Princess

I wonder if Gratch will show up. Oh Cara don't worry about it since Xena couldn't cook either so let the boys take care of that since you chop wood so well. While gathering wood and Cara was chopping and the boys were sitting Kahlan gets snatched by a couple of gars. I guess they were trained not to eat people since she was whisked away to Crazy Land where they have this stupid right and wrong bullshit.

The palace is three days away. See this is where Gratch would come in handy or hell even Scarlett since she'd be able to carry the three of them. But since the gars just grabbed Kahlan that it wasn't likely that they'd kill her. Oh Zedd you are wise indeed although I really wish he'd say, "Bags" but I'll overlook it as long as he doesn't get naked again and start talking to his chicken Clara. There is no magic in this kingdom so the agiels and any magic won't work so they decide to take the place of a visiting Princess who is scheduled to visit the Margrave who is looking to find a new wife after all he stuck the old one down in the dungeon and sentenced her to death. I don't like that dude at all.

Cara was just thrilled to find out that she'd be a Princess. There was some eye rolling but damn she looked gorgeous in that dress which is more than I can say for you Zedd. Yep he dressed up as the Duchess. Damn that man is really tall and if you put heels on he's even taller although I'm not really sure about his footwear. It would have been funny if they had a scene where Cara and Richard were helping Zedd get into the dress since I'm thinking it took both of them to do up his corset. But there's the crazy rhyming bit which tickled Cara pink but after a while she did get into it when she could rhyme about violence. I couldn't pull it off since any rhyming I do is strictly accidental.

The Countess was a total bitch who was so jealous of Cara. She even made Cara show her crappy needlepoint. It looked like a big knot or maybe it was a bird. The bitch just wanted to show off since she did a whatever you call it off the Margrave. Well whoop dee freaking do bitch. Who would want to marry that guy with those crazy rules where you can't look a guy in the face and this rhyming crap? I wasn't too crazy about his hair either or his treatment of his actual wife. Come on do you really want to marry a guy that is having his current wife killed just because he got tired of her?

The Sisters are up to no good since they kill this chick and bring back Sister Nicci in her body so that's the explanation for the different look. And she has Richard's power. Dude that wasn't a smart move to give her your magic. I would have thought it would transfer back to him when Zedd killed her but I guess not. The Margrave made a deal that he'd hand over Kahlan if the Keeper would sign a contract with blood that everyone in his kingdom would be free from death when the Keeper killed everyone. What would he do if he won? I would think he'd get all bored with everyone dead.

Oh Richard that hair you really should go get a trim and Zedd turned it blonde. I didn't like it but he was pretending to be Sir Sexalot some dude that has had 1000 conquests. Richard just between you and me I think you're cuter than the guy. So every gal in the palace was hot for Richard. The problem was getting the key which led to Richard having to woo the Margrave's sister a big gal that was into chains. The Countess tattled so the brother busted in although I think she might have crushed him with her boobs of doom if soeone hadn't stepped in. He was sentenced to death but the gal talked her brother into showing mercy so instead he was given the option to marry her so of course he took it.

Zedd caught the eye of Curly Hat Guy. Yep he wanted to marry Zedd. He was quite smitten and even tried kissing Zedd which would have been funny. He was not happy when Nicci and her Sisters came in and revealed the truth about Zedd and Richard. Richard you kind of deserved the slap from the gal since she thought she was getting lucky. But Nicci didn't count on Cara since I'm sure she didn't recognize her after all she was wearing a tiara and was looking very not herself. So there was fighting while the Countess and the Margrave's sister hid under the table. Maybe they end up running away together. She did end up leaving because she just wanted the immortality. I never really understood the appeal of it.

Kahlan took on the guards because they gave her a plate that she turned into a weapon so you go girl. McMeek even helped her but refused to leave at least at first. She finally must have decided how stupid it would be to just sit around waiting for her death but she actually would have been brought back upstairs because the Margrave just wanted to get some. Cara left him tied up so by the time he woke up everyone had already left including Nicci who went out the window since all the other sisters were killed during the fight. I guess she didn't feel like dying twice.

I was wondering if Kahlan would mention what the others were wearing. Yeah Cara's boobage was quite fetching and if it was any lower she wouldn't need her agiels. Those boobs are dangerous. I bet she wouldn't have a problem putting a breast dagger between those two boobs. She then told Richard that if he had his hair looking like that sooner that Darken Rahl would have surrendered to him. And Zedd should be showing a little skin. He had no cleavage at all. I guess Cara more than made up for it. I loved it when she was attempting to dance with Zedd. Ultimately doing it her way caused things to work out and she got in a little hunting too.

I thought the Mord Sith were able to fly or was that just something they could do when Darken Rahl was around? Well I'm sure Cara will be happy to see her agiels again even if she doesn't need them to make a man beg for mercy. I wonder what would happen if she met Callisto. Who would win in a fight? Sure Callisto was all kinds of crazy but she didn't have an agiel. I just hope Richard stops by a barber to get his hair cut or maybe Zedd could do it. I wonder who did his hair? That should have been shown too. Am I the only one that would have liked to see that?

Delicate Things

I guess Batty listened to me because he wasn't wearing that silly outfit again. He was just wearing his normal silly outfit. I have to admit to being impressed that he can just go at it while he's nailing the slave girl. Didn't seem to get all distracted by Boobapalooza at all. Boobs, boobs everywhere and no I'm not talking about Ridge Forrester who I call Boob.

Now where was I? Oh yeah what's his name got rid of Kell or Barky or whatever but his boy toy wasn't a happy camper about that. He thought his beloved Barky just left him in the dust with that enormous ear covering thing on his ear. I guess when you're in debt you can get pretty sneaky so I guess that will be his name McSneakus. But at least the boy toy was having fun at the orgy. I guess it is pretty hard not to have fun at one of those things. Barky really screwed up since he told his boy toy that he didn't kill the kid so McSneakus was able to use it to his advantage because the boy toy said his Barky didn't kill the kid although he did.

Oh Barky was surprised that he was killed. At least Crisco is doing better than him if you consider getting a hot poker shoved into you a good time. Nope he's not dead but I'm sure he might wish he was since I'm guessing no more sword fighting for him. So no more Kell but McSneakus shouldn't be too cocky since Batty might figure out what happened but hell he might be impressed by it and of course Barky had the nerve to want to be free. What a bastard wanting to be free instead of locked up and forced to fight while doing a cute boy toy on the side. The nerve of the guy who did have sex privileges while Six Paxus got none.

No Darken Rahl since he was too busy in the Midlands and not a sign of Boobithia either. Who knows what she's up to. Sura has been found but damn this guy is really tricky with keeping his promises. Oh Six Paxus you are so naive thinking that everything would be just dandy once you got your beloved Sura back. Sure he got his own room which is nice but no wife allowed. What no conjugal visits? He started thinking about ways out of there but come on dude you're not Xena who could have totally escaped quite easily although you aren't too bad with a sword.

He stole a knife from this kid that just might have had a little crush on Six Paxus. Hey who could blame him right? I think Curly might have the hots for him too. But he totally forgot about Mr Whippy who seems to be psychic because he came outside when Sura arrived. Six Pacxus was ready to make his move because he wanted to grab Batty so he could make his escape. Okay this isn't going to end well with Mr Whippy coming. I'll give Curly credit since he did try to stop him but no you don't stop Mr Whippy. I think he likes wielding the whip.

