen each other. Yeah just like Angel saw Buffy first in LA Stefan first saw Elena on Wickery Bridge. He was out hunting squirrels or something in the woods when he heard the crash.

The car was already in the water and her father wanted Stefan to get Elena out first. And no I wasn't crying not at all. He was able to get her out but he wasn't in time to save her parents. As for the resemblance he did some checking and it turns out that Elena is adopted and that she's really a Pierce as in Katherine Pierce so they are related. It does make me wonder if there are any human Pierces in Mystic Falls. And he told her that she was nothing like Katherine and no I wasn't tearing up not at all.