Batty's in the wagon so Six Paxus starts walking to him. Batty isn't saying anything so Six Paxus keeps walking and reaches for the knife. Oops the driver's hands are covered in blood. They were wagonjacked so of course Six Paxus forgets about his plan because he just wants to see his wife. She pops out of the cart all covered in blood. Gee that was awfully convenient that she gets all sliced and diced and the driver seems just fine except for the bloody hands which coudl have been gotten from Sura.

She's still alive but not for long. He hold her and she dies. Damn that just sucks. I can't help but feel for the poor guy. And this goes to show you that you can't trust someone named Batty especially when you're a slave since he is very tricky when it comes to keeping his promises. He said Six Paxus would see his wife again but he didn't say anything about her being alive. That was just cruel Batty. So his plan to escape went up in smoke.

Alternative Things To Throw At The TV

Sometimes I just want to throw the remote at the TV. Of course if I did that it would only break it so that would be bad. So I was thinking maybe I should make a list of things to throw instead of the remote. I'll need to keep the remotes out of reach. There are four of them which could cause a lot of damage and it doesn't take much to break one of those things. Yes I might have broken a remote or two in my day. Okay the one time was an accident involving my knee and well there was the throwing incident but don't mention that after all I don't want anyone coming after me.

1. Socks: Well they wouldn't break anything but I'm not sure if that need to throw would be satisfied by throwing a sock. Also I'm not sure if it would even hit the screen. I might have to practice to see if it would work. Sunday is laundry day so I guess I could use dirty socks. On second thought maybe this isn't a good idea after all.

2. Yarn: Damn I kind of wished I knitted so I could throw a ball of yarn. Of course it wouldn't be good for my hands since I'd be stabbing myself so the yarn would probably be all bloody. I don't actually have any yarn so I'd have to go and buy some which I don't feel like doing. Nope I don't think this will work out after all but who knows knitters might want to try it out. Of course they might flip out at the idea of their yarn balls getting all untangled and unballed.

3. Popcorn: This is a possibility but personally I'd rather eat the popcorn. Nope I don't think that would work either although there's no fear of breaking anything. Of course there would have to be vacuuming with all that popcorn all over the place.

Maybe putting a bowl in front of the TV would help and you could eat it after. Of course if you're alone you could sit down and eat the popcorn with no one the wiser after all it doesn't count if no one can see you do it unless of course someone has your place bugged so check first just to be on the safe side.

4. Toaster: Nope I think that's out because it would break the screen and what kind of moron throws a toaster at a TV anyway?

5. Stuffed Animals: This is a possibility but why should a person be so mean to the poor teddy bear or penguin or whatever the little stuffed fella is. Maybe if the stuffed animal was misbehaving this could be punishment whenever you see Enormo Jackass Scumera on the screen.

6. Underwear: Well I can think of someone I would't mind throwing my dirty underwear at. I suggest that if you do try this to do it if you happen to watch the soaps alone. You could have the hamper next to you and just grab any piece of laundry that happens to be handy at the time. Of course this could lead to a pile of dirty clothes in front of your TV but on the bright side nothing will be broken as a result of your disgust with a certain Scumera or perhaps a certain Brady. Yes Sami I'm directing that at you.

7. Shoes: Well here's a thought just grab all of your shoes and put them by you while watching your soap. If someone annoys you just throw it across the room but don't aim at the TV. You'll at least get a thumping sound when it lands so pretend that is Enormo Jackass Scumera's face.

Well there's the list. I think watching soaps would be more likely to lead to the throwing of the remote but other shows can cause that reaction. Okay I might thank the screen when a shirtless hottie shows up and damn it I'll do a dance and a cheer if Dean Winchester is shirtless this season. It is long overdue for him after all Sam did take his shirt off this season. Someone needs to slip it into Jensen and Jared's contracts.

I don't think food is a good idea because of the mess but socks might be best. Or maybe something soft that won't break the screen. There really should be a slap button on the TV but alas one hasn't been invented. If all else fails go over to the Days website and play Whack A Scumera. Oops I mean Dimera. Yes I think food is probably best eaten after all what is the point of throwing a yummy cookie or cupcake at the TV when you can be enjoying it?

I think the evil white stuff that shouldn't be falling from the sky is going to pay another unwanted visit. Damn I think I'd rather a passing bird shit on me once instead of having that happen. Well I did that one time but it was on my pants and luckily it wasn't much. I thought that was supposed to be good luck. Well I'm still waiting and I think it happened in junior high so I think I'm overdue for some good luck.

I did write a drabble and who knows there might be another drabble lurking inside my head which can be a scary place. I'm doing a little rearranging over there since the soaps section was growing and growing so I'm splitting everything up. Well I'm not doing it right now since I'm right here because there's some funky weirdness going on. I'm not sure if the browsers are to blame or what but I find myself jumping from browser to browser when it goes all never ending swirly which is always so much fun. I should make bets with Herbie on which browser will stop swirling first.

So if you hear someone screaming tomorrow morning that would be me because the evil has struck again. No I am not going to say the S word because I'm hoping it will go elsewhere but I'm not holding my breath. I'd try a Anti S Dance but with my luck it would cause a blizzard. I have two right feet so I'm guessing the dance wouldn't work at all and chances are that I'd end up falling over my feet. That's always all sorts of fun. I'm lucky I've never broken a bone although I have broken stuff but no actual bones. I don't know how I've managed to avoid doing that.

Currently Reading and

Rosemary and Rue: An October Daye Novel

by Laurell K. Hamilton Incubus Dreams First edition

Undead Much

I have to say I liked this book much more. It is always a good sign when I actually respond to the book by saying something or perhaps even doing a little laughing. Come on evil well I just won't spoil that if you haven't read the book. I liked the first one but I liked this one much more.

Things aren't running smoothly for Megan the Zombie Settler. I still don't like that name. They basically talk to the dead who have risen from the grave because they want to get something off their minds before going back to the grave. There are zombies all over and they aren't the typical zombies and hello they seem not so dead. Aren't zombies supposed to be dead? So now Megan's in a heap of trouble and there are secrets so she has no idea what's going on but she does have a couple allies.

Will you able to figure out what's going on? Hey I thought she was? Nope my lips are sealed. If you want a fun read this would fit the bill. And yes it is another series but I've accepted my status as a series slut. Almost every book I've read lately has been a series. I don't know what that's about and yes I'm reading another series actually two. But it was a break from the vampires not that I don't love vampires since I do love them.

Grab Your Cowboy Boots

Many of us wanted to be a cowboy or a cowgirl so maybe you want to live out that dream for by getting Houston Rodeo concert tickets. You can enjoy the rodeo during the day and later on you can enjoy some good music. This would be a great idea for your family or if you happen to love going to the rodeo and happen to be a fan of music. Talk about the best of both worlds. So if you want to spend the day with the family this would be a great way to be together and enjoy yourself.

I'm not sure that I'd go on a mechanical bull let alone the real thing. I'd be terrified so it is quite exciting to see them hanging on for as long as they can before getting thrown. Another cool thing is the wide range of music available so the whole family should be covered since the kids are sure to love Miley while the grownups might be more interested in Bon Jovi. I also like the fact that different genres of music are available for those who aren't big on country music. So get your boots and cowboy hat and plan a really fun day.

Grrrrr!

I just peeked outside and the evil white stuff is falling. I really hate that. No wonder the Weather Pixie took off. I just wish she'd asked me to come with her. That's the empty spot on the sidebar in case you were wondering. I bet she went somewhere warm too the bitch. I hope it is short and goes away quickly but I get the feeling I won't get my wish. Oh where's a shooting star when I need one or Mother Nature's home address so I can go over there and kick her ass.

At least I got one thing written today since so far I have a Buffy drabble. I might see about adding a few ideas over at Moonlight Dwelling so go take a looksie. I'm also close captioning the spoiler videos. Well there's the image you see on the video and I just write something that might amuse or maybe not. For all I know people are out there laughing at how utterly bizarro I am. I'm just not sure if the weather will muck up my mojo and cause me not to write anything else today. Now babbling I can handle at any time apparently as you might have noticed since it was a pretty busy day on that front.

I think I might have killed the garbage disposal. Take it from me it isn't a good idea to send funky bread with a case of freezer burn badness down the garbage disposal. Maybe if I put the water on. It just stopped doing the whirring thing. On the bright side it didn't explode and cause it to rain bread. Luckily there wasn't that much so hopefully it isn't anything too major. I have no clue. I did scoop some of the bread yuckiness out but the thing still didn't work. Maybe a plunger would help but that probably has had its plunger in the toilet which I'm thinking isn't a good idea with a kitchen sink.

Why do the weird things always happen to me? Come on give me a break already. I already cut my finger with a ring yesterday and now I kill the garbage disposal with toxic bread. What's next? And of course I'll never forget the overexcited washing machine that wanted to go into the bedroom. Maybe it was trying to get away from the dryer. The two do fight at times. I guess I should be glad that I didn't spill the soup on me since that is never very fun. I don't recommend that at all. One time I got some on my sock. Don't ask me how since I'm just really skilled. I bet you're jealous that I was able to pull off such a feat.

Currently Reading: and 

Rosemary and Rue: An October Daye Novel Incubus Dreams (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, Book 12)

Postcards

Maybe I'm just an oddball but I happen to like snail mail as opposed to email. Sure it is a necessary evil and handy but taht doesn't mean I won't sent out letters or even a postcard. One thing I really don't think I'd ever do would be to send out evites. I just find them kind of impersonal so if there was ever an occasion I think I'd go with a postcard option like you can find at save the date postcards. Sending out postcards would be a great way to share with your loved ones your special day.

Also if you want to save some money going the postcard route would be a way to send out wedding invitations without the huge price tag. I kind of find it silly to spend so much money on things like invitations and dresses when you can cut corners and save money. You're only going to wear the dress once so you don't need to spend tons of money on it and an invitation is likely going to get trashed by your guests so it is silly to spend a lot of money on it. Sure you might want to include one in your wedding album but that's only one. It would be an option if you're more casual about things since we all have different tastes. Also you could use postcards for party invitations or maybe for a baby shower.

The Desert Test

You Are Thoughtful and Happy

You have an optimistic outlook. When troubles come your way, you try to see how you will grow and learn from them. You feel like you can't depend on anyone but yourself in this world. You feel quite alone sometimes. You feel exhausted about your past and those you have loved. It's been a long, hard road. You succeed by pacing yourself. You realize that all that matters is the long run, and you aim to persevere.

The Desert Test

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

Oh the irony of this. I'm happy. If this is what happy feels like I'd really hate to be unhappy since frankly things suck right now. Imagine the horrors if I wasn't happy like this test reveals me to be. Somehow I think the results are just a bit off. Just a tiny bit.

Freebies

Now I'll admit that there's one F word I really enjoy hearing which would be free. We all enjoy getting things for free. Since so many of us have either blogs or websites we want to put content on them that will attract the interest of people and bring them back. So I think it is great that I can go to a place like Article Alley to find something that I can share on my blog or website. The option of sharing an article is great if it happens to be a day when I just don't feel like doing a blog post. It would allow me to post without having to try to figure out what to blog about on that day.

There are also the fun things to put on your website like a fortune teller and things like that. I'm just glad that I've mastered the art of copying and paste because it was a real pain in the neck having to jump from window to window so I could type all of the code up. Yes I actually did that before I knew hot make it a lot easier on me. Sure it would have been nice if someone clued me in but I finally found a place where they explained how to do it so that even I could figure it out. That was quite an accomplishment that day when I was able to first copy and paste the code without doing any typing.

Now if only freebies would branch out into other areas. Sure once in a while I'll get a coupon for something free like the bagel poppers but I thought it was too overwhelmed by chocolate. Now that's saying something because I happen to love chocolate but it was just too much. It was dipped in chocolate so it was all gooey and not very tasty. So I didn't use that coupon even though I had one to get a free I guess you'd call it cup since they were in a cup unless it was a special size after all it was free. So it would be nice to get free stuff more often so I keep my eyes peeled just in case I come across some handy freebies.

What Superheroine Am I?

You Are Catwoman

"Life's a bitch. Now so am I."

What Superheroine Are You?

Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone

Well I do like the color black which reminds me I need to get some black nail polish. I'm not sure about the cat suit. That could be a total disaster. I think that would go in the category of things that shouldn't be worn. And I'm sure there's some chaffing issues that I wouldn't be too thrilled about either.

Pens

I happen to like using a pen. I've always preferred them to pencils. I'm not sure if it is because I'm left handed why I seem to have problems when it comes to pens but some pens work better than others. It would be pretty cool to have personalized pens. That is something I'd consider but I'm not sure what I'd want them to say. Of course the obvious choice would be my name but I've never been a huge fan of my name. I guess I could go with my initials which actually spell out a word.

If I feel like showing off I could go with the name of my blog but that seems to be something a person would want to do if they had a business. I don't have one so any pens I'd buy would be for me. I guess I could go with some quote I really like that might help inspire me if I get into a writing mood. I do wonder if I'm the only one that actually thinks this much about pens. I think certain pens work better because I'm writing with the other hand so I guess I write into the paper instead of away from the paper as a right hander would do. I'm not even sure if that makes any sense but there is a difference when I try writing with my right hand aside from it being so slow and pretty messy but still readable.

Am I Walmart Or Target?

You Are Target

Like Walmart shoppers, you know how to stretch a dollar when you need to... but you're not exactly stingy. You shop to have fun, and you can't help but be drawn in by all the whimsical things you find at Target. Between red cards, gourmet food, and funky home decorations, you're totally hooked. Plus, you can't help but notice that everyone seems a little happier at Target. You think it's worth a few extra bucks to shop there.

Are You Walmart or Target?

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

Well that's handy since Target is actually closer to me. And Walmart doesn't have the cute and tasty little chocolate chip scones that Target does. I'm not sure about the gourmet food since I'm pretty picky about food and I seem to be a chickenaholic. No I refuse to go to a group about that so I'm just going to enjoy my chicken.

Finding A Webhost

So many people today have websites but it can be hard looking for a place to have your website. There are so many options out there that it can be pretty overwhelming. You might want to check out a place budget host to help you in your quest to find a place. Sure the first thought that comes to mind would be to go to a search engine which is fine but I have to admit that I'm not that great at finding exactly what I want using them.

Of course you should know what kind of website you're going to create before looking for hosting options along with a name. I know I've spent lots of time just searching for a place to fit my needs. For some of us we just want to share our love of something or perhaps we want to show off our writing even if there might be a comma phobia. The places are out there but it can be tricky to find them. Once you do find them you can get to the fun part where you bring a website to life that other people visit and actually come back to. It is really helpful when you can find out about places in one location so you don't have to spend so much time searching.

Started With A Cut

Well it was a great start to the day with me ending up with a ring cut. No it wasn't paper it was a ring. On the bright side it could be used as a weapon since that really hurt. The thumb is a delicate finger and there was blood too. So it was good that a vampire wasn't around to snack on me although any self respecting vampire would be in bed in the morning. That was just so very fun. I already have had enough with the cuts.

On the bright side that Gold Bond seems to be helping with the hands. Yes that really bad spontaneous cut has healed and no more ouchy so at least there isn't double ouchy because the cut thumb does hurt. I think it heard me or sensed that I was talking about it so it decided to show me that it was hurting. Did that even make any sense? Who knows maybe I lost too much blood. I didn't really but since there's less oxygen maybe less blood loss can affect someone. I am feeling a little dizzy right now but I think that's a headache stopping in for an unscheduled visit.

Well I did end up making a decision about the soap posts so I thought I'd mention it here in case someone actually reads this and who knows actually read the soap posts. I'm no longer doing them but I'm sort of doing them. Have I confused you yet? I'm doing them through Triond. The username is soapgirl but I don't think I'll be doing all five soaps since that's just insane. At least this way I might get a little money and by little I mean little as in cents. So go over there and check it out.

I'm not sure if that one post was a fluke but they will likely be up the following day instead of the day of because they have to get approved first. At least this way I might get a little something for it since I certainly won't get any comments. I just have to face facts that comments and me don't mix. I'm just uncommentable although I've never been able to figure out exactly why that is. It is a mystery that will remain that way. I spell check so maybe that's the problem and do daily posts so maybe that's actually a bad thing along with the whole speaking in words thing.

Since I'm not sure about how the ads will look at Moonlight Dwelling when the premium is over I might end up moving over to Weebly. I might little by little move things over although I'm just going to have the one website. The location is at Moonlight Dwelling after all that's where the domain is at least for a little while. Somehow I don't think I'll be able to pull off getting it reefay gaingay. But the ads will be back which means it could muck up the place. It depends on where there are located but I just can't do it again since it costs too much and most of the stuff included in that package is totally useless to me.

And I do have the unlimited pages taken care of since I have enough credits. So the big mystery would be the evil ads rearing up again. It wouldn't be so bad if they had something to do with the website but come on how often does that happen? Also it is pretty schizo so it would probably end up getting confused. I did post another drabble and I should do that haiku I've been meaning to do but never got around to doing. Also there's the whole part where I'm not sure how much room you get at Weebly. At Webs I have 1GB. Now I'm not sure how much that is because I'm a technotard but I'm going with a lot.

I have used 56.5 MB so I'm going with the theory that I have tons of space left. I'm just guessing about that but I'm sure I'm right. I'll just have to wait and see and in the meantime move over stuff here and there just in case after all it doesn't hurt to have a backup plan right? At least I'm doing a little writing since I really haven't been doing any lately. I've just been babbling and driving myself insane doing soap posts that no one could be bothered to respond to which leads to one pissed off girl hence the decision I made.

Currently Reading:

Cerulean Sins

So continues the quest to finally read this whole series despite what people say about it after all my opinion is the one that matters most when it comes to reading a book. I do have to wonder what Belle Morte would think of Sookie Stackhouse. Do I smell a plot bunny? You'll just have to check out my website to see if I did or maybe someone farted.

It really is rude to come when you're uninvited. Belle sends one of her minions to see Jean-Claude and the gang ahead of schedule so there's more trouble for Anita. See girl you really should have taken out Jean-Claude before things got so out of control. Of course there's the little problem of being tied to two men and attracting the interest of this chick who is screwing with her from afar. Imagine how worse it would be and of course there's the arduer to deal with. Oh my having to deal with that must really suck but hey at least she has plenty of hot guys around even if some of them are dead.

by Laurell K. Hamilton Cerulean Sins

Lovely

Well if you're going to go gay for someone I'd have to say Robin's a good choice. I hope she sticks around. Oh what a little perv Parker is but I guess you can't blame him for sneaking a peek. I'm just glad there's no window in the basement not that anyone would want to peek unless they want to be scarred for life. He even offered her money to have sex with him. Am I the only one wondering how much?

Robin come help with my back since I could use her back magic. Poor Mike keeps needing someone to help with his back but that Monk move just sent Susan over the edge since it did look pretty bad although it was completely innocent. If anyone had anything to worry about it would be Mike being worried about Susan instead of the other way around. It's just a good thing MJ wasn't around when Robin was walking on Daddy's back.

Lynette got all judgey but ended up apologizing after all Robin didn't do anything wrong. Oops looks like someone else forgot to close the curtains since Tom and Lynette were going at it with the lights on. Hell Tom wasn't even sure he'd get any after he put his foot in his mouth basically calling her a hooker with the antique ring for their anniversary as a payment. But they did it when she told him that she wanted to do him because he brought her a light bulb because the light was out in her building. Now that's the Tom we all know and love. And I really doubt that Parker's buddies are getting any since he looks better than the others.

After overhearing Angie and Nick while eating cookies Gabby wanted to get Ana away so she set things up with an old photographer buddy. It also helped that Robin had a story about her almost becoming a model so she told Ana the story which sent Ana packing. What they don't know is that after Robin found out that she'd been used she went to Danny and told him what happened so now he's gone. Well he's not the criminal since it was actually Angie that's the criminal. But there's the whole part where he's the one that very likely strangled Julie.

Oh Bree you get credit for trying but I think you should leave the stripping to the professionals. Maybe you could take a class or get that DVD to help you out. She thought she'd try to spice things up after all Orson's not dead. She tried to be all sexy and undress but instead she ended up getting her hair caught in her sweater. When Orson went to help her he ran over her foot and next she fell. She ended up sitting on his lap. Well she did teach Robin how to make a cake. I would have liked to see that.

She decides to move out of Susan and Mike's place and goes to Katherine's. Of all the neighbors why the one I've always hated? Maybe I'll soften after all I do tend to enjoy the crazies like Dru who is all kinds of crazy. They end up going out for a girls night and this guy invites them over to have drinks. Katherine wants to go so they go over but the guys are more interested in Robin. She ends up kissing Katherine and tells them what a mistake they're making. Well she isn't wrong since it is the character I never liked and not the actual actress.

Later at home Robin admits that she's a lesbian. Well this should be interesting. She certainly seemed to enjoy the view when she was checking out Robin and even Karen was all welcoming to Robin even though Roy at first kept saying hello because he wanted her to know that he meant it. She then revealed that back in the day she modeled foundation garments which must be old people speak for bras. Oh you wild one Karen. I bet she was quite the party girl back in the day.

Shadow Games

When you're a gladiator you need to practice after all you're running around nearly naked all the time so it wouldn't do to have you get flabby so you can't be all glistening and magnificent for Boobthia to drool over. Hey Mr Whippy didn't have his whip this time around and he was shirtless. I guess he earned the right to wear clothes and I think he might have had a cold since that sort of looked like a scarf.

Oh my I think the Gods were laughing at Batty while he was trying to command that it rain. He was outside doing the outstretched arms thing. Maybe he should have changed his outfit before doing it so he'd be taken more seriously. He just looked silly. I think he might have been auditioning to be a jester or something. At least he was wearing pants at least I think they were pants. So there was no danger of him flashing something I really didn't want to see.

So there's this Primus thing which is just a fight with some raging psycho. Wow Kell or whatever the hell your name is I didn't think you had it in you. Aw how sweet he kissed his boy before going somewhere. Did I miss him fighting? Maybe I wandered off while he was fighting. Crisco and Six Paxus were set to fight Demonus Zombie Guy who happened to be the one that gave Whippy his scars and probably earned him his clothing after all the dude did survive. Damn he was really ugly and those eyes. Shit I'd be running the other way. No wonder they wanted two men fighting him.

Boobitha came back because she enjoys looking at Crisco along with groping him. She also wanted to help her pal Luc out by taking her to see a Witch Doctor or whatever so she can get knocked up. She ends up with a penis candle. Everyone really should have one so of course she has to get some sex. Um sweetie getting down there isn't going to get you pregnant. It turns out that Crisco just wasn't in the mood for getting sucked off so it was the excuse of I'm going to be fighting a raging psycho tomorrow but that didn't stop him from having a good time with what's her name the slave girl he's got the hots for. It's a good thing she didn't see that.

Things were all wonky with the sound but Kell ended up killing some dude in front of his kid and Batty told the guy to take care of the kid. I didn't like the sounds of that because come on a few things do spring to mind that aren't very pleasant. So I guess that's what he was off doing while Crisco and Six Paxus had their little chat all naked. There was also some rolling around because Crisco had the nerve to bring up his wife. Sorry dude but you're just jealous of Six Paxus who has a wife while you don't. And for all you know you're just a fun time with slave girl before she gets bored with you.

Now that dude has to be the ugliest guy ever. His eyes were like dried blood and he looked dead so that's why he's Demonus Zombie Guy. He nearly had his head cut off like Nearly Headless Nick in Harry Potter but unlike him this guy actually survived which I'm going to guess just doesn't happen every day. So I'm thinking they sewed it back on until it healed. I wouldn't want to be standing next to him since I'm sure he smells as bad as he looks. Crisco didn't get the part where there's no I in team so he did his thing while they were fighting Demonus.

Well Crisco ends up out of commission but he does end up helping while Six Paxus keeps fighting on after all he wants his beloved Sura back which really motivates him. This dude was so ugly even the sun was scared of him but when the clouds allowed the sun to take a peek Crisco grabbed the helmet and used the sunlight to blind the guy. Hell he even ran the guy through which really should have ended the guy. The two thought they killed him but nope he got back up and Six Paxus finished him off while Crisco kept his guts inside him while each of the gals were thinking he's totally looking at me.

Yeah this guy wasn't easy to kill since even stabbing him all the way through with a sword didn't take him down. Nope Six Paxus had to cut the guy's head off and the bastard was still standing. Six Paxus had to bring the fucker down by kicking him before the guy finally realized he was dead. After that happened it started raining. And no I don't think it was because of you Batty. Now Luc doesn't have to worry about water and that guy who is totally hot for her whose name I don't know so I'll call him Pervus.

Aren't Dryers Supposed To Dry?

I blame Frank and the weather for not realizing sooner that the dryer was taking a really long time to dry. I checked it and the thing was cold. What the hell? It turns out that there are other settings that if you ask me are rather stupid? Who in the hell wants to put something in a dryer to fluff it? They finally got dryer when the setting was switched back to normal.

At least Frank and Carol weren't acting up today although I guess I could say Carol was being all wonky being in a non drying kind of mood. That's just weird. If I'm going to use a dryer I want my clothes to dry not fluff or whatever. What exactly would you put in the dryer to fluff anyway? Maybe your pillow if it starts getting all flat? Or maybe the blankets so they are all fluffy and soft? Maybe I could put my head in the dryer to see if it will fluff my brain or maybe my hair.

I don't like the looks of things out there. It looks like hell and I'm just not in the mood for more of that shit to come down from the sky. Mother Nature stop it already? And it doesn't help that I have freezer burn bread. Well that just proves that freezing bread is a bad idea. I had some yesterday and it was just horrible. I made a sandwich and barf the thing was disgusting. I had hoped to go out for a loaf but no such luck.

I could really use some magic fingers right about now. I did look it up one time and you can buy some. I'm just not sure how you attach it to your bed. And would you have to feed the thing quarters? That could get very nerve wracking if I didn't have a quarter and wanted to have some magic finger action. Okay that sounds a bit dirty but it kind of sounds good because my back is bugging me.

Still on the fence about what to do about the website sitch. What do you think? Is anyone out there? I don't think it is a good idea to have two websites so I think I'd rather just have the one but the location is what I'm thinking about. I have the unlimited pages sitch all figured out because I won't be renewing premium since I can't swing it but I'm not sure where the ads will end up which isn't an issue at the other places.

So if you'd like to help a girl out go to both locations and come back here or comment at either place giving me your thoughts about the matter. So visit both locations. I'd really appreciate hearing something from someone.


Moonlight Dwelling or Soap Girl

And if you want something that might be amusing and something that's short you can check out Random Girl which is where I'm giving my opinion about book covers.

Currently Reading:

Hunger

Whoops Cara you totally missed that guy. So some chick finds Richard because her husband along with others in their village have been taken. Of course there's fighting when they find the bad guys and Cara ends up getting killed. Slit throat doesn't sound very fun so she ends up in the Underworld with Darken Rahl the only one that gets to wear clothes down there. I hope I don't have to go down there since that sounds terrifying.

She asks him to make her a baneling. She comes back but of course she doesn't tell anyone about it. Well she did end up getting lucky because she was able to kill the guy that was selling people for banelings so they'd have their death a day requirement fulfilled which is just twisted but when money's involved people can get pretty twisted. Somehow I don't think Salmoneus would be taking advantage of this opportunity. Sure he was out for money but not like this. And it is good that Cara was able to run off to kill the guy and get back by the morning looking fresh as a daisy because Zedd noticed she wasn't looking too good which is pretty hard considering she's gorgeous.

Thadicus is back and he goes to Sebastian so hooray Ted is on. He finds Shadow Water which he wants to sell. It is all glowy and mystical looking. He becomes partners with Sebastian so they can sell it. It turns out that this is the cure to being a baneling. Sebastian being greedy decides to water it down which means it loses its effectiveness. Yeah that was one pissed off D'Haran. They find out about the Shadow Water that's being sold so they head over to Sebastian's show where his little brother is too.

But there's a bit of a problem Cara has to kill and while she got lucky finding that bunch of D'Harans there is no one around but Richard and the others. She does pull Thadicus aside under the guise of gathering firewood and does almost kill him but she changes her mind. So they find out but it is too late for her because the day is ending and there's no one to kill. Thadicus ends up throwing himself on her blade so she can live because he was feeling all worthless and wanted to do something worthwhile. He had promised to pass out the water to banelings to cure them.

Since Cara's a baneling she can't give him the breath of life so Richard and Cara run to the place where the water is but Thadicus is dead which means he's at Darken Rahl's mercy. He tried to get the deal but Darken Rahl isn't stupid. He tortures the location of the water out of him and ends up doing that green flamey thing that causes the water to dry up. Luckily Richard was able to get some of the water so Cara was cured and unbanelinged. She gave the breath of life to Thadicus so he was saved. Richard's Great Uncle right? She even thanked everyone for helping her. You better watch it Cara or I might think you're going soft but she didn't hug Thadicus but did shake his hand.

Of course Thadicus decided to team up with Sebastian again this time selling the soil around the spring where the Shadow Water used to be. Oh that would make Salmoneus very proud. I'm not so sure about that mud regrowing the guy's hair. Who knows maybe that was the first Rogaine after all it was Xena that invented bungee jumping. Somehow I don't think this is the last we've seen of these two at least I hope it isn't.

You Are So Undead To Me

Another series since I seem to be a series slut. It just happens. I find a book and voila it turns out to be a series. But no vampires this time since this would be zombies. Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler. Am I the only one that kind of finds that to be an odd name? Sure calling her a Zombie Slayer wouldn't make sense since there's no actually slaying of zombies.

Megan nearly died when she was ten and now five years later she is called back into service. A Zombie Settler puts people who have unfinished business that causes them to rise from their graves. Damn that would suck to open the door and find some dead person there waiting for you to take down their info. She just wants a normal life but she can't seem to escape her fate. And there seems to be someone out to get her.

I liked the book and sure I'm amused by the cover but to find out what I think about that you'll just have to go to my book cover blog that you can find here. I already have the next book waiting to be read. It is going to be tricky since I'm in the midst of reading a couple of other series so I might not jump to it right away but I think I'll get to it pretty soon. I really need to pay a trip to the library that didn't break up with me. Don't even get me started on that stupid place. I already did a rant on that earlier this week if you really want to read it go ahead.

You Are So Undead to Me (Megan Berry, Book 1)

Just Go Away Right Now Please!

Yes once again the evil white stuff starts falling out of the sky and in case you haven't caught on I don't like it one bit. So I ended up at the fun grocery store a day early. Crap I was putting the cart in the return thingie when the stuff started falling out of the sky. Come on little penguins sing away this stuff. Make it go to you instead since I want no part of it.

At least I was able to get my chicken. They are redoing the place which was all sorts of fun and damn there were a lot of people around. That includes dumb people. I guess even they need to eat. Here's a tip don't just stand there since some people know what they're doing. They even passed out a flyer that told you where everything was moved to. Isn't that just so very exciting? It was like a scavenger hunt to find the Tyson Chicken which I did find on aisle 21.

And the excitement just continued because I had to keep on eye on Shorty because last week someone forgot to bag the hot chocolate. It was just a good thing I had a few packets left. Yes I'm enjoying the hot chocolate after all it is unnaturally cold out there. No wonder the penguin is wearing a scarf and looking scared that I might put him on fearful that I might force him to go outside. I really should get another scarf since there was some clashage when I went out with that scarf again. At least the colors sort of matched but stripes and a Winnie The Pooh shirt with a thermal Tinkerbell shirt underneath just sounds silly doesn't it?

Crap I seem to have misplaced that hair color I was going to use. I think I know where it is but I hate when I misplace things. At least the penguin curse has been lifted since the little guy is still very much around. And I did even better than that ad that keeps showing up because I got the little guy for about five bucks and this one from Overstock I think is $21.99 so I really should have a tiara or something although they might take it away when I lose things. Speaking of lost things I need to search for that earring. I know the general area of where it fell but I think it fell into that wormhole that's downstairs. Those things have to go somewhere and they usually aren't seen again.

Don't forget I have that weird book cover blog where there are short posts. Imagine that me doing short posts. Who knows they might be amusing or maybe they're just sad after all I have that comma phobia I haven't overcome. If you want to take a peek check it out here. And if you enjoy the soaps you might want to go here which is where you'll find babbling although I'm not sure how long I'll be doing that since no one bothers to say anything. I've made it impossible to not post a comment over there but so far no such luck although it hasn't been that long since I have to move because of the suckage that is Today.com.

Well I'm off to do one final soap post for the evening and then I'm calling it a night. I'll be reading and hopefully I'll get some sleep. No idea what I've been dreaming but I'm pretty sure last night was odd. Gee what a shocker me having an odd dream. I'm just glad the giant cockroach with the Afro didn't come back for another visit in my head.

Currently Reading:

Outside The City

Living in the country sounds very appealing. I'm sure everyone has had that annoying neighbor that just drives you nuts. Sadly the broom to the ceiling only leads to a dent instead of the result you want where the person stops being so loud. Yes it sounds really nice being somewhere that doesn't have the sounds of everyday life in the city. It is very tempting since I have insomnia which makes it pretty hard to fall asleep. So moving out to the country sounds good but there's the problem of getting internet access.

But one problem with living away from the city would have having access to the internet. Now that's pretty much essential since the internet allows us to do some many things. Some of us need it for work. Somewhere quiet does have appeal if you're a writer but you'd be lost without satellite internet. Here you can get the internet while enjoying the peace and quiet in the country. Find out more about it. They have a section called common questions which would be a good place to go since chances are someone asked the question that springs to mind before you thought of it.

The Butterfly Test

You Are Whimsical Yet Elegant

You definitely have your own personal style, and you're one of the few people who can pull of "quirky" without being weird. You are uniquely chic, and others admire your taste. You always seem to know what's going to be in fashion next. You are creative and even a bit zany. You are willing to take risks, and your risks always seem to work out. You have a keen sense of intuition. You seem to always know how much you can push boundaries and limits.

The Butterfly Test

Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone

I'm not sure about this. Me not weird? Quirky? Isn't that just a nice way of saying weird? I can pull off weird. I'm not sure about the zany part. Oh yes I'm quite the risk taker willing to speak up which leads to the dumbass library breaking up with me. Oh yes I'm really special all right.

Buying Gold

This might be the time to buy gold bullion. It couldn't hurt to find out more. This could be a way to protect your savings. You can find out how to invest. They also have information about collecting coins. Maybe you'd like to start a collection or maybe start collecting with your child. There's a lot of information over here that should be very helpful to you. The FAQs page is always a good place to start since other people have probably asked the question that comes to mind before you. Learn about how this work after all knowledge is power.

Not Again!

It isn't looking good on the weather front. The evil white stuff might be paying another visit tomorrow which just sucks. Just go away already and bug someone that wants you want around because I certainly don't. So don't be surprised if there's some grumbling in tomorrow's blog post. You have been warned.

I did hopefully make things easier at Soap Girl. That bar thing is pretty cool because it allowed me to put links to various parts of the website right there so it travels. So there's no need for me to go all button crazy putting one on every single page. I've been wondering if I should combine the two again and possibly move everything from Moonlight Dwelling over there. I seem to spend more time over there but that could be because of the soap posts. What do you think? Anyone out there?

And yes I continue to do the cover posts over at Random Girl so check that out if the posts over here are just too long for you. Yes I am actually capable of doing short posts as hard as that may be to believe since I do get pretty babbley most of the time. There seem to be a lot of snoring posts over there for some bizarre reason and I never show up as the newly posted either. Maybe I'm on the wrong time zone or maybe it doesn't show you your post.

Hopefully tonight I'll get some writing done. I really haven't been writing much lately. Sure I've been babbling about the soaps but is that really considered writing? I did jot down a few ideas so I'm hoping to get something posted over at Moonlight Dwelling or maybe I'll see how it would look if I did combine the two websites back into one at the new location. I just can't pull off another year of no ads for forty-nine bucks. The other place is pretty good because there aren't any ads which is something you don't see since you usually have to put up with something.

And what's up with LiveJournal lately? I only keep my username over there for my Dean porn but lately there have been commercials which is odd. I really don't like it when websites talk to me or blast out music especially when I'm not expected it. It certainly isn't good to be sitting there at night checking on something only to have something come blaring out because I forgot to turn down the volumes. Yes I said volumes because there are two volume thingies since turning one down doesn't always make the thing shut up.

What Is My Mardi Gras Name?

Your Mardi Gras Name is Ernestine Dolucila

Allons!

What's Your Mardi Gras Name?

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

I'll mark this under my file of useless information. I don't think I'll be using this name. Who knows maybe I'll need to use a fake name and the only name I'll be able to think of would be this one although I really doubt it. This isn't really a name I would just pluck out of the air.

Dark Chocolate

Dark Chocolate

What's My Modern French Name?

Your Modern French Name is Jade Manon

Zut alors!

What's Your Modern French Name?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

Well that's good to know. I'll use it if I ever make it to France. I even know how to say my name is in French but don't ask me to spell it since I'm a bit shaky on that part. I think there's a j in the first part.

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Farewell!

Well I'd be babbling about my haul from the library but not today since the library broke up with me but at least I have that other one to go to. See always have one on the side just in case you have the misfortune to get stuck with the worst library ever. For all I know people here are just used to a crappy library but I have standards and they don't live up to mine at all. So I'm not upset about it at all and find it amusing. Well if the truth hurts don't blame me and consider getting your head out of your ass and try to make it a decent library.

Since I wasn't commanded to return all the books I do have books out still. I'll just gradually turn them in. Well it is a really bad sign when you absolutely hate a place and yes I do apply that to an actual library. For all I know the Long Beach libraries went down the toilet since I was forced to move to Hellsville but somehow I doubt they stopped shelving books. So I'd spend as little time in there as possible and because I had the audacity of speaking up and it wasn't like I was swearing at them since I did manage to avoid that they broke up with me. I have no desire to go to that place and talk to that bitch. So I wash my hands of them.

Of course this makes me wonder if they have a list of posters like they have at the post office revealing the people that shouldn't be allowed to go to the library. This other place isn't connected to any other place and since I've never had an issue with them I'm going to use them instead. This does mean that I'll be going less but that really doesn't matter since the important thing is getting my book fix. That doesn't mean I'll stop Inside My Backpack because I'll just probably make it a once a month thing instead of weekly.

I wonder if I'm the only one that's found themselves in this kind of sitch. It can't happen too often or maybe it does. I think it is better this way because a library is supposed to be a place where you go and feel comfy about staying there for a while. Wandering down the aisles should be done leisurely instead of in a hurry because I want to get the hell out of the place. Hopefully I'll get over there soon and I do think they have the latest Anita Blake book. But I still have six books I think to read before I get to that one.

At least an alarm didn't go off when I went inside the place. Well when it is damn ass cold out I'm not going to stand outside to put the books in the slot. So I walked right in and no one ran over to me telling me to get the hell out. Too bad there isn't a rating system for libraries because I'd give this place a low rating. The only thing I can say about them that is positive is the Prospector thing which allows you to get books from other libraries in the state but I think the other place does that too. How ironic would it be if I was able to get places from the evil library through the other library? Somehow I doubt I'll do that because they have a paperback phobia over there. I just don't understand that along with their need to pick on me for their incompetence.

But on the plus side it is official that Supernatural and The Vampire Diaries are coming back next season. Well that helps make up for the network cancelling Angel. So at least there's some good news today. Now if only someone would slip in a clause about the guys getting shirtless more. I just hope that Ian and Paul don't develop shirtoffaphobia that Jensen and Jared have. Come on when you're that pretty you really need to show off the goods. Like you weren't thinking the same thing yourself. Come on admit it.

Currently Reading

Narcissus In Chains

Yes I've read the book that has turned some people off the series but since I'm the one doing the reading I determine that for myself. Actually I had read this before not long after it came out. It was only because of lack of paperbacks at the library that resulted in my not reading it sooner and of course not being able to get the books until recently. I do wonder why people bother to read a series and bitch about it if they no longer like it. There are plenty of other authors out there to read. Oops there is a Passions moment which you won't get unless you actually watched Passions.

See Anita I warned you about Jean-Claude being trouble. Anita is back and she's dealing with the marks being married. So pops up the ardeur which makes a kind of sense after all the word incubus was already mentinoed before so it isn't so out there that she ends up needing to feed after all no one has ever joined with a necromancer and werewolf before like Jean-Claude has. Also there are new characters like Micah introduced in this book. Yes he gets one hell of an intro and yes there is sex in the book but hell it's not like all the others before were exactly strangers to sex. Also there's the whole will she or won't she turn furry thing.

So yes I will continue to read the books as you can see by me mentioning that I'm already reading the next in the series. Sure it might not be to everyones liking but that's why there are tons of authors out there. I just find it a bit silly to continue to read the books and bitch about them. I didn't devour every Anne Rice book after she went crazy and started writing religious books and I plan on going back to read that vampire book since she's uncrazy now and back to that. Besides with authors you tend to like one series more than another or is that just me? I did give my brief thoughts about the covers that you can find here. Just click on Anita Blake or just scroll down. There aren't that many posts over there yet.

Narcissus in Chains (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, Book 10)

Currently Reading: Yes I'm still reading the series.

Torn

Richard and the others come across two guys that had been hung or hanged since they are both correct at least according to Giles. There's a symbol that's supposed to be the Mother Confessor's along with some High Regent bullshit since someone decided to give himself a fancy sounding title. I guess Prince Fyren just wanted to sit in the big chair. A wizard named Silas steals an amulet that allows him to find Kahlan but he ends up getting shot before he ends up with Kahlan and the others.

It's a good thing there was another wizard around with poor Silas dead. Zedd took Kahlan with the amulet but while he was chanting she was wishing she didn't have to go after all they had been planning to go to the falls. Whoops just like Xander got split into two with the creepy stick thing the amulet broke which resulted in Kahlan being split in two so part of her went with Zedd while part stayed behind.

With the Confessor no longer a part of her the Kahlan with Richard was actually able to be with Richard. I wonder if they'll figure out how they can be together since he is protected in the book by his love for her but it doesn't seem to be the case here. So yes there was hot double Kahlan sex having. I did enjoy shirtless Richard since I'm not going to miss out on a very pretty view.

Mother Confessor Kahlan confessed the Prince and decided to take him as a mate. Zedd knew something was off because she refused to let that poor guy whose hand had been chopped off to be fixed by Zedd. That is harsh chopping the hand off when you steal some grain and Zedd was right if the guy had two hands he could have worked off the debt. When he was talking to that wizard whose name I don't know he turned out to be confessed and took Zedd's concern the wrong way since he thought Zedd was trying to hurt Kahlan when he really wasn't. Come on the guy loves her so he doesn't want to hurt her since she's like family. He just knew something was wrong so he gets sentenced to death.

Meanwhile back with the other Kahlan they enjoy a little basking but Richard gets up. He's talking to Cara who takes a leaf out of his hair. He said they were going for a walk. That was one hell of a walk. Kahlan sees that and flips out. She's all crazy. Richard starts suspecting that something is wrong so they go to Aydindril. It was a good thing they found those guys who were going after a couple that just kissed which is a big no no so that Prince is a total party pooper. They were able to get to Aydindril very fast this way. They arrive to find the Mother Confessor announcing that Zedd was going to be killed.

Richard goes to Mother Confessor Kahlan and asks her if he can see Zedd. They talk and figure out what's going on but Zedd needs his hands. Mother Confessor Kahlan isn't too friendly and doesn't care about the other half of her and the other half just wants to get it on with Richard and have a family. Well I can't blame her after all this is her chance to have the man she loves but she's only half a person. She even offered to let him have Cara. I don't think she liked being passed over to Richard like that and she said she'd love her like a sister. Oh really and what kind of sister would that be a Mord Sith type of sister?

Hello to the freaky when Kahlan confesses the other her. But Cara gets out her agiel and stops her. So the spell is undone when Zedd puts the amulet back together. But first both Kahlans had to be checked to see if they were pregnant but they weren't. Well isn't that a kick in the pants Kahlan finally gets some twice over and she doesn't get to remember it not even with Richard but he remembers. So the council is restored so Kahlan can stay with Richard. Well that isn't a shocker after all that big chair doesn't look all that comfy to me and that Prince guy was like a cheap knockoff of Ares. Yeah I had an Ares second when he was first shown but he was no Kevin Smith.

The Thing In The Pit

Raise your hand if you know what the thing in the pit is? I do because I'm going with the dude that sliced off poor Fug's face and decided to wear it like he was Leatherface. It's just a good thing they didn't have chainsaws back then. Well it does keep the face dry from all that blood spilling. Damn there's a lot of people there that need to take a bath. And hello nice strap on Missie.

So Batty ends up putting Six Paxus in the pits to get some money since he's in debt. I'm not sure what he's spending the money on but I think he really should look into GA. That's Gamblers Anonymous right? I suck with those stupid acronyms and text speak since I actually speak in words or things that appear to be words but might not be. I think I wasn't paying attention when they struck a deal that Six Paxus would die like a good boy to save his wife Sura who is who knows where and being forced to do who knows what.

Fancy Hairdo Guy decides to take out Batty. Well that's just dumb because you won't get the money. Six Paxus is fighting Leatherface and ends up killing both him and the second guy that Kell the not so cool War God after all Ares was the best missed that guy. This led to Lucrietta thinking the dude is cursed but hey you'd be a widow if Six Paxus didn't come through. He decided to let him be a gladiator again and to honor the deal with find Sura.

Well that's good because Six Paxus was going a bit nuts in that place. Can you imagine how horrible it must smell in there with everyone all bloody and dirty and I'm just talking about the fans? He was even having a conversation with his wife while Curly was talking to him which led to him being confused. He was just being a good friend giving him mandrake and Six Paxus was telling his wife that they'd be reunited. If he keeps going on like that Curly might think Six Paxus likes him.

Lucrietta should have called on Autolycus to steal from that guy but instead she sold the emerald necklace because the other guy was just all sorts of creepy. 14 dineree or however the hell you spell it that sounds like she was ripped off after all Joxer got those boots for fifty dinars. This pissed off Batty because the guy's the one that's supposed to be worried about money. Maybe if you stopped gambling there wouldn't be a problem dude.

I wonder if Six Paxus will keep having bizarre dreams. He dreamed Sura where she wasn't naked for a change and then it started raining blood. Crisco won't like him being back at all but he's too wrapped up in Booby Girl who got pissed off when he gave Lucrietta the necklace he got for whatever her name is. Well she showed off her boobs when Lucrietta was looking to see how the necklace would hang between the boobs I suppose. Strange but I don't shop like that but after all a girl is nothing without her baubles.

I think that one guy likes Six Paxus although Kell claimed his cock keeps him well fed. Well that's just nice to hear. Doesn't that make you all warm and fuzzy inside? But maybe your boy has a wandering eye for the eye candy that is the Thracian or as I call him Six Paxus. He was nice to him which is why Kell felt the need to brag about his wonderful cock. I think there should have been a drinking game during this episode where you drink every time someone says the word cock or there's something cocky going on after all there was that chick.

I'll have his cock in a jar.

May the gods curse his cock.

Okay I'm not sure if this second one was the exact line but it's close enough. Yes there was a lot of cocking going on. I feel the need to take a shower after this with all that blood splatter. The pits don't look like a fun place not even to visit. No wonder Fug felt the need to bang his head against the wall. I'm thinking you just go crazy in the place after all look at the head guy with the Crazy Hat and ear things who looks familiar. Hey is that the guy from Three Rivers? He looks familiar from something but of course he wasn't wearing a crazy hat and those things on his ears at the time. What are they anyway? Ear warmers?

My Bloody Valentine

Why oh why couldn't Cupid be hot? Is that too much to ask? I don't think it is. Victor Webster was a hot Cupid on Charmed so why not? I guess they've reached the hottie quota but I say the more the merrier.

It's just a good thing I wasn't eating when this was on although that's a bit late to be eating since it is on at nine. Some strange deaths turn up which of course is always a red flag that something is up. This couple who had just gone on a date end up eating each other to death. Yep they ate each other to death and it wasn't pretty. Sadly no Winchester was shirtless although this guy was who ate Alice and she ate him back. Doesn't that sound yummy?

Next a chick goes all crazy because the guy she's been seeing for a week stayed late at work. She ends up killing the guy with him and they decide to kill themselves so they can be together. And after there some guy goes on a Twinkie binge. I'm not so sure I'd use a toilet brush to make them go down. That couldn't be fun at all and the poor coroner drank himself to death.

Sam recognized angel scratches on the hearts of the couple that ate each other. After calling Cas who was amusing and much like Anya because he said he'd hang up now when he was standing right in front of Dean. He mentions the Cupid being a class three angel so I guess there's finally someone lower on the totem pole than him. So this fat guy shows up in underwear after all he isn't incontinent according to Cas and hugs them. Yes full on bear huggage. Dean didn't like it one bit but at least he didn't get the full frontal like Sam and Cas did. Sam tried to get away but nope he wasn't able to escape. Gee I wonder why no one likes that handshake? What could it be?

It turns out that it wasn't Cupid's fault because Famine's in town. Cas read his mind and Cupid's feelings were hurt so he took off. Well I don't blame Dean for punching the guy for going on about a Cupid being behind Mary and John getting together. It turns out that they didn't like each other when they first met. Well it's not like this dude could help although it might have been amusing if he came face to face with Famine. I think he'd crap in that diaper of his.

Am I the only one that had a random thought about Sam turning gay when he was checking out that guy? It was a demon because apparently he was able to smell them. At least he didn't say demons smell like chicken because that just annoys me to no end saying that things taste like chicken where only one thing does which would be chicken. Yes the bloodlust reared its ugly head.

Now he wasn't the only one that wasn't acting normal since Castiel started eating. Castiel turned into the Hamburglar because he was eating burgers. But Dean wasn't affected. It did make me think of that episode of Xena where everyone went crazy but Xena. Famine claimed it was because Dean was already dead inside. I'm going with the strength of character reason along with him not denying himself although he didn't take advantage of his favorite holiday.

Once again Sam ends up getting tied up or rather handcuffed in the sink. Well that never works out since Famine decided to send some demons over for Sam to snack on. Yes that wasn't cherry pie on his face but he did have some serious Fruit Punch Mouth. He didn't even wipe his mouth after drinking. He arrived while Famine was groping Dean. I have to admit that I'd take advantage of that opportunity myself. God what does Death look like since this dude looked pretty dead? Why can't it be someone pretty?

Sam used his powers although I have to wonder why he didn't take out Briefcase Demon guy when he had the chance. He just sliced his face and cut his arm. The briefcase had a soul in it. I guess that's as good a place as any for it but put on some shades because it just might blind you if you come across one. So he ends up exorcising all the demons. Creepy how Famine gets the demons out the same way but Famine feeds on them.

I think his brain was fried because it didn't occur to him that Sam could use his powes on the demons inside Famine. So another horseman bites the dust only two more to go I wonder what War will look like but I'm thinking Pestilence will be ugly. Since he drank the demon blood Sam got put back in the panic room that Bobby built during that weekend. Poor Dean I just wanted to hug him because it was horrible hearing poor Sam screaming out like that. Castiel tried to be helpful but Dean had to go outside.

Yes it is twisted because I just wanted to give him a hug and pass him a tissue while ripping his shirt off. He's just too pretty. So it ends on a gut wrenching note and even worse it won't be back for six weeks. That's just cruel since both shows had those gut wrenching moments since I felt bad for poor Damon. Maybe if someone takes their shirt off they'll feel better.